Edvinas Eliosius

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16 Apr 2028
Sunday
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Marked for Edvinas Eliosius

89 Edition

The Trakai Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Trakai

23 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Trakai leaking at the back

23 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

The terraces

The mood at Trakai has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

The small margins put Trakai out

Out, 3‑4 to Atlantas, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Aidas Vaitkunas keeps Trakai in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Edvinas Eliosius scores twice — 8.93

Two goals and a mark of 8.93 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Trakai

Karolis Slavickas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Edvinas Eliosius among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Edvinas Eliosius on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Trakai and Atlantas.

Squad

Words at Trakai training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Torena is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
86 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No mercy from Stumbras

Atlantas will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stumbras were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Vykintas Cernych scores twice — 9.64

Two goals and a mark of 9.64 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Lukas Simkus's — 9.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Aidas Novikovas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stumbras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Roman Rostokin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artem Ivanov

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Alexandr Naumovich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Mikoliunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Vykintas Cernych at the heart of a fast Stumbras start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Vykintas Cernych in the middle of it, and Atlantas unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

In brief

82 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lukas Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Edvinas Eliosius wants to come home

“I did not go to Trakai to sit and watch. I want to come back to Stumbras and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Squad

Questions about Justas Cernych on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

77 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stumbras has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Atlantas come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stumbras did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Ivanov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Roman Rostokin's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stumbras are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Roman Rostokin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

77 Edition

The Trakai Courier

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Trakai has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Youssouf Abakar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Trakai can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Trakai

Karolis Slavickas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

76 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arnas Mikoliunas

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 7 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Trakai watching Edvinas Eliosius

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stumbras have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Alexandr Naumovich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lukas Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

74 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arnas Mikoliunas

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Ivanov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

72 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arnas Mikoliunas

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 7, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Stumbras
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70 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arnas Mikoliunas

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stumbras is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Stumbras

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

68 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 7 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Modestas Dubickas

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

66 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Modestas Dubickas

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lukas Klišys in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

63 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Modestas Cernych breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Zakaria Rasouli gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Zakaria Rasouli has just signed for Stumbras, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

62 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Modestas Cernych breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Lukas Simkus damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alexandr Naumovich asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

58 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Ivanov

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Modestas Cernych breaks a bone — 64 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 64 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Alexandr Naumovich asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Edvinas Eliosius

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Edvinas Eliosius will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stumbras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

The Atlantas deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Arnas Kazlauskas reports back to Stumbras with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Modestas Cernych signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Modestas Cernych and Stumbras agree another 2 years.

In brief

54 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arnas Eliosius damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alexandr Naumovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Arnas Kazlauskas breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Edvinas Eliosius has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Vykintas Vaitkunas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stumbras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

52 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arnas Eliosius damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 7 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Arnas Lasickas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stumbras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Alexandr Naumovich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Stumbras count the cost of losing Paulius Eliosius

46 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Trakai are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Stumbras will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

47 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Modestas Vaitkunas

140 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Lukas Kuklys says Stumbras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Mikoliunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

46 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aidas Novikovas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Vykintas Vaitkunas says Stumbras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Edgaras Novikovas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

45 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

The unthinkable, invoiced: Aidas Paulauskas sold

Zalgiris arrived with $1.3M and left with the best player in the building. The board will call it business; the queue at the ticket office will use other words.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stumbras

A 2‑5 beating by Suduva was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The terraces

Stumbras sell a favourite for $1.3M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Aidas Paulauskas was one of the reasons people came, and $1.3M does not replace that by itself.

Match

5 matches without a win for Stumbras

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Stumbras are no longer polite ones.

Match

Stumbras are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Alexandr Naumovich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Vykintas Cernych among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Vykintas Cernych on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stumbras and Suduva.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Mikoliunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Alexandr Naumovich is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Stumbras has been clear about where Alexandr Naumovich stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

44 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 7, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Edvinas Eliosius, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.83

A mark of 7.83 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

The wait goes on for Stumbras

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Alexandr Naumovich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stumbras come up short against Siauliai

Siauliai left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stumbras leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Saulius Klimavicius

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Justas Cernych wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Justas Cernych has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. Stumbras know, and have known for weeks.

In brief

42 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexandr Naumovich

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stumbras

A 1‑5 beating by Utenis was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Justas Cernych runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Aidas Novikovas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Edvinas Eliosius among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Edvinas Eliosius on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stumbras and Utenis.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Naumovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stumbras dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Arnas Kazlauskas turns it into his own net

Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Stumbras deserved better, and so did he.

In brief

41 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexandr Naumovich

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Aidas Paulauskas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lukas Simkus takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lukas Simkus provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Lukas Simkus among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Lukas Simkus on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stumbras and Atlantas.

Match

Atlantas take the points off Stumbras

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Mikoliunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

40 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No mercy from Stumbras

Trakai will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stumbras were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Stumbras sink to position 6

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Lukas Simkus scores twice — 9.18

Two goals and a mark of 9.18 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Edvinas Eliosius at 21 — 9.10

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Edvinas Eliosius did not need any: 9.10, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Lukas Simkus

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Stumbras and Alexandr Naumovich are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Andrius Vaitkunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lukas Kuklys

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aidas Paulauskas

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

37 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stumbras

A 1‑5 beating by Siauliai was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Aidas Paulauskas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aidas Paulauskas

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The wait goes on for Stumbras

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Alexandr Naumovich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stumbras and Siauliai in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Stumbras leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stumbras dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Stumbras lose Justas Slavickas

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

36 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Stumbras out

Out, 0‑7 to Suduva, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

Stumbras sink to position 6

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The terraces

Stumbras are taken apart by Suduva — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-7. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexandr Naumovich

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

7 goals as Stumbras and Suduva go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stumbras and Suduva, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aidas Paulauskas

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Mikoliunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Edvinas Eliosius’s goal not enough for Stumbras

Edvinas Eliosius scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kauno Zalgiris, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Modestas Cernych was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

33 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Karolis Dubickas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Aidas Paulauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Arnas Mikoliunas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Stumbras supporters have found a favourite in Aidas Paulauskas

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Aidas Paulauskas has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Stumbras get the job done against Trakai

A 2‑0 win over Trakai, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aidas Paulauskas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief