Sebastian Lainer

Goalkeeper - Valletta
4 Oct 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Sebastian Lainer

59 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Stijn Meijer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valletta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sebastian Lainer

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Andrea Zammit: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valletta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

5 matches without a win for Valletta

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Valletta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Faysel Kasmi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valletta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Godfred Boakye wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valletta know it.

Match

Floriana take the points off Valletta

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diogo Tavares

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The one thing Shaft Brewer could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

Back issues
52 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maringá out for 53 days

The medical room confirms 53 days on the sidelines for Maringá, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Only the photograph left for Elgün Bayramov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elgün Bayramov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valletta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valletta

Faysel Kasmi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

45 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andrea Zammit puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valletta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Valletta

Shaft Brewer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Godfred Boakye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

38 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastian Lainer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valletta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Maringá out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Maringá, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Faysel Kasmi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valletta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

17 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 unbeaten for Valletta

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Valletta did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Maringá in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valletta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Maringá

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maringá, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Diogo Tavares

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Faysel Kasmi in the eights

A performance of 8.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Matteo Grech wants to come home

“I did not go to Birkirkara to sit and watch. I want to come back to Valletta and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Match

Honours even between Valletta and Hibernians

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Yuri Messias runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sebastian Lainer asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

16 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

René Zia asks to leave Valletta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

9 unbeaten for Valletta

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Valletta did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Faysel Kasmi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valletta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valletta and Sliema Wanderers take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thaylor

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Faysel Kasmi

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

14 Edition

The Valletta Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Valletta do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Faysel Kasmi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valletta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Shaft Brewer

Marked 9.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

203% of the income goes out in wages at Valletta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Ahmed Adebayo the difference as Valletta beat Marsaxlokk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ahmed Adebayo. 2‑0 against Marsaxlokk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Shaft Brewer is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jackson Mendoza

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

The month belongs to Shaft Brewer

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Valletta have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Emmanuel Mbende

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

12 Edition

The Casertana Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Casertana

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Shady Oukhadda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Casertana this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Karlo Butić

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yayah Kallon

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nico Valentine gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Casertana share the spoils with Altamura

A 1‑1 draw with Altamura leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Shady Oukhadda

Marked 5.20, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Squad

Stefano Girelli asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Gabriele Rocchi wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Gabriele Rocchi has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. Casertana know, and have known for weeks.

In brief

10 Edition

The Casertana Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Casertana

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Karlo Butić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Casertana this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

448% of the income goes out in wages at Casertana

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Shady Oukhadda

Marked 8.69 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhamed Varela Djamanca

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Karlo Butić in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Marco Toscano

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Toscano, and the manager let it.

Match

Casertana and Salernitana take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Shady Oukhadda is off the mark for Casertana

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

9 Edition

The Casertana Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alessandro Vilardi decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Casertana march on in the cup

Arzignano are out and Casertana go through, 0‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Casertana

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Casertana are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Matteo Cortesi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Casertana

Karlo Butić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Manuel Llano shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

A bad afternoon for Casertana against Benevento

1‑3 to Benevento, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Coli Saco

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Gabriele Rocchi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief