Sam McCowatt

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8 Nov 2032
Monday
Process

Marked for Sam McCowatt

321 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kosta Lockyer out for 123 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Canterbury United up to position 2

24 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Monty Barbarouses is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Canterbury United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matt Tuiloma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ryan Reid signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ryan Reid and Canterbury United agree another 4 years.

In brief

Back issues
318 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kosta Lockyer out for 144 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Canterbury United turn down Team Wellington for Sam McCowatt

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

315 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Monty Barbarouses was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

At 20, Monty Barbarouses is already the best thing here

An average of 7.53 in a first team he is several years too young for. Canterbury United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

313 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jake Sutton damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Canterbury United are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 24 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Monty Barbarouses has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Team Wellington come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Canterbury United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matt Tuiloma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

310 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Kosta Tuiloma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kosta Tuiloma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Canterbury United lose Chris Barbarouses

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Matt Wood signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Matt Wood and Canterbury United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Team Wellington are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

308 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Team Wellington come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Canterbury United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Hawke's Bay United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Jake Cacace signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jake Cacace and Canterbury United agree another 3 years.

In brief

306 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Canterbury United turn down Southern United for Monty Barbarouses

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kosta Tuiloma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kosta Tuiloma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Chris Barbarouses signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chris Barbarouses commits to Canterbury United for another 2 years.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Noah Rufer again

The phone has started ringing about Noah Rufer again, and this time the name on the line is WaiBOP United. Canterbury United are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

291 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

At 20, Monty Barbarouses is already the best thing here

An average of 7.53 in a first team he is several years too young for. Canterbury United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

289 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Canterbury United up to position 2

24 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from Team Wellington for Sam McCowatt was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Joe Bell says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jai McCowatt stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jai McCowatt and Canterbury United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

287 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

At 19, Monty Barbarouses is already the best thing here

An average of 7.53 in a first team he is several years too young for. Canterbury United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

286 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Kosta Lockyer says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Monty Barbarouses, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.84

A mark of 7.84 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sam McCowatt

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Auckland City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Canterbury United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

A bad afternoon for Canterbury United against Hawke's Bay United

2‑4 to Hawke's Bay United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Yakubu Abbas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

284 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Yakubu Abbas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 47. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Monty Barbarouses, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.92

A mark of 7.92 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from Waitakere United for Sam McCowatt was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The season belongs to Monty Barbarouses

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Canterbury United have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Matt Nelson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matt Nelson commits to Canterbury United for another 3 years.

Market

Auckland City join the queue for Kosta Tuiloma

Add another name to the list: Auckland City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Kosta Tuiloma. The answer from Canterbury United has not changed — yet.

Match

Monty Barbarouses’s goal not enough for Canterbury United

Monty Barbarouses scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Team Wellington, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

278 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matt Nelson

Successful dribbles: 51. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 111 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 111 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Cup progress for Canterbury United

A 3‑0 win over Waitakere United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Monty Barbarouses at 19 — 9.65

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Monty Barbarouses did not need any: 9.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Monty Barbarouses takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Monty Rufer could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.31

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.31, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sam McCowatt

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Monty Barbarouses’s goal not enough for Canterbury United

Monty Barbarouses scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Auckland City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

276 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Chris Barbarouses breaks a bone — 125 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 125 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Canterbury United turn it around against Waitakere United

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. Canterbury United rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and Waitakere United had no answer to any of it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Deklan Waine takes the afternoon — 8.43

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Deklan Waine provided it, and the 8.43 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Monty Barbarouses, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.44

A mark of 8.44 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Sam McCowatt: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yakubu Abbas

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wants to play Canterbury United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Canterbury United get the job done against Waitakere United

A 3‑2 win over Waitakere United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

267 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Sam McCowatt’s move to Team Wellington falls through

The deal that would have taken Sam McCowatt to Team Wellington has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Canterbury United with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Stefan De Vries signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stefan De Vries and Canterbury United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

264 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matt Tuiloma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

263 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Sam McCowatt has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from WaiBOP United for Callum Sutton was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

262 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Sam McCowatt says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

At 21, Deklan Waine is already the best thing here

An average of 6.55 in a first team he is several years too young for. Canterbury United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from WaiBOP United for Deklan Waine was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Willem Ebbinge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

WaiBOP United join the queue for Callum Sutton

Add another name to the list: WaiBOP United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Callum Sutton. The answer from Canterbury United has not changed — yet.

In brief

260 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 90 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 90 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Stefan De Vries breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kosta Tuiloma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kosta Tuiloma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

259 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matt Wood damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Stefan De Vries breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

258 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matt Wood

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Sam McCowatt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

255 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matt Wood

125 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Matt Tuiloma and Canterbury United agree another 3 years.

In brief

254 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matt Wood

132 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kosta Tuiloma has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

253 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matt Wood

139 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Monty Barbarouses is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.54 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

249 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 96 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Monty Barbarouses is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.54 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Canterbury United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

In brief

245 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan De Vries out for 124 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Remember the name: Monty Barbarouses

He is 19, he is averaging 7.54, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Match

Canterbury United up to position 3

25 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Tommy Bell keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sam McCowatt has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Chris Barbarouses stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chris Barbarouses and Canterbury United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

241 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Monty Barbarouses is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.54 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Canterbury United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Sam McCowatt has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

237 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Lockyer

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Monty Barbarouses is the real thing at 18

A season average of 7.54 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Canterbury United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

In brief

234 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Hawke's Bay United punish Canterbury United for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Jai Garbett will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Canterbury United escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Matt Wood: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Monty Barbarouses at 18 — 7.99

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Monty Barbarouses did not need any: 7.99, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Yakubu Abbas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from WaiBOP United for Monty Barbarouses was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Willem Ebbinge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Jai Garbett’s goal not enough for Canterbury United

Jai Garbett scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Hawke's Bay United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jai Garbett at his very best

Marked 8.66. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Canterbury United.

In brief

232 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Willem Ebbinge runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Waitakere United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Canterbury United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Marco Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Monty Barbarouses is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Canterbury United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Auckland City join the queue for Monty Barbarouses

Add another name to the list: Auckland City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Monty Barbarouses. The answer from Canterbury United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Matt Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jai Garbett at his very best

Marked 8.28. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Canterbury United.

Squad

Canterbury United count the cost of losing Francis Rufer

16 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief