Deklan Payne

Left Midfielder - Free Agent
21 Oct 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Deklan Payne

46 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

100 days out for Oliver Van Hattum after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. WaiBOP United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

$210.0K settles it between the clubs for Matt Cacace

Southern United have accepted the money. What WaiBOP United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Francis Just asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The step up is real for Michael Garbett

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Oliver Van Hattum and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Oliver Van Hattum

At 31 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

Back issues
29 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Cameron Payne out for 78 days

78 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Every point is an argument now for WaiBOP United

Position 7 and 7 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Jake Van Hattum signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jake Van Hattum commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Oliver Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Owen Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Noah Colvey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

13 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Noah Smith stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Callum Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Callum Fenton has improved at 31, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Match

A bad afternoon for WaiBOP United against Canterbury United

1‑3 to Canterbury United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Monty Just is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Joe Waine answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The form table has caught Oliver De Vries

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Liberato Waine

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Deklan Payne

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

11 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Francis Just at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Francis Just is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Callum Fenton and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Late improvement for Jake Van Hattum

At 26 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 4 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

In brief

5 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Lewis out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Deklan Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

The step up is real for Michael Garbett

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Callum Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Owen Boxall was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for James Kirwan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to James Kirwan, and the manager let it.

In brief

3 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Callum Fenton and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Monty Just was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Clayton Stamatelopoulos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Clayton Stamatelopoulos and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years.

Market

Marco Boxall is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at WaiBOP United has been clear about where Marco Boxall stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Francis Just gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Deklan Payne placed on the list

WaiBOP United have made Deklan Payne available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Ryan Kirwan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Kosta Barbarouses's agent talks up a move

“He is at an age where he has to be playing at the top level. We will listen to anybody.” The representative of Kosta Barbarouses is not being subtle.

Market

The clock does Kosta Barbarouses’s negotiating for him

7 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee WaiBOP United could ask drops and the wages Kosta Barbarouses can ask rise.

In brief