Paulius Sernas

Central Defender - Stumbras
21 Nov 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Paulius Sernas

56 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 6, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Lukas Girdvainis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lukas Barauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
44 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 6, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Saulius Simkus yet — 8.11

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.11 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stumbras

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Ignas Dapkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stumbras and Siauliai take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Justas Slavickas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Stumbras man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Tomas Barauskas was the best thing in any of them.

Squad

When it matters, Deividas Kazlauskas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Deividas Kazlauskas changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Stumbras had a different afternoon.

In brief

41 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tomas Barauskas

Successful dribbles: 61. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Stumbras taken apart

1‑4 to Atlantas, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Paulius Sernas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lukas Eliosius

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Justas Slavickas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stumbras dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

38 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Ignas Dapkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stumbras come up short against Suduva

Suduva left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Edgaras Jankauskas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Stumbras keep their word to Lukas Eliosius

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Player ratings

Vikintas Valskis's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Stumbras needed to.

Squad

Tomas Barauskas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stumbras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

37 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Arnas Paulauskas scores twice — 8.86

Two goals and a mark of 8.86 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Paulius Sernas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Edgaras Jankauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ignas Dapkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stumbras get the job done against Siauliai

A 3‑1 win over Siauliai, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tomas Barauskas at his very best

Marked 8.32. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stumbras.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Modestas Dapkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Modestas Dapkus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ignas Vaitkunas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ignas Vaitkunas and Stumbras agree another 3 years.

In brief

35 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Edgaras Jankauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Stumbras

1‑4 against Utenis, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Tomas Barauskas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Stumbras's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stumbras has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stumbras

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Lukas Barauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Paulius Sernas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stumbras

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Loan watch

Deividas Klimavicius has seen enough of Kauno Zalgiris

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stumbras, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

27 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ignas Dapkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Paulius Sernas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Paulius Sernas and Stumbras agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Modestas Dapkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

26 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lukas Girdvainis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Ignas Dapkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Siauliai join the queue for Fiodor Vaitkunas

Add another name to the list: Siauliai have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Fiodor Vaitkunas. The answer from Stumbras has not changed — yet.

Squad

No hiding place for Lukas Barauskas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lukas Barauskas, and the manager let it.

Market

Lukas Girdvainis brings the grey hairs Stumbras lacked

At 34, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Squad

Paulius Sernas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief