Noah Boxall

Defensive Midfielder - Retired
11 Jul 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Boxall

32 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

81 days out for Sam Cacace after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Canterbury United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Dane Cacace says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Alex Kirwan asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Noah Garbett stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Noah Garbett and Canterbury United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Canterbury United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Francis Garbett was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Canterbury United

Noah Kirwan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Alex Van Hattum gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alex Van Hattum is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Boxall

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Boxall, and the manager let it.

Market

The Deklan Garbett story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Deklan Garbett signs something — a contract at Canterbury United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

Back issues
31 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

89 days out for Sam Cacace after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Canterbury United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Noah Boxall says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Francis Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Canterbury United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Cameron Lockyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Deklan Garbett gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Deklan Garbett is on it.

The dugout

Sam Cacace gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

21 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Dane Lockyer was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 26. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Nobody wants to play Canterbury United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A falling-out at Canterbury United

Francis Garbett and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Deklan Garbett sends Canterbury United past Southern United

It finished 2‑1, and it was Deklan Garbett’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Canterbury United.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alex Van Hattum is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Alex Van Hattum

A mark of 7.89, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Michael Bell has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Michael Bell on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

When it matters, Dane Lockyer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

18 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Canterbury United up to position 2

10 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Clayton Tuiloma at 18 — 7.71

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Clayton Tuiloma did not need any: 7.71, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Bill Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Canterbury United

Francis Garbett and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

6 goals as Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Deklan Garbett the difference as Canterbury United beat Hawke's Bay United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Deklan Garbett. 4‑2 against Hawke's Bay United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A row about effort at Canterbury United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Cameron Lockyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Canterbury United supporters have found a favourite in Callum De Vries

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Callum De Vries has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Deklan Garbett in the eights

A performance of 8.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

16 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A hiding for Canterbury United

Beaten 0‑4 by Team Wellington, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Alex Kirwan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Francis Garbett in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Canterbury United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Cameron Lockyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Canterbury United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑4 defeat, delivered by Michael Bell to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Sam Cacace turns it into his own net

Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Canterbury United deserved better, and so did he.

The dugout

Noah Boxall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Canterbury United

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Auckland City.

In brief

13 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cooper Powell is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Canterbury United

Francis Garbett and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Cameron Lockyer beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Michael Sutton stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Sutton and Canterbury United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Canterbury United and WaiBOP United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michael Bell on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Player ratings

Deklan Garbett could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

The dugout

Noah Boxall does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

1 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Canterbury United

Francis Garbett and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Noah Boxall stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Noah Boxall and Canterbury United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Francis Garbett asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Dane Just is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Canterbury United has been clear about where Dane Just stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief