Ashkan Shojaei

Central Midfielder - Padideh
28 Jan 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ashkan Shojaei

121 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Majid Gholizadeh damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Padideh's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Padideh has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Juan Felipe Hincapié hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Padideh can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ashkan Shojaei: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Padideh have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Shahriar Karimi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Jesús Lara is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Padideh is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Padideh

Shahriar Karimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Esteghlal take the points off Padideh

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Padideh training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martín García is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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117 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Majid Nekounam damages knee ligaments — 78 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 78 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Shahriar Karimi

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Jesús Lara is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Padideh is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Padideh

Masoud Vafaei was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Padideh training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eric Remedi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sepahan take the points off Padideh

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

109 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Masoud Shojaei

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Jesús Lara is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Padideh is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Eyes on Shahriar Dejagah again

The phone has started ringing about Shahriar Dejagah again, and this time the name on the line is Sepahan. Padideh are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Real improvement from Abdullah Al-Salem at Padideh

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Abdullah Al-Salem is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Shahriar Karimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Padideh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martín García falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

99 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Masoud Vafaei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Padideh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Ahmad Nekounam conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Guadalajara will make the call about Ahmad Nekounam this week. Padideh have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Eric Remedi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Ahmad Nekounam moves on

Foolad pay $47.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Ashkan Shojaei gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Martín García knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Padideh, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

91 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Masoud Vafaei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Padideh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martín García falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Masoud Shojaei plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

83 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Shahriar Karimi

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mohammad Rezaeian asks to leave Padideh

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Padideh

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Padideh are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Masoud Vafaei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Padideh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Eric Remedi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Padideh against Zob Ahan

0‑1 to Zob Ahan, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

56 Edition

The Padideh Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Majid Gholizadeh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Padideh may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mohammad Rezaeian asks to leave Padideh

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Padideh

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Padideh

Mohammad Gandomi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ahmad Nekounam among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ahmad Nekounam on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Padideh and Naft Tehran.

Match

Ahmad Nekounam’s goal not enough for Padideh

Ahmad Nekounam scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Naft Tehran, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Masoud Shojaei runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Eric Remedi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Padideh leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

56 Edition

The Rah Ahan Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Rah Ahan

Sepahan will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Rah Ahan were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Ali Hassani: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rah Ahan have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Pedro Rebocho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rah Ahan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ashkan Shojaei moves on

Padideh pay $220.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Amir Mehdi Janmaleki falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Morteza Hosseini

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Masoud Noorafkan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Sardar Azmoun in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Saman Dejagah in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief