Valentino Ulmer

Right Midfielder - Ravan
15 Jan 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Valentino Ulmer

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The Ravan Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ravan's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ravan has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Salman Ələsqərov asks to leave Ravan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Maksim Amirguliyev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ravan may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ravan

Samuel Lobato was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ravan come up short against Kapaz

Kapaz left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A row about effort at Ravan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dragoljub Savić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Renat Dadashov to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Afran Sheydaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dragoljub Savić suspended

One booking too many, and Dragoljub Savić sits out. Ravan lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

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The Ravan Chronicle

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ravan sink to position 9

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

9 matches without a win for Ravan

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Ravan are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Ravan — 7.65

1 for Samuel Lobato, marked 7.65, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Salim Hashimov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Samuel Lobato in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ravan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dragoljub Savić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Elvin Camalov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Ravan caught on 87 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then AZAL scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

Valentino Ulmer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Valentino Ulmer and Ravan agree another 1 years.

In brief

  • Match Samuel Lobato rescues a point for Ravan
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Market Experience through the door at Ravan
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The Mattersburg Sentinel

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Mattersburg say no — this time

The offer from Hamburger SV for Marcel Kalajdzic was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Dejan Posch could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.35

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.35, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

Vintage Valentino Ulmer — 7.95

At 35 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.95, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

VfB Stuttgart watching Marcel Fuchs

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Mattersburg have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alexander Posch

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Alexander Posch in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mattersburg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Wisla Krakow tell Mattersburg: Ervin Omić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Konrad Lindner falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Dejan Posch

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief