Andre Essien

Defensive Midfielder - Posta Rangers
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Andre Essien

93 Edition

The Posta Rangers Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Mohamed damages knee ligaments — 126 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 126 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The small margins put Posta Rangers out

Out, 1‑2 to Bandari, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Dinken Mwema breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Dimpol Omamo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Posta Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Kelly Madada, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.19

A mark of 8.19 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

A first appearance Andre Essien will want to forget — 5.60

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.60, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Tempers go at Posta Rangers

Harrison Mwendwa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Brian Marita signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Brian Marita and Posta Rangers agree another 2 years.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kelly Madada

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

Back issues
80 Edition

The Posta Rangers Post

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Musa Mohamed asks to leave Posta Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Harrison Mwendwa takes the afternoon — 8.20

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Harrison Mwendwa provided it, and the 8.20 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Iddrisu Shaibu gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Iddrisu Shaibu has just signed for Posta Rangers, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Gergő Kovács comes home

The shirt still fits. Gergő Kovács is back at Posta Rangers, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Iddrisu Shaibu returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Iddrisu Shaibu is a Posta Rangers player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

As if he never left: Andre Essien returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Andre Essien is a Posta Rangers player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Harrison Mwendwa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Posta Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Posta Rangers

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Boardroom

Posta Rangers counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Posta Rangers now.

In brief

54 Edition

The Hasaacas Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohammed Inusah damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ernest Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hasaacas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Hasaacas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Nuhu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Joseph Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joseph Boakye and Hasaacas agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Albert Nuhu placed on the list

Hasaacas have made Albert Nuhu available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Hasaacas and Mohammed Inusah are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief