Noah Garbett

Centre Forward - Southern United
12 Feb 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Noah Garbett

77 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Owen Reid keeps Southern United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Owen Reid says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Southern United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Southern United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Clayton Just runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Southern United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Waitakere United take the points off Southern United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Winston Rufer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jai Smith gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Jake Waine leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Jake Waine leaves Southern United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

Back issues
14 Edition

The Southern United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clayton Just damages knee ligaments — 98 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 98 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Nathan Watson takes the afternoon — 8.28

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nathan Watson provided it, and the 8.28 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Chris Cacace hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Clayton Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Michael Smith runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Joe Smith stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joe Smith and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

5 Edition

The Southern United Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Stefan Kirwan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jake Waine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Noah Garbett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief