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128 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: a squad player out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United spell it out for Owen Singh

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Owen Singh has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Monty Reid has said yes to Hawke's Bay United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. WaiBOP United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Matt Stamatelopoulos asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Paris Domfeh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Deklan Sutton attracts admirers

The name of Deklan Sutton has come up in conversations WaiBOP United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

WaiBOP United rebuffed over Deklan Garbett

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Canterbury United have kept their man, and WaiBOP United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Martin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tim Reid makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

  • The dugout Paris Domfeh loses the manager who believed in him
  • The dugout Paris Domfeh knocks on the manager's door
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Monty Reid
Back issues
127 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

23 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 23, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

a squad player damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for WaiBOP United

0‑3 against Auckland City, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at WaiBOP United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Ben Van Hattum asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tim McCowatt honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. WaiBOP United had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Deklan Sutton is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Paris Domfeh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

126 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

a squad player damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 7

3 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Both of them Ben Van Hattum's — 8.34

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.34, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Paris Domfeh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Martin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

WaiBOP United rescue it on 95 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 95. Waitakere United had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Ben Van Hattum rescues a point for WaiBOP United

It needed Ben Van Hattum to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Waitakere United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Monty Singh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

125 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

21 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

The knee: a squad player out for 39 days

39 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

A bad afternoon for WaiBOP United against Canterbury United

1‑3 to Canterbury United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Martin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tim McCowatt

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tim McCowatt, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

WaiBOP United face Waitakere United in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

Owen Singh answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Bill Nelson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Ben Van Hattum gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ben Van Hattum is on it.

In brief

124 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

The knee: a squad player out for 46 days

46 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

WaiBOP United cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Patrick Martin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Chris Cacace was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Tim Reid

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

WaiBOP United at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 7, 2 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marco Reid

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Reid, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Tim Reid

7.36, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. WaiBOP United had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

123 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the WaiBOP United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

The knee: a squad player out for 53 days

53 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Chastening afternoon for WaiBOP United

A 0‑6 beating by Team Wellington was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Tommy McCowatt out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ben Van Hattum asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Deklan Sutton is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Patrick Martin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Martin and WaiBOP United agree another 2 years.

Match

6 goals as WaiBOP United and Team Wellington go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between WaiBOP United and Team Wellington, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

122 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

a squad player damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 7

1 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

24 days out for Tommy McCowatt after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. WaiBOP United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Monty Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Patrick Martin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Marco Reid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Owen Singh faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Owen Singh after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

121 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The knee: a squad player out for 67 days

67 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tim McCowatt stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The cup run ends for WaiBOP United

2‑4 against Canterbury United, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Tommy McCowatt breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Ben Van Hattum's — 8.57

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.57, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

6 goals as WaiBOP United and Canterbury United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between WaiBOP United and Canterbury United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Paris Domfeh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tim McCowatt

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tim McCowatt, and the manager let it.

In brief

120 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for a squad player

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

38 days out for Tommy McCowatt after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. WaiBOP United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Monty Reid is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Paris Domfeh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Auckland City

Auckland City left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Owen Singh answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 2‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Oliver Garbett

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Player ratings

Ryan Bell was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 11. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

119 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

a squad player damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

45 days out for Tommy McCowatt after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. WaiBOP United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Noah Boxall scores twice — 9.05

Two goals and a mark of 9.05 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Only the photograph left for Deklan Sutton

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Deklan Sutton will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Paris Domfeh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Noah Boxall’s goal not enough for WaiBOP United

Noah Boxall scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Waitakere United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Martin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief