Ben Barbarouses

Central Midfielder - Rewa
4 Mar 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ben Barbarouses

80 Edition

The Rewa Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Amani Hughes

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rewa lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Rewa

Patrick Joseph was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rewa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Beniamino Lebatavatava is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
57 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sam Van Hattum damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Marco Colvey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Owen Boxall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Lockyer has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Chris Lockyer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chris Lockyer commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Market

Oliver Singh placed on the list

WaiBOP United have made Oliver Singh available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

35 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at WaiBOP United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for WaiBOP United

Position 6 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the WaiBOP United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ben Barbarouses hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Marco Colvey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marco Colvey and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Colvey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

31 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at WaiBOP United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 6

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at WaiBOP United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at WaiBOP United is running low.

Market

Ben Barbarouses asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Owen Boxall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oscar Gibson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

27 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at WaiBOP United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

WaiBOP United are in real trouble now

Position 6, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at WaiBOP United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at WaiBOP United is running low.

Market

Ben Barbarouses puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Colvey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Muhammad Hussain was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

22 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Chris Lockyer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

8 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Marco Colvey scores twice — 8.09

Two goals and a mark of 8.09 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Ben Barbarouses asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

A bad afternoon for WaiBOP United against Auckland City

3‑4 to Auckland City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Marco Colvey among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Marco Colvey on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of WaiBOP United and Auckland City.

Squad

Owen Boxall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marco Bell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

No place for Jake Wood on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at WaiBOP United pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

18 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

WaiBOP United taken apart

3‑6 to Team Wellington, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Player ratings

Marco Colvey scores twice — 8.37

Two goals and a mark of 8.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Callum Sutton at 16 — 8.22

The hardest thing about being 16 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Callum Sutton did not need any: 8.22, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Ben Barbarouses hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about WaiBOP United and Team Wellington in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Owen Boxall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Muhammad Hussain commits to WaiBOP United for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

13 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near James Colvey

Successful dribbles: 59. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Ben Barbarouses asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Sboniso Xulu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Canterbury United take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Winston Rufer has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

7 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Monty De Vries asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Chris Lockyer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

6 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ben Barbarouses asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Bell at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Bell is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

James Colvey falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

2 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Monty De Vries puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sboniso Xulu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sboniso Xulu commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Sboniso Xulu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief