Bernard Nuhu

Defensive Midfielder - Khimik
20 Aug 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Bernard Nuhu

107 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kirill Gordeev damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nikita Nikiforov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Khimik, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Khimik's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Khimik has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Khimik rebuffed over Ilja Vostrikov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Spartak Tambov have kept their man, and Khimik go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikita Nikiforov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Khimik supporters have found a favourite in Nikita Nikiforov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Nikita Nikiforov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

Andrey Savinov is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Khimik has been clear about where Andrey Savinov stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Bernard Nuhu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Khimik know it.

In brief

  • Match Khimik and Volna take a point apiece
  • Boardroom Nobody arrives at Khimik until somebody leaves
  • The dugout Half-satisfied: Vlad Chesnokov on the draw
Back issues
101 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Daniil Knyazev asks to leave Khimik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Francesco Spreafico

Khimik asked and Sokol said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Nikita Nikiforov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Francesco Gandin wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Khimik know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Khimik earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Francesco Gandin slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Francesco Gandin is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

Khimik sign 3 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arturs Fertovs

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

98 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

22 days out for Vyacheslav Zinkov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Khimik will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Alexey Dolya hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Khimik can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Daniil Oganichev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Khimik is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Andrey Savinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khimik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter van Ooijen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Bernard Nuhu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Khimik know it.

The dugout

Andrey Savinov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Sergey Konakov placed on the list

Khimik have made Sergey Konakov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Daniil Knyazev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

97 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Artem Shirokov out for 20 days

20 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Khimik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

29 days out for Vyacheslav Zinkov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Khimik will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Daniil Knyazev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Khimik, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter van Ooijen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Khimik and Nikita Shulkin are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Andrey Savinov placed on the list

Khimik have made Andrey Savinov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Andrey Savinov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Kirill Gordeev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

93 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artem Shirokov damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Vyacheslav Zinkov out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Khimik will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Arsenio Valpoort signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Arsenio Valpoort commits to Khimik for another 2 years.

Squad

Daniil Knyazev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khimik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

6 clean sheets on loan for Nikita Shulkin

14 appearances at Metallurg and the goals have stopped going in. Khimik lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

The Kirill Gordeev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Vladimir Gomlenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Khimik, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Khimik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Khimik put Alexey Dolya up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Alexey Dolya may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

89 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Artem Shirokov out for 76 days

76 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Khimik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

85 days out for Vyacheslav Zinkov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Khimik will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Alexey Dolya asks to leave Khimik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Peter van Ooijen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Artem Shirokov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anton Uboniev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Daniil Knyazev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Daniil Knyazev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Loan watch

6 clean sheets on loan for Nikita Shulkin

14 appearances at Metallurg and the goals have stopped going in. Khimik lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

The Kirill Gordeev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

85 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artem Shirokov damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Vyacheslav Zinkov breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Alexey Dolya hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Khimik can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Daniil Knyazev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khimik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Khimik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter van Ooijen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Smirnov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

6 clean sheets on loan for Nikita Shulkin

14 appearances at Metallurg and the goals have stopped going in. Khimik lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

The Kirill Gordeev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bernard Nuhu is on it.

In brief

80 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artem Shirokov damages knee ligaments — 139 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 139 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Vladimir Gomlenko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Khimik may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Nikita Sevostjanov asks to leave Khimik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Andrey Savinov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Kuban tell Khimik: Kristian Nemec is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Arsenio Valpoort falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Bernard Nuhu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Khimik are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Andrey Savinov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Arturs Fertovs

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arturs Fertovs, and the manager let it.

In brief

77 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrey Savinov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrey Savinov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Khimik the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Khimik

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Words at Khimik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arsenio Valpoort is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Vladimir Gomlenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khimik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Peter van Ooijen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Khimik, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Kirill Gordeev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Khimik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Alexey Dolya placed on the list

Khimik have made Alexey Dolya available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Loan watch

Nikita Shulkin’s loan is measured in nothing happening

4 clean sheets from 10 appearances at Metallurg. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

In brief

75 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Full time on the season at Khimik

Position 4 on 33 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu says Khimik went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Vyacheslav Zinkov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Vyacheslav Zinkov and Khimik agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Nikita Nikiforov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsenio Valpoort was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Peter van Ooijen

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Peter van Ooijen.

Player ratings

Kirill Gordeev was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Khimik buy the years ahead of Francesco Gandin

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Kirill Gordeev named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Kirill Gordeev is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

71 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Arsenio Valpoort, 35, rolls back the years — 8.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.12 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Daniil Knyazev pops up at the right end — 7.72

7.72, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Andrey Savinov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsenio Valpoort was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Khimik see off Dinamo Barnaul

Three points for Khimik, 2‑1 the final word against Dinamo Barnaul in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ivan Sutugin beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Home is on Bernard Nuhu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Khimik are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Vlad Chesnokov kept it short after the 2‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Zinkov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Khimik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

67 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Daniil Knyazev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Khimik, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Khimik have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Peter van Ooijen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Daniil Zuev’s goal not enough for Khimik

Daniil Zuev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Amkar, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daniil Knyazev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniil Knyazev, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ivan Sutugin was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Daniil Zuev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.16. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Vlad Chesnokov to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

66 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniil Oganichev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniil Oganichev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Khimik the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Ivan Sutugin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Khimik

Peter van Ooijen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsenio Valpoort was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 152% of everything Khimik earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

Khimik supporters have found a favourite in Nikita Nikiforov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Nikita Nikiforov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Peter van Ooijen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Vilmos Jován the difference as Khimik beat Rubin 2

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Vilmos Jován. 1‑0 against Rubin 2, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Loan watch

Sergey Konakov has seen enough of Dinamo Stavropol

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Khimik, and 4 appearances in 12 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

63 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Khimik lose Artem Shirokov

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

A row about effort at Khimik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsenio Valpoort was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Khimik

Vilmos Jován and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Khimik count the cost of losing Roman Raifegerste

26 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Zinkov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Khimik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Bernard Nuhu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Alexey Dolya asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Arsenio Valpoort question follows Khimik around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Arsenio Valpoort’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Match

Khimik have something to play for

Position 4 on 15 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

62 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Dolya asks to leave Khimik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Daniil Oganichev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Khimik they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Arsenio Valpoort signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Arsenio Valpoort and Khimik agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Anton Uboniev beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Arsenio Valpoort falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

160% of the income goes out in wages at Khimik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Khimik against Orenburg 2

0‑1 to Orenburg 2, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Home is on Bernard Nuhu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Khimik are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

55 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirill Gordeev

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Nikita Pavlov due for a Khimik medical

Everything agreed with Chaika, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Stanislav Topinka

Khimik asked and Sochi said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Peter van Ooijen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Ivan Sutugin

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Khimik get the job done against Akron 2

A 1‑0 win over Akron 2, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Nikiforov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ivan Sutugin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.19, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Home is on Bernard Nuhu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Khimik are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

  • Squad Words exchanged at Khimik
  • The dugout The form table has caught Peter van Ooijen
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
46 Edition

The Khimik Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniil Oganichev breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Nikita Abramushkin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Khimik can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Nikita Shulkin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Khimik they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Khimik

Kirill Gordeev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Peter van Ooijen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Sutugin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

128% of the income goes out in wages at Khimik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No place for Bernard Nuhu in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Khimik are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

The Arsenio Valpoort talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Khimik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief