Stefan Stamatelopoulos

Central Defender - WaiBOP United
16 Jul 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for Stefan Stamatelopoulos

414 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Liberato Garbett asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Stefan Stamatelopoulos

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Monty Rufer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Canterbury United join the queue for Francis Kirwan

Add another name to the list: Canterbury United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Francis Kirwan. The answer from WaiBOP United has not changed — yet.

In brief

Back issues
412 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

WaiBOP United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Ben Nelson breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Canterbury United for Francis Kirwan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nathan Amanatidis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

411 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 74 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 74 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ben Nelson breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Stefan Stamatelopoulos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Tommy Lewis

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Enock Asubonteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Caleb MacDonald is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

410 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ben Nelson breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Liberato Garbett asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Hawke's Bay United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and WaiBOP United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Callum McCowatt stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Callum McCowatt and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

396 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

27 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

WaiBOP United up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Stefan Stamatelopoulos says WaiBOP United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Stefan Stamatelopoulos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nathan Amanatidis gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Nathan Amanatidis has just signed for WaiBOP United, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

394 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Chris Van Hattum keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Stefan Stamatelopoulos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Aibol Orazov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Salisu Mustapha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

393 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

6 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Tommy Lewis

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Stefan Stamatelopoulos again

The phone has started ringing about Stefan Stamatelopoulos again, and this time the name on the line is Hawke's Bay United. WaiBOP United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Monty Rufer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Salisu Mustapha named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Salisu Mustapha is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

392 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

30 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

WaiBOP United make it 11 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now WaiBOP United have 11 straight wins of it.

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Cup progress for WaiBOP United

A 4‑2 win over Waitakere United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

WaiBOP United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Enock Asubonteng yet — 8.04

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.04 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Only the photograph left for Stefan Stamatelopoulos

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Stefan Stamatelopoulos will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Yusuf Umar among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Yusuf Umar on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of WaiBOP United and Waitakere United.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Monty Rufer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Player ratings Yusuf Umar was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Market The Joe Garbett conversation is coming
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Callum McCowatt at his very best
391 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

23 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 104 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Francis Kirwan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Adam Mitchell signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Adam Mitchell commits to WaiBOP United for another 1 years.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Callum McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Hawke's Bay United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. WaiBOP United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

389 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Mitchell out for 118 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

WaiBOP United make it 9 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now WaiBOP United have 9 straight wins of it.

Match

Another one collected away from home

8 on the bounce on the road for WaiBOP United. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Stefan Stamatelopoulos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Kye Wilson would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Kye Wilson is living that version at WaiBOP United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Hawke's Bay United watching Benjamín Pérez

The interest is real enough to have reached print. WaiBOP United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Monty Rufer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

WaiBOP United find a way past Southern United

Southern United made WaiBOP United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

371 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommy Reid

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Benjamín Pérez asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Benjamín Pérez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Stefan Stamatelopoulos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

The Auckland City deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Marco Waine reports back to WaiBOP United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

369 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

22 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommy Reid

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Ryan Just breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Mohamed Tarek

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Aibol Orazov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Monty Rufer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

366 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Reid damages knee ligaments — 71 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 71 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Just out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

363 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

11 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Reid damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Just out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Mohamed Tarek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Stefan Stamatelopoulos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Enock Asubonteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Monty Rufer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

362 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Reid damages knee ligaments — 99 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 99 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Just out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aibol Orazov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Real improvement from Caleb MacDonald at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Caleb MacDonald is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Auckland City for Marco Waine

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

360 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

20 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Reid damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

WaiBOP United are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 26 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Just out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Liberato Garbett asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Hawke's Bay United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and WaiBOP United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Salisu Mustapha is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

344 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franck Ipoua

82 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

WaiBOP United are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 26 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Benjamín Pérez asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Monty Rufer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Chris Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

339 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franck Ipoua

117 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Benjamín Pérez asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sam Van Hattum says WaiBOP United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Marco Waine has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stefan Stamatelopoulos attracts admirers

The name of Stefan Stamatelopoulos has come up in conversations WaiBOP United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

323 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Barbarouses damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Aibol Orazov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Real improvement from Aibol Orazov at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Aibol Orazov is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

319 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Barbarouses damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Real improvement from Aibol Orazov at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Aibol Orazov is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Oliver De Vries has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Stefan Smith stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stefan Smith and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Marco Waine attracts admirers

The name of Marco Waine has come up in conversations WaiBOP United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

318 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Barbarouses damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Benjamín Pérez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Francis Kirwan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Francis Kirwan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief