Joe Lockyer

Right Back - Southern United
18 Sep 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Joe Lockyer

111 Edition

The Southern United Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cameron Just

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Jai Garbett out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jai Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The window shut and Callum Cacace is still in the building

Southern United spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

In brief

Back issues
107 Edition

The Southern United Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Real improvement from Jai Wood at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jai Wood is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

103 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Real improvement from Jai Wood at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jai Wood is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

99 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

97 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Southern United put Alex Fenton on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Callum Cacace hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mervin Chand is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jai Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Francis Garbett out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Francis Garbett, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Joe Lockyer is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Southern United has been clear about where Joe Lockyer stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

$1.0M taken back off the Southern United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Southern United put Liberato Fenton up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Liberato Fenton may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

88 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Southern United

Position 6 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Fenton

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Southern United spell it out for Alex Fenton

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Alex Fenton has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Southern United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Southern United is running low.

Squad

Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Jake Stamatelopoulos says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

87 Edition

The Southern United Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Fenton

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

86 Edition

The Southern United Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Fenton

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

84 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Southern United are in real trouble now

Position 6, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Southern United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

83 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michael McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

78 Edition

The Southern United Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dane Lockyer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Noah Kirwan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

72 Edition

The Southern United Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joe Lockyer

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Southern United

Position 7 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Real improvement from Jai Wood at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jai Wood is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

71 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joe Lockyer

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Callum Cacace hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Monty Boxall, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 8.47

A mark of 8.47 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Callum Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Monty Boxall

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Monty Boxall sends Southern United past Auckland City

It finished 2‑0, and it was Monty Boxall’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Southern United.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Owen Jones

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jai Rufer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

61 Edition

The Southern United Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver Wright damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Southern United lose Callum Cacace

19 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Real improvement from Mervin Chand at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Mervin Chand is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

58 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joe Lockyer

117 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

The Team Wellington deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Oliver Cacace reports back to Southern United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Jai Rufer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jai Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Southern United and Mervin Chand are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

57 Edition

The Southern United Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joe Lockyer

124 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Southern United lose Callum Cacace

48 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Real improvement from Francis Garbett at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Francis Garbett is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Deklan Lewis moves on

Team Wellington pay $43.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

The shop window has Joe Lockyer in it

Southern United have let the market know Joe Lockyer can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

56 Edition

The Southern United Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joe Lockyer

131 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Real improvement from Jake Stamatelopoulos at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jake Stamatelopoulos is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Callum Tuiloma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Callum Tuiloma has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Southern United sign Jai Rufer, one for the future

Jai Rufer is 20, and Southern United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

Owen Colvey joins Southern United to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Southern United have gone and got theirs early.

In brief

55 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joe Lockyer damages knee ligaments — 139 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 139 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jai Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

53 Edition

The Southern United Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Eyes on Tommy Stamatelopoulos again

The phone has started ringing about Tommy Stamatelopoulos again, and this time the name on the line is Auckland City. Southern United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Owen Jones loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Owen Jones. Southern United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

49 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommy De Vries

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tommy De Vries is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Callum Cacace signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Callum Cacace and Southern United agree another 4 years.

In brief

48 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommy De Vries

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Noah Lewis at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Noah Lewis is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

47 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tommy De Vries damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Francis Garbett at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Francis Garbett is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

46 Edition

The Southern United Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tommy De Vries damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Auckland City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Southern United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

45 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tommy De Vries damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tommy De Vries is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

44 Edition

The Southern United Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Jake Stamatelopoulos at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jake Stamatelopoulos is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

43 Edition

The Southern United Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Francis Garbett at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Francis Garbett is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

  • Squad Jai Smith falls out with a teammate over standards
42 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jai Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

41 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Clayton Cacace signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Clayton Cacace commits to Southern United for another 3 years.

In brief

40 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Noah Lewis at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Noah Lewis is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Francis Garbett keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

39 Edition

The Southern United Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Cacace is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

38 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 85 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 85 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A season's verdict on Francis Garbett: the best of his age

Southern United have a 19-year-old the division has just voted its finest young footballer. The club's next problem is that everybody else now knows it too.

Squad

Callum Cacace is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Southern United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

In brief

37 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 92 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 92 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

36 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 99 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 99 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bill Van Hattum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

35 Edition

The Southern United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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34 Edition

The Southern United Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

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A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

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Tommy Stamatelopoulos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

33 Edition

The Southern United Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

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A fracture rules Joe Lockyer out for 121 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

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Jake Stamatelopoulos says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

32 Edition

The Southern United Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bill Van Hattum

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

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Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 129 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 129 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

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Francis Garbett says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

31 Edition

The Southern United Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Bill Van Hattum damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

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Joe Lockyer breaks a bone — 136 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 136 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bill Van Hattum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

25 Edition

The Southern United Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Noah Lewis damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

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Joe Lockyer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Bill Van Hattum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Owen Jones was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jai Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jai Smith at his very best

Marked 8.05. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Southern United.

Loan watch

Clayton Cacace wants to come home

“I did not go to Auckland City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Southern United and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 21 matches say the rest.

Match

Honours even between Southern United and Waitakere United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Oliver Cacace

Marked 5.69, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

24 Edition

The Southern United Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Noah Lewis damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Southern United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 15 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

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Tommy Stamatelopoulos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Southern United turn down Auckland City for Tommy Stamatelopoulos

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

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Owen Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Southern United come up short against WaiBOP United

WaiBOP United left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Ben Barbarouses

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ben Barbarouses, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Jake Stamatelopoulos could not find anything

5.36. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Tommy De Vries

Marked 5.45, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief