Hlompho Williams

Right Forward - Torpedo Vladimir
15 Apr 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Hlompho Williams

27 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Korenblyum asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Angusht come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Vladimir did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Danil Sobolev says Torpedo Vladimir went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Marcelo Matzuda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Utkin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hlompho Williams wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Vladimir know it.

In brief

Back issues
26 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stanislav Utkin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Alexandr Komissarov, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.71

A mark of 7.71 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

4 matches without a win for Torpedo Vladimir

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Vladimir are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Marcelo Matzuda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nikita Kolganov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Marcelo Matzuda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcelo Matzuda, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 134% of everything Torpedo Vladimir earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Sergey Chernenko

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Sergey Chernenko.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir share the spoils with Dinamo Vologda

A 1‑1 draw with Dinamo Vologda leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

22 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergey Chernenko asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nikita Kolganov pops up at the right end — 7.58

7.58, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Marcelo Matzuda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolás Paz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 184% of everything Torpedo Vladimir earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir get the job done against Yenisey 2

A 1‑0 win over Yenisey 2, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nicolás Paz

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Favio Funes

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandr Korenblyum

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Korenblyum, and the manager let it.

In brief

20 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Vladimir win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Irkutsk will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Alexandr Korenblyum asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Alexandr Komissarov, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.62

A mark of 7.62 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Marcelo Matzuda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nikita Kolganov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Vladislav Sirotov the difference as Torpedo Vladimir beat Irkutsk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Vladislav Sirotov. 2‑1 against Irkutsk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Loan watch

Roman Mikheev wants to come home

“I did not go to Rodina M to sit and watch. I want to come back to Torpedo Vladimir and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alexandr Komissarov

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Vladislav Sirotov

7.65, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Torpedo Vladimir had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

19 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kirill Isaev at 21 — 8.04

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kirill Isaev did not need any: 8.04, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Artem Gerasimov keeps Torpedo Vladimir in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Hlompho Williams hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Marcelo Matzuda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicolás Paz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kirill Isaev’s goal not enough for Torpedo Vladimir

Kirill Isaev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Saturn, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kirill Isaev

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Hlompho Williams wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Vladimir know it.

Loan watch

Konstantin Kuzmichev wants to come home

“I did not go to Kuban to sit and watch. I want to come back to Torpedo Vladimir and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

In brief

10 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for Torpedo Vladimir

0‑1 against Ufa, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

5 matches without a win for Torpedo Vladimir

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Vladimir are no longer polite ones.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Torpedo Vladimir

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Daniil Lazarev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Marcelo Matzuda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolás Paz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

205% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Vladimir

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

Torpedo Vladimir supporters have found a favourite in Kirill Isaev

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Kirill Isaev has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Favio Funes was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

8 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thulani Lorch

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Platinum Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Percy Kekana

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Keagan Zungu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Platinum Stars

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Platinum Stars against Bidvest Wits

0‑1 to Bidvest Wits, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Platinum Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zolani Nkombelo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief