Oliver Payne

Striker - Stjarnan
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Oliver Payne

103 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Stjarnan are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 21 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Both of them Örvar Eggertsson's — 8.14

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.14, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Hrafn Guðmundsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stjarnan have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Stjarnan turn down FH for Jón Hrafn Barkarson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Örvar Eggertsson sends Stjarnan past Valur

It finished 2‑1, and it was Örvar Eggertsson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stjarnan.

In brief

Back issues
96 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gustav Kjeldsen

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stjarnan lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Benedikt V. Warén settles it late for Stjarnan

The 86th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Benedikt V. Warén decided nobody was going anywhere. Leiknir had no time left to answer.

Squad

Oliver Payne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stjarnan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stjarnan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Birnir Snær Ingason is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stjarnan get the job done against Leiknir

A 2‑1 win over Leiknir, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Benedikt V. Warén was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.83. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Samúel Kári Friðjónsson's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

Örvar Eggertsson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

An afternoon Hrafn Guðmundsson will want back

Marked 5.75. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

83 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Oliver Payne hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stjarnan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stjarnan lose Árni Snær Ólafsson

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

77 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Stjarnan

Alex Þór Hauksson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Oliver Payne signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oliver Payne and Stjarnan agree another 3 years.

In brief

67 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jón Sölvi Símonarson

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stjarnan lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Sigurður Gunnar Jónsson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stjarnan may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stjarnan

Emil Atlason was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

63 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Samúel Kári Friðjónsson pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Alex Þór Hauksson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stjarnan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stjarnan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

62 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Samúel Kári Friðjónsson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stjarnan may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sindri Þór Ingimarsson is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Stjarnan will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Emil Atlason signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Emil Atlason and Stjarnan agree another 2 years.

In brief

59 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Stjarnan

Emil Atlason was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Payne is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Benedikt V. Warén stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Benedikt V. Warén and Stjarnan agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Stjarnan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sindri Þór Ingimarsson sends Stjarnan past Fjolnir

It finished 1‑0, and it was Sindri Þór Ingimarsson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stjarnan.

Player ratings

Sindri Þór Ingimarsson was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.12. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benedikt V. Warén

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Alex Þór Hauksson shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason

14 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

59 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

WaiBOP United are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 28 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Muhammadjon Toirjonov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

James Nelson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” James Nelson and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Marco Fenton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Callum Lockyer has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Loan watch

Francis Fenton counts the days

“I watch every WaiBOP United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Auckland City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

56 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Wood at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Wood is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Southern United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and WaiBOP United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Bill Garbett is a WaiBOP United player

The fee is $24.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Waitakere United drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Marco Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for James Nelson

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

The terraces

$24.0K for Bill Garbett, and WaiBOP United supporters approve

Boards get told what they have done wrong for years and hear nothing on the days they get it right. This is one of those days: Bill Garbett from Waitakere United for $24.0K, and a ticket office having a very good morning.

In brief

54 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

WaiBOP United make Nathan Lobo the dearest name in their history

$380.0K. Fees like that buy a footballer and rent a debate: every touch will be measured against the number for a season at least.

Market

Oliver Payne hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Real improvement from Oliver Payne at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Oliver Payne is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Kosta Stamatelopoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

WaiBOP United spend $380.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $380.0K for Nathan Lobo, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Squad

James Nelson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

50 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Marco Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Oliver Nelson

At 35 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Winston Garbett signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Winston Garbett and WaiBOP United agree another 2 years.

In brief

48 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Wood at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Wood is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Southern United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and WaiBOP United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Marco Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

47 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

WaiBOP United up to position 1

28 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Tim Waine is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Auckland City for Ben Barbarouses

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Marco Fenton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for James Nelson

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Market

Southern United join the queue for Oliver Payne

Add another name to the list: Southern United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Oliver Payne. The answer from WaiBOP United has not changed — yet.

In brief