Joe McCowatt

Striker - Southern United
22 Feb 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Joe McCowatt

28 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alex Barbarouses asks to leave Waitakere United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Liberato Nelson says Waitakere United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Bill Cacace in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Reid signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chris Reid and Waitakere United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Callum Payne is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Joe McCowatt counts the days

“I watch every Waitakere United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Southern United runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

Back issues
20 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Waitakere United tear Hawke's Bay United apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑0 against Hawke's Bay United, and it could have been more.

Market

Alex Barbarouses puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Bill Cacace scores twice — 8.20

Two goals and a mark of 8.20 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Joe Barbarouses, 17, plays like he has been here for years — 7.89

A mark of 7.89 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 17-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Nobody wants to play Waitakere United right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Bill Cacace in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Francis Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Waitakere United supporters have found a favourite in Ben Tuiloma

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 17-year-old it feels ownership of. Ben Tuiloma has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Francis Wood in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

16 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Bill McCowatt runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 40. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Southern United are in real trouble now

Position 6, 1 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Joe McCowatt: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

4 matches without a win for Southern United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Southern United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Matt Hill was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mauricio Felipe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Bill Tuiloma counts the days

“I watch every Southern United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Auckland City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Ben Nelson was the difference for Southern United

Marked 7.74. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Match

Honours even between Southern United and Hawke's Bay United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

16 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alex Barbarouses puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Tommy Garbett at 17 — 7.71

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Tommy Garbett did not need any: 7.71, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Alex Barbarouses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tommy Garbett’s goal not enough for Waitakere United

Tommy Garbett scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Auckland City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Joe Tuiloma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Joe McCowatt wants to come home

“I did not go to Southern United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Waitakere United and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

In brief

12 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

A debut Jake Kirwan will not forget — 7.73

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 1 on the scoresheet, 7.73 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bill McCowatt

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Real improvement from Joe McCowatt at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Joe McCowatt is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Bill McCowatt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Dane Lewis

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Southern United

3 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Auckland City take the points off Southern United

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mauricio Felipe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Callum Just joins the Southern United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Callum Just is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

12 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joe Payne damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alex Barbarouses hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joe Tuiloma

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Owen De Vries is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Oliver Reid has improved at 30, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Player ratings

Chris Reid runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Waitakere United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Team Wellington take the points off Waitakere United

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

One of our own: Dane Stamatelopoulos joins the Waitakere United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Dane Stamatelopoulos is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

8 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matt Hill puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Joe McCowatt is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Bill McCowatt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

7 Edition

The Southern United Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

The Hawke's Bay United deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Kosta Waine reports back to Southern United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Market

Francis Lewis asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kosta Waine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Bill McCowatt

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Mauricio Felipe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alex Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

7 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joe Payne damages knee ligaments — 71 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 71 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Tommy Garbett hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Bill Cacace was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Alex Barbarouses

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francis Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Jake Barbarouses wants to come home

“I did not go to Auckland City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Waitakere United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

In brief

6 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joe Payne damages knee ligaments — 78 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 78 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Francis Stamatelopoulos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Marco De Vries is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

5 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joe Payne damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joe McCowatt puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Bill Cacace was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief