Ryan Waine

Goalkeeper - Southern United
20 Mar 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ryan Waine

30 Edition

The Southern United Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bill Barbarouses says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Reece Lloyd has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southern United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Liberato Cacace has agreed to leave Southern United for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

Back issues
21 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Southern United

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Southern United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Bill McCowatt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mauricio Felipe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ryan Waine gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Southern United share the spoils with Canterbury United

A 2‑2 draw with Canterbury United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Marco Wood knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Southern United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

18 Edition

The Southern United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Southern United

Beaten 1‑4 by Waitakere United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bill McCowatt

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Matt Hill puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Southern United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Southern United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ryan Waine keeps Southern United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Matt Hill was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mauricio Felipe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alex Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Southern United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

17 Edition

The Southern United Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bill McCowatt

Successful dribbles: 35. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Southern United bow out of the cup

Waitakere United go through and Southern United go home, 2‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Kosta Waine hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A debut Jai Rufer will not forget — 7.55

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 0 on the scoresheet, 7.55 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ryan Waine

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Southern United

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Age has not caught James Payne yet — 7.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Bill McCowatt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kosta Waine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

15 Edition

The Southern United Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Francis Lewis asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Bill McCowatt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mauricio Felipe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief