Nana Appiah

Right Wingback - VPS
12 Aug 2031
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Nana Appiah

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The VPS Chronicle

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

72 days out for Jaakko Pukki after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Martti Haukioja and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

VPS come up short against HJK

HJK left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joonas Vahtera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Tim Huuhka left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Emmanuel Okereke has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Luka Nuorela

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Nana Appiah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Jabir Abdihakim Ali

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

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The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Ilves end the VPS run at 8

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 8 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Player ratings

Jayden Turfkruier beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Martti Haukioja and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Joonas Vahtera stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joonas Vahtera and VPS agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

VPS come up short against Ilves

Ilves left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joonas Vahtera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Tim Huuhka faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Tim Huuhka after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Martti Haukioja named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Martti Haukioja is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

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Player ratings

Henri Salomaa beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 37. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Full time on the season at VPS

Position 8 on 25 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Squad

Kaan Hakola breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jayden Turfkruier scores twice — 8.24

Two goals and a mark of 8.24 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Martti Haukioja in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

VPS find a way past RoPS

RoPS made VPS work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joonas Vahtera was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Juuso Polvi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Juuso Polvi commits to VPS for another 3 years.

The dugout

Tim Huuhka: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

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Player ratings

Jayden Turfkruier was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 46. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

8 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

Squad

69 days out for Kaan Hakola after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Tijjani Mohammed says no to HIFK

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Tijjani Mohammed had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Only the photograph left for Onni Hänninen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Onni Hänninen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Martti Haukioja and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Joonas Vahtera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 93 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon VPS had all but put away. KTP will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Player ratings

Antti-Ville Räisänen takes the honours

Marked 7.59 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, VPS had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Jorginho out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason VPS will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around VPS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Olavi Keturi has said yes to RoPS

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. VPS have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Player ratings

Jayden Turfkruier beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

The wait goes on for VPS

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Nana Appiah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VPS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The goals have deserted VPS

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at VPS can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Hemmo Riihimäki

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. VPS have done the hard part with SJK, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

In brief

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8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Antti-Ville Räisänen

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. VPS lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

RoPS come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and VPS did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

VPS close the window on a squad of their own making

0 in and 1 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Onni Hänninen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at VPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nana Appiah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nana Appiah and VPS agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Otto Ollikainen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jorginho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jorginho, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Henri Salomaa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Antti-Ville Räisänen damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Eino Ehrnrooth has said yes to HIFK

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. VPS have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Abdul Amoah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abdul Amoah

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abdul Amoah will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

IFK Mariehamn join the queue for Onni Hänninen

Add another name to the list: IFK Mariehamn have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Onni Hänninen. The answer from VPS has not changed — yet.

Squad

Joonas Vahtera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

No place for Adis Jasharovski in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Adis Jasharovski has his answer from VPS; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

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The VPS Chronicle

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

62 days out for Henri Salomaa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Jorginho says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thomas Dearden signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thomas Dearden commits to VPS for another 3 years.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Nikola Mitev

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. VPS will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Abdul Amoah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden linked with a move away

The name of Simon van Duivenbooden keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

Match

Continental football is in reach for VPS

23 points from position 6. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

In brief

  • Market Still no signature from Abdul Amoah
  • The dugout Nana Appiah knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom VPS keep producing them
171 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

70 days out for Henri Salomaa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joonas Vahtera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nana Appiah stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nana Appiah and VPS agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

When it matters, Lucas Väyrynen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Josep Nuorela

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

168 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Henri Salomaa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Joonas Vahtera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Onni Hänninen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden linked with a move away

The name of Simon van Duivenbooden keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Abdul Amoah has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Abdul Amoah has written the date down.

Match

VPS in the hunt for Europe

Position 6, 23 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Squad

Nana Appiah remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at VPS would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

The dugout

Otto Ollikainen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief