Bill Bell

Central Defender - WaiBOP United
15 Feb 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Bill Bell

25 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Zac Kennedy out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Waitakere United for Clayton Lockyer was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Bill Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Clayton Lockyer keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

WaiBOP United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Ryan Lockyer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Clayton Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for WaiBOP United against Team Wellington

1‑2 to Team Wellington, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

Back issues
23 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

WaiBOP United are in real trouble now

Position 6, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Zac Kennedy out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Clayton Lockyer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Callum Sutton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Clayton Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Marco Cacace counts the days

“I watch every WaiBOP United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Melbourne Victory runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

19 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Zac Kennedy out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for WaiBOP United

Position 6 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Clayton Lockyer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Clayton Lockyer

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Joe Fenton runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ryan Lockyer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Hawke's Bay United

Hawke's Bay United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Francis Colvey stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Francis Colvey and WaiBOP United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Loan watch

Marco Cacace counts the days

“I watch every WaiBOP United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Melbourne Victory runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

16 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Zac Kennedy out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Bill Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Callum Sutton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

12 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bill Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tim Kirwan is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joe Fenton

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A late step up for Callum Sutton

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Ryan Lockyer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at WaiBOP United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

WaiBOP United promote Dane Smith from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Dane Smith has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Ryan Lockyer steps up from the WaiBOP United academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Ryan Lockyer has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

WaiBOP United promote Alex Payne from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Alex Payne has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

8 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bill Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Tim Kirwan at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Tim Kirwan is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Callum Sutton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

5 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Cacace

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Callum Sutton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Southern United for Callum Rufer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Eyes on Callum Sutton again

The phone has started ringing about Callum Sutton again, and this time the name on the line is Team Wellington. WaiBOP United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Joe Fenton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joe Fenton commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Market

Sam Singh told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Sam Singh has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at WaiBOP United.

In brief

  • Squad Joe Fenton asks for a word with the manager
  • Squad The manager plants his flag on Bill Bell
4 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Cacace

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Bill Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Ryan Lockyer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Callum Rufer again

The phone has started ringing about Callum Rufer again, and this time the name on the line is Southern United. WaiBOP United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Waitakere United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. WaiBOP United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Liberato Stamatelopoulos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief