Kermit Hlatshwayo

Goalkeeper - Bidvest Wits
24 Dec 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Kermit Hlatshwayo

118 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Thamsanqa Mahlangu out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bidvest Wits lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidvest Wits

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Zuko Mdunyelwa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Ayanda Jiyane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidvest Wits this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Happy Mashiane in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Bidvest Wits rescue it on 95 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 95. SuperSport United had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Happy Mashiane rescues a point for Bidvest Wits

It needed Happy Mashiane to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against SuperSport United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Kermit Hlatshwayo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Thulani Furman on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Thulani Furman after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for Bidvest Wits

Mamelodi Sundowns top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

In brief

Back issues
116 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Lebogang Zungu

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lebogang Zungu will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bidvest Wits the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidvest Wits

Siyabonga Mabena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidvest Wits

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Happy Mashiane was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Bonginkosi Dlamini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Gift Motupa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidvest Wits will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Looking ahead

Teboho Mothiba faces his old club

Ajax Cape Town next, and one man in the Bidvest Wits dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Mory Konaté asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Mory Konaté runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bidvest Wits money.

The dugout

Sihle Tati has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Sihle Tati has written the date down.

In brief

96 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lebohang Lesako puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidvest Wits, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A fracture rules Bonginkosi Dlamini out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidvest Wits will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidvest Wits

Siyabonga Mabena and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Thabiso Sesane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bidvest Wits lose Rivaldo Vilakazi

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Still no ink between Bidvest Wits and Naledi Hlongwane

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bidvest Wits, another week without a signature from Naledi Hlongwane.

The dugout

Naledi Hlongwane gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Naledi Hlongwane is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kermit Hlatshwayo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Kermit Lorch story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kermit Lorch signs something — a contract at Bidvest Wits or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

95 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A season's verdict on Siyabonga Mabena: the best of his age

Bidvest Wits have a 21-year-old the division has just voted its finest young footballer. The club's next problem is that everybody else now knows it too.

Squad

46 days out for Bonginkosi Dlamini after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidvest Wits will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidvest Wits

Siyabonga Mabena and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidvest Wits training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abubeker Nasir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Romario Dlamini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Romario Dlamini, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kermit Lorch gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kermit Lorch is on it.

Market

Talks stall between Bidvest Wits and Thabo Cele

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The clock does Lebohang Lesako’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bidvest Wits could ask drops and the wages Lebohang Lesako can ask rise.

The dugout

Somila Ntsundwana knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidvest Wits, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

90 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

85 days out for Bonginkosi Dlamini after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidvest Wits will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Innocent Maphakisa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidvest Wits have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Lebogang Zungu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bidvest Wits is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidvest Wits

Kermit Lorch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidvest Wits training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zuko Mdunyelwa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Zuko Mdunyelwa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Lebohang Lesako knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidvest Wits, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kermit Hlatshwayo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Thami Mkhize runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bidvest Wits money.

In brief

82 Edition

The Bidvest Wits Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bonginkosi Dlamini breaks a bone — 145 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 145 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Kermit Hlatshwayo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidvest Wits may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Bidvest Wits's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidvest Wits has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidvest Wits

Kermit Lorch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Abubeker Nasir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

SuperSport United take the points off Bidvest Wits

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Thami Mkhize is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidvest Wits has been clear about where Thami Mkhize stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Siyethemba Sithebe left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Siyethemba Sithebe will call it something else in private.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Naledi Hlongwane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

55 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Pentjie Zulu

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Platinum Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Evidence Erasmus agrees terms with Jomo Cosmos

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Platinum Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Platinum Stars's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Platinum Stars has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Pentjie Zulu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platinum Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kermit Hlatshwayo stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Platinum Stars count the cost of losing Bryn Deeley

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Andile Mokoena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Platinum Stars bid $11.0K for Francis Baloyi

The offer went to Polokwane City this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

The terraces

Platinum Stars supporters have found a favourite in Kermit Hlatshwayo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Kermit Hlatshwayo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

51 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Pentjie Zulu out for 121 days

121 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Platinum Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kermit Mothiba hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platinum Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Thabelo Tshikweta due for a Platinum Stars medical

Everything agreed with Polokwane City, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Platinum Stars make their move for Bradley Jali

$140.0K on the table at Black Aces. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Andile Mokoena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Polokwane City watching Evidence Erasmus

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Platinum Stars have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A row about effort at Platinum Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kermit Hlatshwayo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sifiso Dala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sifiso Dala, and the manager let it.

Squad

Justine Mthwane is a square peg at Platinum Stars

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

In brief

48 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Teboho Billiat asks to leave Platinum Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Golden Arrows come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Platinum Stars did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Dean Mkhize

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Dean Mkhize will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Platinum Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Andile Mokoena in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Platinum Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bongani Mothiba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tapelo Xoki

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Polokwane City expected to open talks for Lebogang Jali

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Platinum Stars will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Transfer targets

Platinum Stars ask about Siyabonga Dladla

A loan enquiry to Orlando Pirates: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Platinum Stars

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

47 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Platinum Stars sell their best player to Chippa United

$4.3M is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Market

Dean Mkhize agrees terms with Jomo Cosmos

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Platinum Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $4.3M sale of Andile Grobler

He is going to Chippa United, the club has $4.3M it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Market

Platinum Stars say no — this time

The offer from Bloemfontein Celtic for Luther Mothiba was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Kermit Mothiba hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platinum Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bongani Mothiba signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bongani Mothiba commits to Platinum Stars for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Andile Mokoena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Platinum Stars rebuffed over Mateo Benegas

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Newell's Old Boys have kept their man, and Platinum Stars go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Fiacre Ntwari is in the works

Platinum Stars have made the call to Kaizer Chiefs. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

42 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Nkosi Gumede was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evidence Erasmus is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Platinum Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bongani Mothiba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sifiso Dala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sifiso Dala, and the manager let it.

Squad

Sifiso Dala: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Platinum Stars will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

Dean Mkhize has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Dean Mkhize has written the date down.

In brief

40 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gift Mothiba signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Gift Mothiba and Platinum Stars agree another 5 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Platinum Stars

Nkosi Gumede and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Platinum Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bongani Mothiba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kermit Hlatshwayo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kermit Hlatshwayo, and the manager let it.

Market

Andile Mokoena linked with a move away

The name of Andile Mokoena keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Platinum Stars say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A promotion for Evidence Erasmus

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Evidence Erasmus has moved up it.

The dugout

The manager makes Khama Tau a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Platinum Stars. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Another notebook out for Kermit Hlatshwayo

Orlando Pirates watched Kermit Hlatshwayo again at the weekend, and this time they did not bother hiding it. Clubs only stop hiding when they want the price to start moving.

Boardroom

Platinum Stars board back the manager

A public word of support from the board and, more usefully, an understanding about what the next window will look like.

In brief

39 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Andile Mokoena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

10 goals on loan for Lebogang Jali

25 appearances at Stade Malien and the goals keep coming. Platinum Stars are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

Words at Platinum Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luther Mothiba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Khama Jali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Andile Grobler story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andile Grobler signs something — a contract at Platinum Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Teboho Billiat’s exile

3 goals in 11 games at AFC Leopards — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Platinum Stars updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

In brief

32 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Khama Jali says Platinum Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Simphiwe Mtsweni stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Simphiwe Mtsweni and Platinum Stars agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Platinum Stars

Andile Mokoena and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Gift Mothiba

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Andile Grobler runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

$2.0M on the table at Platinum Stars

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Gift Mothiba

A mark of 7.86, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Luther Mothiba

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Luther Mothiba has come out of that comparison in the side, and Platinum Stars have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

Luther Billiat rescues a point for Platinum Stars

It needed Luther Billiat to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Black Aces, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief