Alvis Cauna

Central Defender - Skonto
26 Jun 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Alvis Cauna

33 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Eduards Jurkovskis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Kaspars Bulvitis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Jelgava may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ciaran Brennan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Jelgava against Metta/LU

1‑2 to Metta/LU, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Olegs Jagodinskis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Olegs Jagodinskis and Jelgava agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
33 Edition

The Skonto Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Planka

Successful dribbles: 50. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Daniel Krch damages knee ligaments — 127 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 127 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Skonto

A 0‑3 beating by Spartaks was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Pavels Fertovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Skonto, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Skonto

Milan Majstorović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matthew Corran is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Skonto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Davis Oss is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Inquest at Skonto

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Experience through the door at Skonto

Pavels Fertovs arrives at 34 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

31 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dominic Gape is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Alvis Cauna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pavels Fertovs gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

30 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alvis Cauna is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Jelgava is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Dominic Gape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ciaran Brennan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

29 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavels Fertovs has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Jelgava they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ciaran Brennan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

28 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aidas Eliosius asks to leave Jelgava

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dominic Gape falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alvis Cauna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

27 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Jelgava sell a favourite for $55.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Gatis Savalnieks was one of the reasons people came, and $55.0K does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Gatis Savalnieks moves on

Metta/LU pay $55.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Ciaran Brennan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kaspars Bulvitis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

This league is too small for Nikolay Rybikov

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Jelgava will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

In brief

26 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavels Fertovs asks to leave Jelgava

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alvis Cauna

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alvis Cauna will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Jelgava the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Dominic Gape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ciaran Brennan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Alvis Cauna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alvis Cauna, and the manager let it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Jelgava

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

25 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavels Fertovs is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Jelgava is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dominic Gape is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Alvis Cauna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

24 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gatis Savalnieks

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Jelgava lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Aidas Eliosius puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Daugavpils come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Jelgava did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Dominic Gape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jakub Burkowski signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jakub Burkowski and Jelgava agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ciaran Brennan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

23 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gatis Savalnieks

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Jelgava lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Liepaja come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Jelgava did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Skonto watching Marcis Stolcers

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Jelgava have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Jakub Burkowski signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jakub Burkowski and Jelgava agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pavels Fertovs is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

22 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gatis Savalnieks

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Jelgava lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Pavels Fertovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vladimirs Savalnieks in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

21 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Alvis Cauna

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alvis Cauna will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Jelgava the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pavels Fertovs is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

19 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dominic Gape is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Pavels Zjuzins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Still no ink between Jelgava and Dominic Gape

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Jelgava, another week without a signature from Dominic Gape.

In brief

17 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alvis Cauna has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Jelgava they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pavels Fertovs is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

16 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavels Fertovs is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Jelgava is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aidas Eliosius hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Jelgava can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Alvis Cauna has agreed to leave Jelgava for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

16 Edition

The Skonto Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Silverware for Skonto

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Squad

Milan Majstorović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Skonto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Skonto agree a free transfer for Alvis Cauna

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

In brief

15 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pavels Fertovs is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

11 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Pavels Fertovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Marcis Jagodinskis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marcis Jagodinskis and Jelgava agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

9 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 128 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 128 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Alvis Cauna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dominic Gape is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

8 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 135 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 135 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pavels Fertovs

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pavels Fertovs will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Jelgava the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Aidas Eliosius asks to leave Jelgava

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Pavels Fertovs has agreed to leave Jelgava for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Dominic Gape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alvis Cauna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

7 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 142 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 142 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Pavels Fertovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Dominic Gape was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Jelgava training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alvis Cauna is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

This league is too small for Dominic Gape

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Jelgava will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Market

Alvis Cauna runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Jelgava money.

In brief

6 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 149 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 149 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alvis Cauna puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alvis Cauna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

5 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Ikaunieks damages knee ligaments — 156 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 156 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alvis Gabovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jelgava say no — this time

The offer from Daugavpils for Kaspars Bulvitis was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

4 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aidas Eliosius hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Jelgava can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jelgava turn down Daugavpils for Marcis Laizans

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Alvis Cauna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladimirs Savalnieks gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Roberts Cauna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alvis Laizans signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alvis Laizans and Jelgava agree another 3 years.

In brief

3 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Jelgava

0‑3 against Spartaks, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Pavels Fertovs hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Jelgava can pretend not to have heard.

The terraces

Jelgava are taken apart by Spartaks — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Squad

Pavels Fertovs keeps Jelgava in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Alvis Cauna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Marcis Laizans again

The phone has started ringing about Marcis Laizans again, and this time the name on the line is Daugavpils. Jelgava are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

No hiding place for Janis Gabovs

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Janis Gabovs, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Jelgava dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nikita Stolcers

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

2 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alvis Cauna hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Jelgava can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Eduards Jurkovskis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Eduards Jurkovskis commits to Jelgava for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Jelgava

Vladimirs Savalnieks was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

1 Edition

The Jelgava Sentinel

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alvis Gabovs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Jelgava, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alvis Cauna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Jelgava this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Janis Gabovs falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief