Jamilu Osimhen

Left Forward - El-Kanemi Warriors
19 Aug 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Jamilu Osimhen

33 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Iniekade Timitimi out for 81 days

81 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. El-Kanemi Warriors lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hakeem Otuyiga

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Joseph Timi goes up and wins it — 7.64

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.64 for the rest of it.

The dugout

Jamilu Osimhen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” El-Kanemi Warriors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at El-Kanemi Warriors

Edmund Atiemo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ibrahim Iddrisu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ebuka Akobundu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ebuka Akobundu, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between El-Kanemi Warriors and Ibrahim Iddrisu

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Friday Ubong was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

Back issues
31 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Iniekade Timitimi damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at El-Kanemi Warriors

David Andrew and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at El-Kanemi Warriors

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Ibrahim Iddrisu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors come up short against Barau

Barau left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Still no ink between El-Kanemi Warriors and Friday Ubong

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at El-Kanemi Warriors, another week without a signature from Friday Ubong.

Squad

Jamilu Osimhen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jamilu Osimhen commits to El-Kanemi Warriors for another 3 years.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Ola Kalu to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The form table has caught Ibrahim Iddrisu

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief