Derlis Gimenez

Central Defender - Guarani
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Derlis Gimenez

732 Edition

The Guarani Post

6 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Guarani put Ramon Caceres on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Guarani

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Damián Bobadilla wants more than Guarani are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Juan José Mera signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Juan José Mera commits to Guarani for another 2 years.

Squad

César Miño in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarani this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Damián Bobadilla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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701 Edition

The Guarani Post

2 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Luján

141 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarani lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Alex Sosa has been here 14 seasons

47 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Diego Rodríguez gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Diego Rodríguez has just signed for Guarani, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Damián Bobadilla wants more than Guarani are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Damián Bobadilla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Roberto Lopez is a Guarani player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

In brief

680 Edition

The Guarani Post

8 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Salim Fago Lawal out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Guarani will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jorge Caceres

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarani lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Felipe Salomoni has been here 14 seasons

343 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

655 Edition

The Guarani Post

14 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Salim Fago Lawal damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tiago Tomás keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Guarani may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tiago Tomás wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Guarani know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Agustín Manzur was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Tiago Tomás runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Guarani draw a blank against General Caballero

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. General Caballero defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief