Chukwueze Onuachu

Goalkeeper - Retired
16 Feb 2033
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Chukwueze Onuachu

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The Katsina United Herald

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules David Onovo out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Katsina United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Katsina United

Serge Obassa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Katsina United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Samson Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Daniel Agara knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Katsina United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Shehu Awoniyi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Shehu Awoniyi is on it.

Market

The Muhammad Suleiman story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Muhammad Suleiman signs something — a contract at Katsina United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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The Katsina United Herald

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

100 days out for David Onovo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Katsina United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Katsina United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Katsina United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

David Chukwueze asks to leave Katsina United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Serge Obassa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Katsina United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Samson Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Ramzi Zibouche exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Ramzi Zibouche is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Squad

Ramzi Zibouche moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Katsina United than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

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22 Sep 2031
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Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Katsina United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Katsina United sink to position 19

26 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Katsina United finish in position 19

26 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

Both of them Muhammad Suleiman's — 8.89

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.89, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Serge Obassa stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Chukwueze Onuachu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Katsina United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Katsina United

Serge Obassa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Katsina United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samson Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Katsina United rescue it on 89 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 89. Plateau United had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

In brief

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The Katsina United Herald

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Katsina United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Daniel Agara is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

The drought breaks for Katsina United

9 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Wikki Tourists were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

The dugout

Usman Barau: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Katsina United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jamilu Yusuf

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jamilu Yusuf will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Katsina United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Katsina United

Serge Obassa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Katsina United find a way past Wikki Tourists

Wikki Tourists made Katsina United work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Katsina United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abu Tatu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Daniel Agara stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.79 on the card, and the Katsina United support went home talking about one name.

In brief

251 Edition

The Katsina United Herald

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Katsina United

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Katsina United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Katsina United sink to position 19

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Serge Obassa keeps Katsina United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at Katsina United

Serge Obassa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Katsina United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Samson Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors take the points off Katsina United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

The form table has caught Emmanuel Bakare

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Daniel Agara knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Daniel Agara trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief