Roberto Méndez

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Sorrento
17 Mar 2036
Monday
Process

Marked for Roberto Méndez

478 Edition

The Sorrento Courier

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Sorrento bow out of the cup

Venezia go through and Sorrento go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Can Karaman hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sorrento can pretend not to have heard.

Match

5 matches without a win for Sorrento

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Sorrento are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Daniele Solcia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sorrento this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Roberto Méndez

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Francesco Borriello

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francesco Borriello, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Sorrento against Cosenza

0‑1 to Cosenza, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

The Sorrento debt reaches $25.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Osmani Xhojel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
427 Edition

The Sorrento Courier

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jacopo Grossi asks to leave Sorrento

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Sorrento

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Sorrento

Daniele Solcia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antonio Potenza signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antonio Potenza and Sorrento agree another 4 years.

Squad

Leonardo Capezzi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $1.0M into Sorrento

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

426 Edition

The Sorrento Courier

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Sorrento out of the cup

Potenza ended it 0‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Roberto Méndez

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Osmani Xhojel: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Sorrento have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Alexandr Kleschenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sorrento can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Daniele Solcia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sorrento this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Sorrento training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leonardo Capezzi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

419 Edition

The Sorrento Courier

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Sorrento boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Sorrento spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Sorrento board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Jacopo Grossi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sorrento can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Simone Cangianiello has been here 9 seasons

385 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Sorrento

Daniele Solcia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $1.1M into Sorrento

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Aleksandrs Dubra has improved at 33, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words at Sorrento training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Osmani Xhojel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief