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146 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Nobody scored more than Oskar Spiten-Nysæter

The month closes with Oskar Spiten-Nysæter out in front — 4 goals in 4 games, and Molde have the division's most feared finisher.

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Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is the division's player of the month — 8.80

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Molde man on 8.80 with 4 goal contributions.

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Håkon Evjen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bodo/Glimt can pretend not to have heard.

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Thomas Onana is the month's best young player — 6.89

The award the rest of the division reads as a transfer rumour. 6.89 over the month and 0 goal contributions, from a Aalesund player whose price has just gone up without anybody at his club doing anything.

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IK Start come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Rosenborg did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

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So close: Thalissinho’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Mjondalen moved on, Thalissinho reports back to Aalesund, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

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Livan Burcu leads the division for assists — 7.72

The chart that decides who the scorers ought to be thanking. 3 of them made by a Molde player marked 7.72, and not one will be in the montage at the end of the season.

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Livan Burcu raises the bar for Molde

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Molde heard it as anything else.

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Evenezer Forcha is the division's best-marked player — 8.93

The chart that catches everybody a goal tally never will: the centre-half who was immense for four weekends, the holding midfielder nobody outside his own ground has heard of. 8.93 across 4 matches for Molde.

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Milan Vukotić keeps the pressure on

3 goals in 4 appearances for Stromsgodset leave him among the month's leading marksmen.

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Still scoring: Syver Aas

3 in 4 for Odd. Nobody outside his own ground is talking about him, which tends to be true of everybody on this list except the man at the top of it.

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Johan Martínez up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Rosenborg — 3 goals from 4 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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145 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Daniel Braut tops the scoring charts

Nobody in the division bettered it last month: 6 goals in 5 appearances for Tromso.

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Jayden Ngwashi is the division's player of the month — 8.97

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Eliteserien man on 8.97 with 4 goal contributions.

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Aron Bohinen is the month's best young player — 7.03

The award the rest of the division reads as a transfer rumour. 7.03 over the month and 1 goal contributions, from a Stabaek player whose price has just gone up without anybody at his club doing anything.

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João Nóbrega asks to leave Stabaek

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Lillestrom say no — this time

The offer from IK Start for Henrik Heggheim was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

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Nobody made more than Herbie James this month

3 assists, 8.29, and a Bodo/Glimt player who spent four weekends being the reason somebody else's name went in the paper. It is the least-rewarded skill in football and the easiest one to notice its absence.

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Only the photograph left for Raphaël Le Guen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Raphaël Le Guen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Molde the goodbyes have quietly begun.

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Tomáš Nemčík wants more than Rosenborg are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

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Highest marks in the league belong to a Eliteserien man

Jayden Ngwashi averaged 8.97 over 3 appearances. Nothing about that will trend, and anybody who watched all four games would tell you it was the most accurate thing on this page.

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Milan Vukotić keeps the pressure on

4 goals in 5 appearances for Stromsgodset leave him among the month's leading marksmen.

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Mikkel Bro Hansen keeps the pressure on

4 goals in 5 appearances for Bodo/Glimt leave him among the month's leading marksmen.

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Matteo Carbone is right behind him

4 goals in 5 appearances for Odd, and a chart that would look very different if two of them had gone in off the post instead of past it.

144 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Milan Vukotić tops the scoring charts

Nobody in the division bettered it last month: 6 goals in 4 appearances for Stromsgodset.

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Jayden Ngwashi is the division's player of the month — 8.67

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Rosenborg man on 8.67 with 4 goal contributions.

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Thomas Onana is the month's best young player — 6.86

The award the rest of the division reads as a transfer rumour. 6.86 over the month and 0 goal contributions, from a Aalesund player whose price has just gone up without anybody at his club doing anything.

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Elscha Furaha has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Sandefjord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

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Rosenborg say no — this time

The offer from RB Leipzig for Jayden Ngwashi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

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Anders Bærtelsen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lillestrom can pretend not to have heard.

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Nobody made more than Kelyan Kielo-Lezi this month

4 assists, 8.13, and a Sarpsborg 08 player who spent four weekends being the reason somebody else's name went in the paper. It is the least-rewarded skill in football and the easiest one to notice its absence.

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Oskar Spiten-Nysæter wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Molde hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

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Xander Newstead is the division's best-marked player — 8.68

The chart that catches everybody a goal tally never will: the centre-half who was immense for four weekends, the holding midfielder nobody outside his own ground has heard of. 8.68 across 3 matches for Molde.

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Still scoring: Lima

4 in 4 for Mjondalen. Nobody outside his own ground is talking about him, which tends to be true of everybody on this list except the man at the top of it.

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Lamin Njie up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Valerenga — 4 goals from 4 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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Mikkel Bro Hansen is right behind him

4 goals in 4 appearances for Bodo/Glimt, and a chart that would look very different if two of them had gone in off the post instead of past it.

143 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Nobody scored more than Cassander Dreyer

The month closes with Cassander Dreyer out in front — 8 goals in 5 games, and Viking have the division's most feared finisher.

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Bruno Tavares is the division's player of the month — 8.64

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Tromso man on 8.64 with 4 goal contributions.

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Erling King is the month's best young player — 7.50

The award the rest of the division reads as a transfer rumour. 7.50 over the month and 1 goal contributions, from a Stabaek player whose price has just gone up without anybody at his club doing anything.

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Rui Costa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Odd, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Emil Breivik is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Molde is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

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Bop Guèye leads the division for assists — 8.49

The chart that decides who the scorers ought to be thanking. 5 of them made by a Valerenga player marked 8.49, and not one will be in the montage at the end of the season.

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Jakub Pira is the division's best-marked player — 9.45

The chart that catches everybody a goal tally never will: the centre-half who was immense for four weekends, the holding midfielder nobody outside his own ground has heard of. 9.45 across 2 matches for Molde.

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Daniel Braut raises the bar for Tromso

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Tromso heard it as anything else.

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Haugesund may not be able to give Harald Woxen what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Harald Woxen wants continental football; whether Haugesund can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

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Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is right behind him

4 goals in 5 appearances for Molde, and a chart that would look very different if two of them had gone in off the post instead of past it.

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Still scoring: Jakub Pira

5 in 2 for Molde. Nobody outside his own ground is talking about him, which tends to be true of everybody on this list except the man at the top of it.

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Mikkel Bro Hansen is right behind him

5 goals in 4 appearances for Bodo/Glimt, and a chart that would look very different if two of them had gone in off the post instead of past it.

142 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Nobody scored more than Jayden Ngwashi

The month closes with Jayden Ngwashi out in front — 5 goals in 3 games, and Rosenborg have the division's most feared finisher.

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Jayden Ngwashi is the division's player of the month — 9.25

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Rosenborg man on 9.25 with 5 goal contributions.

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The division's brightest kid this month plays for Aalesund

Thomas Onana was marked 7.08 and had a hand in 2 goals. Every recruitment department in the country now has a file open, and the club that has him knows exactly what that means.

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Samuele Righetti hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Odd can pretend not to have heard.

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Noah Sahsah leads the division for assists — 9.10

The chart that decides who the scorers ought to be thanking. 4 of them made by a Rosenborg player marked 9.10, and not one will be in the montage at the end of the season.

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Fredrik Sjøvold raises the bar for Molde

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Molde heard it as anything else.

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Samuel Skree Skjeldal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Viking they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

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The Mjondalen deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Jakob Vester reports back to Bodo/Glimt with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

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Highest marks in the league belong to a Bodo/Glimt man

Luka Vrbančić averaged 9.30 over 3 appearances. Nothing about that will trend, and anybody who watched all four games would tell you it was the most accurate thing on this page.

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Tobias Guddal up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Stromsgodset — 4 goals from 3 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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Noah Sahsah up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Rosenborg — 4 goals from 2 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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Still scoring: Luka Vrbančić

3 in 3 for Bodo/Glimt. Nobody outside his own ground is talking about him, which tends to be true of everybody on this list except the man at the top of it.

141 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Jesper Reitan-Sunde asks to leave Rosenborg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Molde turn down IK Start for Emil Breivik

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

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The Tromso deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Jesper Reitan-Sunde reports back to Rosenborg with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

140 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Jesper Grundt puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tromso, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Tromso come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Rosenborg did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

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Only the photograph left for Elscha Furaha

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elscha Furaha will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Sandefjord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

139 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Hossein Mohammadi asks to leave Molde

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Emil Breivik has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Molde they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

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Daniel Braut wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Tromso hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

138 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

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Thalissinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Aalesund, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Only the photograph left for Abakar Sylla

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abakar Sylla will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bodo/Glimt the goodbyes have quietly begun.

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Fredrik Sjøvold wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Molde hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

137 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

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Aleksa Matić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stabaek, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Mads Bomholt is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rosenborg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

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Daniel Bassi wants more than Bodo/Glimt are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

136 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

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Nobody scored more than Salvatore Amato

The month closes with Salvatore Amato out in front — 5 goals in 5 games, and Haugesund have the division's most feared finisher.

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Aleksander Hammer Kjelsen is the division's player of the month — 8.24

A club's paper reports this as one of its own being honoured. On this page it is what it actually is: a verdict on everybody who played, and it went to a Aalesund man on 8.24 with 4 goal contributions.

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The division's brightest kid this month plays for Aalesund

Kenneth Frimpong was marked 6.97 and had a hand in 0 goals. Every recruitment department in the country now has a file open, and the club that has him knows exactly what that means.

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Jayden Ngwashi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rosenborg, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Only the photograph left for Elscha Furaha

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elscha Furaha will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Sandefjord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

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Andreas Nygård leads the division for assists — 6.94

The chart that decides who the scorers ought to be thanking. 4 of them made by a Mjondalen player marked 6.94, and not one will be in the montage at the end of the season.

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Livan Burcu raises the bar for Molde

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Molde heard it as anything else.

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Milan Vukotić is the division's best-marked player — 8.60

The chart that catches everybody a goal tally never will: the centre-half who was immense for four weekends, the holding midfielder nobody outside his own ground has heard of. 8.60 across 3 matches for Stromsgodset.

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Aleksander Hammer Kjelsen makes the list

5 appearances, 4 goals, and a place among the division's leading scorers for the month. Strikers measure a season in exactly these lines.

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Lima keeps the pressure on

4 goals in 5 appearances for Mjondalen leave him among the month's leading marksmen.

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Still scoring: Cassander Dreyer

5 in 5 for Viking. Nobody outside his own ground is talking about him, which tends to be true of everybody on this list except the man at the top of it.

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Harald Woxen makes the list

5 appearances, 4 goals, and a place among the division's leading scorers for the month. Strikers measure a season in exactly these lines.

135 Edition

The Eliteserien Courier

1 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

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Donat Mehmeti tops the scoring charts

Nobody in the division bettered it last month: 4 goals in 2 appearances for Mjondalen.

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The month belonged to Elisha Sowunmi

Marked 8.64 across it, 5 goals and assists between them, and no serious argument from anybody else in the division. Odd have had the whole benefit of a month somebody else will spend the summer trying to buy.

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Erling King is the month's best young player — 6.57

The award the rest of the division reads as a transfer rumour. 6.57 over the month and 0 goal contributions, from a Stabaek player whose price has just gone up without anybody at his club doing anything.

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Lautaro Díaz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lillestrom can pretend not to have heard.

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Emil Breivik is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Molde is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

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Nobody made more than Evenezer Forcha this month

4 assists, 9.31, and a Molde player who spent four weekends being the reason somebody else's name went in the paper. It is the least-rewarded skill in football and the easiest one to notice its absence.

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Oskar Spiten-Nysæter wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Molde hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

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Highest marks in the league belong to a Molde man

Evenezer Forcha averaged 9.31 over 2 appearances. Nothing about that will trend, and anybody who watched all four games would tell you it was the most accurate thing on this page.

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Maximiliano Porcel wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

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Tommy Pilling up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Valerenga — 3 goals from 4 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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Daniel Adu-Adjei up among the month's scorers

A productive month at Tromso — 3 goals from 4 appearances, and a place near the top of the charts.

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Trévis Dago makes the list

3 appearances, 3 goals, and a place among the division's leading scorers for the month. Strikers measure a season in exactly these lines.