Dango Ouattara

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Brentford
28 Sep 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Dango Ouattara

59 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caoimhin Kelleher

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

William Mikelbrencis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bryan Gil raises the bar for Brentford

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brentford heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Antoni Milambo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Bolton Wanderers watching Romelle Donovan

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Brentford have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Loan watch

Julian Eyestone has seen enough of Middlesbrough

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Brentford, and 0 appearances in 10 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

Nathan Collins in the eights

A performance of 8.69 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kevin Schade

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

Back issues
58 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yair Arismendi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nathan Collins raises the bar for Brentford

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brentford heard it as anything else.

Squad

Kevin Schade signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kevin Schade commits to Brentford for another 5 years.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kevin Schade the difference as Brentford beat Leeds United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kevin Schade. 3‑2 against Leeds United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Antoni Milambo in the eights

A performance of 9.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Kevin Schade in the eights

A performance of 9.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Dango Ouattara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Mikkel Damsgaard in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

57 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marco Sangalli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson moves on

Leeds United pay $12.6M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Match

The wait goes on for Brentford

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Nathan Collins stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nathan Collins and Brentford agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Bryan Gil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antoni Milambo

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Romelle Donovan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Brentford share the spoils with Manchester City

A 1‑1 draw with Manchester City leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

54 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jordan Henderson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

The Crystal Palace deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson reports back to Brentford with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Mikkel Damsgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Imad Faraj comes home

The shirt still fits. Imad Faraj is back at Brentford, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Bryan Gil comes home

The shirt still fits. Bryan Gil is back at Brentford, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dango Ouattara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Ethan Laidlaw counts the days

“I watch every Brentford game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Arsenal runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Bryan Gil

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Sepp van den Berg knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Brentford, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

  • Squad A season on the outside for Bryan Gil
  • Boardroom The Brentford board spend on the team
53 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sepp van den Berg keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Brentford

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Brentford is running low.

Market

William Mikelbrencis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dango Ouattara asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Ryan Fredericks is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Brentford has been clear about where Ryan Fredericks stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

47 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yair Arismendi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Queens Park Rangers watching Fábio Carvalho

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Brentford have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Dango Ouattara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sepp van den Berg knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Brentford, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Nathan Collins story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nathan Collins signs something — a contract at Brentford or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

46 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Brentford sign Michael Svoboda for $7.4M

The paperwork is done: Michael Svoboda joins from Brighton in a deal worth $7.4M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Kristoffer Ajer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Jordan Henderson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Michael Kayode wants more than Brentford are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Julian Eyestone conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Ipswich Town will make the call about Julian Eyestone this week. Brentford have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

40 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sepp van den Berg says Brentford went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Marco Sangalli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vitaly Janelt gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dango Ouattara knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Brentford, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Loan watch

Fábio Carvalho keeps scoring at Preston

15 appearances away from home and 7 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Market

The Michael Kayode story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Michael Kayode signs something — a contract at Brentford or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Still no ink between Brentford and Darlan Mendes

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Brentford, another week without a signature from Darlan Mendes.

Loan watch

5 goals on loan for Ethan Laidlaw

9 appearances at Blackburn Rovers and the goals keep coming. Brentford are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

39 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Niklas Süle keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yair Arismendi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

36 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Marco Sangalli asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Patrick Agyemang keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antoni Milambo

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Keane Lewis-Potter wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Brentford hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Brentford come up short against Arsenal

Arsenal left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nathan Collins

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.54, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Nathan Collins

7 goals and a season average of 7.29 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

35 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Mikkel Damsgaard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Yehor Yarmoliuk shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aaron Hickey

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Yair Arismendi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Yair Arismendi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Michael Kayode was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thiago gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Nathan Collins

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Nathan Collins

6 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

33 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Agyemang puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Michael Kayode was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antoni Milambo is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.08 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Brentford know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Brentford see off Crystal Palace

Three points for Brentford, 3‑2 the final word against Crystal Palace in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kevin Schade

10 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mikkel Damsgaard

Marked 9.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dango Ouattara

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Home is on Yair Arismendi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Brentford are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Jacob Hanson counts the days

“I watch every Brentford game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Brighton runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

32 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Brentford's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Brentford has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Marco Sangalli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caoimhin Kelleher

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Niklas Süle signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Niklas Süle commits to Brentford for another 3 years.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Liverpool take the points off Brentford

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nathan Collins

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.46, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Mikkel Damsgaard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

30 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Brentford

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikkel Damsgaard

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Brentford come up short against Nottingham Forest

Nottingham Forest left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Yair Arismendi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yair Arismendi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Thiago knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Brentford, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Caoimhin Kelleher

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Reiss Nelson

3 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

The one thing Thiago could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

28 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marco Sangalli asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

The Paris Saint-Germain deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Thiago reports back to Brentford with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caoimhin Kelleher

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Nathan Collins wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Brentford hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

4 matches without a win for Brentford

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Brentford are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara in the eights

A performance of 9.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Kevin Schade in the eights

A performance of 8.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikkel Damsgaard

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

26 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Eyes on Thiago again

The phone has started ringing about Thiago again, and this time the name on the line is Paris Saint-Germain. Brentford are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

Reiss Nelson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Brighton

0‑2 to Brighton, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Brentford count the cost of losing Iván Morante

16 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dango Ouattara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Brentford earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Sepp van den Berg knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Brentford, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

25 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Brentford taken apart

1‑4 to Chelsea, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Brentford say no — this time

The offer from Sunderland for Kaye Furo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Remember the name: Antoni Milambo

He is 21, he is averaging 7.12, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kevin Schade

Marked 8.64 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Kevin Schade is carrying Brentford

9 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dango Ouattara

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Preston are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Brentford will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

24 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Brentford say no — this time

The offer from Ajax for Thiago was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Brentford sign Patrick Agyemang for $10.9M

The paperwork is done: Patrick Agyemang joins from Derby County in a deal worth $10.9M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Brentford see off Everton

Three points for Brentford, 3‑2 the final word against Everton in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nathan Collins in the eights

A performance of 9.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara in the eights

A performance of 8.75 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Romelle Donovan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Kevin Schade is carrying Brentford

8 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

23 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kevin Schade runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Eyes on Ethan Laidlaw again

The phone has started ringing about Ethan Laidlaw again, and this time the name on the line is Rotherham United. Brentford are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Manchester City take the points off Brentford

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Home is on William Mikelbrencis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Brentford are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Caoimhin Kelleher

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The one thing Dango Ouattara could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Mikkel Damsgaard

Marked 4.61, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

19 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Aaron Hickey shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

William Mikelbrencis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Vitaly Janelt

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kevin Schade

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Brentford find a way past Arsenal

Arsenal made Brentford work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Reiss Nelson in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Dango Ouattara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dango Ouattara, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kevin Schade is carrying Brentford

7 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

17 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Brentford

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Brentford are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Brentford

Position 16 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Reiss Nelson

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antoni Milambo is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.07 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Brentford know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Burnley

0‑2 to Burnley, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Niklas Süle

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niklas Süle, and the manager let it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Caoimhin Kelleher

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Caoimhin Kelleher knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Jacob Hanson has seen enough of Brighton

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Brentford, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

16 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

8 matches without a win for Brentford

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Brentford are no longer polite ones.

Market

Marco Sangalli asks to leave Brentford

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Kevin Schade runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Crystal Palace

0‑2 to Crystal Palace, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Keane Lewis-Potter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Antoni Milambo

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Thiago

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

15 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yehor Yarmoliuk

Defensive actions: 46. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

The cup run ends for Brentford

0‑1 against Burnley, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

7 matches without a win for Brentford

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Brentford are no longer polite ones.

Market

Nathan Collins wants more than Brentford are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Keane Lewis-Potter

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikkel Damsgaard

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Dango Ouattara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dango Ouattara, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Nathan Collins

A mark of 7.75, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

14 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

William Mikelbrencis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Brentford's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Brentford has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Anthony Modeste out for 143 days

The medical room confirms 143 days on the sidelines for Anthony Modeste, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Caoimhin Kelleher raises the bar for Brentford

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brentford heard it as anything else.

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Manchester United

1‑2 to Manchester United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 162% of everything Brentford earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Antoni Milambo

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

William Mikelbrencis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Brentford know it.

In brief

13 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Brentford

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antoni Milambo is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Brentford know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Thiago gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Nottingham Forest

1‑2 to Nottingham Forest, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Reiss Nelson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Loan watch

Jacob Hanson has seen enough of Brighton

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Brentford, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The Michael Kayode story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Michael Kayode signs something — a contract at Brentford or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Kevin Schade keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

  • Squad Cote knocks on the manager's door
  • Player ratings The one thing Mikkel Damsgaard could not do
  • Player ratings Thiago keeps on missing
11 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Kevin Schade runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Nathan Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Caoimhin Kelleher

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Antoni Milambo in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nathan Collins

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.92, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara in the eights

A performance of 8.70 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Brentford share the spoils with Wolverhampton

A 3‑3 draw with Wolverhampton leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Thiago is off the mark for Brentford

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

International call for Sepp van den Berg

Sepp van den Berg joins up with his country. Brentford lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

10 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caoimhin Kelleher

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Kevin Schade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Aston Villa

2‑3 to Aston Villa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Antoni Milambo

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Wages eat 265% of everything Brentford earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kevin Schade

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Mikkel Damsgaard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Keane Lewis-Potter knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Keane Lewis-Potter trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

9 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikkel Damsgaard

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Kevin Schade in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Reiss Nelson in the eights

A performance of 9.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Reiss Nelson sends Brentford past Brighton

It finished 2‑1, and it was Reiss Nelson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brentford.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dango Ouattara

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Loan watch

Jacob Hanson wants to come home

“I did not go to Brighton to sit and watch. I want to come back to Brentford and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Thiago keeps on missing

Shots: 4, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Kaye Furo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

6 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 244% of everything Brentford earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara in the eights

A performance of 8.78 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Eyes on Kaye Furo again

The phone has started ringing about Kaye Furo again, and this time the name on the line is Arsenal Tula. Brentford are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fábio Carvalho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.53, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Antoni Milambo

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mikkel Damsgaard

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Brentford share the spoils with Manchester City

A 2‑2 draw with Manchester City leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

5 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Brentford in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Mark Travers is a Brentford player

The fee is $13.6M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Everton drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Jordan Henderson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Antoni Milambo the difference as Brentford beat Newcastle United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Antoni Milambo. 3‑2 against Newcastle United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Antoni Milambo in the eights

A performance of 8.73 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Reiss Nelson

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Mikkel Damsgaard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kaye Furo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dango Ouattara is off the mark for Brentford

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

3 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brentford turn down Wolverhampton for Ethan Pinnock

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Jordan Henderson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Brentford are making the ground bigger

Work is signed off on a capacity of 23824. It is the sort of decision a club is judged on twenty years later, by people who were not there when it was taken.

Market

Brentford bring in an old head

Marco Sangalli is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Marco Sangalli

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Cote still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Brentford would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief