Facundo Pimienta

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Universidad de Chile
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Marked for Facundo Pimienta

461 Edition

The Universidad de Chile Gazette

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

João Marcelo damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Universidad de Chile march on in the cup

Curicó Unido are out and Universidad de Chile go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Universidad de Chile through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Curicó Unido, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Facundo Pimienta scores twice — 8.16

Two goals and a mark of 8.16 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucciano Maggio

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Enzo Cardozo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Universidad de Chile this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The run at home goes on for Universidad de Chile

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Ignacio Manzanares beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Neifer Sánchez has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Universidad de Chile can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

In brief

Back issues
439 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 62 days

62 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Anger at Rangers de Talca spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Rangers de Talca are in real trouble now

Position 15, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Santiago Arias asks to leave Rangers de Talca

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Rangers de Talca

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

The decline has begun for Marcelo Saracchi

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Rangers de Talca is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A row about effort at Rangers de Talca

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Pimienta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Cobresal tell Rangers de Talca: Alan Rivero is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Rangers de Talca

Matías Alvarado was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

437 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Arias damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Thiago Brizuela hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rangers de Talca can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Rangers de Talca

Maximiliano Torrealba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Rangers de Talca

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Pimienta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Lucas Molina

Rangers de Talca asked and O'Higgins said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Talks stall between Rangers de Talca and Leomar Mosquera

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Vitor Caetano knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vitor Caetano trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Jesus Restrepo has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Rangers de Talca will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

When it matters, Thiago Brizuela plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

436 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 83 days

83 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Rangers de Talca put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Vitor Caetano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rangers de Talca can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Maximiliano Torrealba in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rangers de Talca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rangers de Talca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Pimienta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Alejandro Hales attracts admirers

The name of Alejandro Hales has come up in conversations Rangers de Talca were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

A step back for Marcelo Saracchi at Rangers de Talca

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jesus Restrepo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jesus Restrepo, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Rangers de Talca try to borrow Facundo González

Universidad de Chile have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

434 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 97 days

97 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rangers de Talca

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rangers de Talca is running low.

Market

Matías Alvarado puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rangers de Talca, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Facundo Pimienta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Rangers de Talca

Sebastián López Presta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fernando Antileo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fernando Antileo, and the manager let it.

Squad

6 new faces, and Rangers de Talca are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Franck Steve Belobo's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The Lautaro Díaz story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Lautaro Díaz signs something — a contract at Rangers de Talca or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

433 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 104 days

104 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Alejandro Hales puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rangers de Talca, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Rangers de Talca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Pimienta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Rangers de Talca

Matías Alvarado and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Jesus Restrepo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jesus Restrepo and Rangers de Talca agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Leomar Mosquera asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

431 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 118 days

118 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Rangers de Talca

Position 15 and 23 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The terraces

Anger at Rangers de Talca spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Vitor Caetano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rangers de Talca can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Alejandro Hales is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rangers de Talca is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Rangers de Talca

Maximiliano Torrealba was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Tiago Azame would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Tiago Azame is living that version at Rangers de Talca, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Rangers de Talca

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Words at Rangers de Talca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Pimienta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

430 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Arias damages knee ligaments — 125 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 125 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rangers de Talca boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Franck Steve Belobo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rangers de Talca, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rangers de Talca

Maximiliano Torrealba and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Rangers de Talca

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Facundo Pimienta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on JC Ngando's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rangers de Talca are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Vitor Caetano knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Rangers de Talca, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Nicolás Araya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Facundo Filinich is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Rangers de Talca has been clear about where Facundo Filinich stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

428 Edition

The Rangers de Talca Courier

9 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Santiago Arias out for 139 days

139 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Rangers de Talca lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Francisco Riquelme puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rangers de Talca, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Maximiliano Torrealba in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rangers de Talca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rangers de Talca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Pimienta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maximiliano Torrealba

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Rangers de Talca and Sebastián Tula

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Rangers de Talca, another week without a signature from Sebastián Tula.

The dugout

Sebastián Tula knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sebastián Tula trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Nicolás Araya's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

When it matters, Thiago Brizuela plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief