Markus Kuster

Goalkeeper - Paralimni
16 Mar 2028
Thursday
Process

Marked for Markus Kuster

85 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Valentino Pereira out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Paralimni lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

João Cesco asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Savvas Michos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Savvas Michos commits to Paralimni for another 4 years.

Boardroom

97% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

When it matters, Markus Kuster plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Michalis Charalabous knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes Nando García a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Paralimni. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

  • The dugout Gal Kurež keeps his manager's vote
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Paralimni
Back issues
84 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Valentino Pereira damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Stelios Kastanos has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Ilias Melkas says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jimmy Kazan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Markus Kuster stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javi Navarro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Savvas Michos returns from a loan that taught him nothing

0 appearances and 0 clean sheets. A goalkeeper learns his job by playing it, and a season that gave him neither the games nor the shut-outs is a year taken off the front of a career.

The dugout

Michalis Charalabous gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Michalis Charalabous is on it.

In brief

83 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Valentino Pereira

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paralimni lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Asdrúbal

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ben Yagan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Paralimni

Something was said to Jimmy Kazan and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Market

The Gal Kurež talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Paralimni know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ben Yagan has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Ben Yagan has written the date down.

In brief

82 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Valentino Pereira out for 39 days

39 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Paralimni lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The season ends: position 9 for Paralimni

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 29 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Late, late show earns Paralimni a point

Minute 91, against Ethnikos Achnas, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Valentino Pereira

7.97, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Paralimni had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Match

Honours even between Paralimni and Ethnikos Achnas

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Stelios Kastanos after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

81 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni taken apart

1‑5 to Omonoia, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Paralimni and Omonoia in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Javi Navarro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Emmanuel Okeke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑5, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A day to forget for Markus Kuster

Beaten 5 times, 3 saves, and an afternoon that will go on his record whether it was his fault or the defence’s. It is the quiet unfairness of the position.

In brief

80 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stelios Kastanos has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

Javi Navarro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 2 gone

That is the business done at Paralimni until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jimmy Kazan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jimmy Kazan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Joan Sastre signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joan Sastre commits to Paralimni for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Nueva Chicago tell Paralimni: Thiago Ocampo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Loan watch

Savvas Michos counts the days

“I watch every Paralimni game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Saba runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

79 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Gal Kurež was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 38. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

A brace, and Valentino Pereira takes the afternoon — 8.99

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Valentino Pereira provided it, and the 8.99 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Kristijan Jovović, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.89

A mark of 7.89 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Defensa y Justicia tell Paralimni: Thiago Rojas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kristijan Jovović

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Paralimni get the job done against Agia Napa

A 2‑0 win over Agia Napa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

78 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

10 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

No end in sight to Paralimni's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Paralimni has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Javi Navarro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Paralimni

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Diego Píriz

Paralimni asked and Danubio said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Michalis Charalabous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michalis Charalabous, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kostas Pileas is on it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Stelios Kastanos on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

77 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vicente Espinoza asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dominic Hernández

Paralimni asked and America de Cali said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against APOEL

0‑1 to APOEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Stelios Kastanos to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

When it matters, Markus Kuster plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Javi Navarro beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

76 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye has said yes to Doxa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Paralimni have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Loizos Kosmas says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jimmy Kazan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Nahuel Ciro

Paralimni asked and Colón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Paralimni come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Emmanuel Okeke
  • Loan watch Savvas Michos wants to come home
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
74 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Paralimni

0‑3 against AE Kition, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Markus Kuster

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Paralimni

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Thomas Nikolaou

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Paralimni told Thomas Nikolaou something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Markus Kuster

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

The dugout

Michalis Charalabous gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Michalis Charalabous is on it.

In brief

73 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Gal Kurež beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

At last: Paralimni win one

5 matches without a win, and then this, against Ermis. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Match

Valentino Pereira the difference as Paralimni beat Ermis

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Valentino Pereira. 1‑0 against Ermis, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Valentino Pereira in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Paralimni pick somebody else ahead of Kostas Pileas

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ilias Melkas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ilias Melkas, and the manager let it.

In brief

72 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Charalabous out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jimmy Kazan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jimmy Kazan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Javi Navarro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Savvas Michos counts the days

“I watch every Paralimni game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Saba runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • The dugout Markus Kuster gets picked when it counts
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Asdrúbal
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
71 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Charalabous out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A month that belonged to Kristijan Jovović

The young player of the month award goes to a 19-year-old at Paralimni who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

The dugout

Ben Yagan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

88% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

  • The dugout Kostas Pileas has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout The form table has caught Emmanuel Okeke
70 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Paralimni

Beaten 2‑8 by Apollon, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

34 days out for Michalis Charalabous after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Valentino Pereira scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

7 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Kristijan Jovović, 19, steals the show — 7.71

Marked 7.71 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Kristijan Jovović is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Paralimni know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

10 goals as Paralimni and Apollon go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 10 goals between Paralimni and Apollon, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

The terraces

One of their own: Valentino Pereira

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

69 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Charalabous breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

9 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

Adebayo Adeleye says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valentino Pereira’s goal not enough for Paralimni

Valentino Pereira scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Ethnikos Achnas, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Javi Navarro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Valentino Pereira was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Halfway: Paralimni sit in position 9

16 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Stelios Kastanos to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

68 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

12 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Michalis Charalabous breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Jimmy Kazan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Omonoia

0‑1 to Omonoia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Loan watch

Savvas Michos counts the days

“I watch every Paralimni game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Saba runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Stelios Kastanos after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Market

João Cesco is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Paralimni has been clear about where João Cesco stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

65 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Constantinos Laifis

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paralimni lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Paralimni taken apart

1‑4 to AEL, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

The dugout

Asdrúbal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Paralimni

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑4 Stelios Kastanos left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Ben Yagan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ben Yagan is on it.

Squad

A long afternoon for Markus Kuster

Beaten 4 times, with 0 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

In brief

64 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Paralimni

Beaten 0‑3 by APOEL, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jimmy Kazan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jimmy Kazan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Michalis Charalabous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michalis Charalabous, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Loan watch

Savvas Michos has seen enough of Saba

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Paralimni, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Kristijan Jovović, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.41

A mark of 8.41 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Gal Kurež the difference as Paralimni beat Aris

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Gal Kurež. 3‑2 against Aris, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Markus Kuster

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valentino Pereira at his very best

Marked 8.56. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Paralimni.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gal Kurež

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

95% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

62 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Paralimni bow out of the cup

Aris go through and Paralimni go home, 1‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Loizos Kosmas

16 seasons and 220 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kristijan Jovović at 19 — 7.80

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kristijan Jovović did not need any: 7.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Symeon Solomou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Valentino Pereira runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ben Yagan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ben Yagan and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

The terraces

Paralimni supporters have found a favourite in Kristijan Jovović

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Kristijan Jovović has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

61 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Paralimni

Beaten 0‑3 by AE Kition, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

The goals have deserted Paralimni

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Paralimni can tell you which week it ends in.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alen Kozar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alen Kozar, and the manager let it.

Squad

A late step up for Antonis Katsiaris

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Antonis Katsiaris out for 20 days

The medical room confirms 20 days on the sidelines for Antonis Katsiaris, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Inquest at Paralimni

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑3 Stelios Kastanos left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

59 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Valentinos Economides damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Paralimni

0‑3 against Pafos, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

The dugout

Kristijan Jovović keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Toni Alexander Melas turns down Paralimni

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Orestis Kalemi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Javi Navarro

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Stefan Vidaković

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Radnik Surdulica have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

58 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Emmanuel Okeke pops up at the right end — 7.90

7.90, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Boardroom

Paralimni close the window on a squad of their own making

18 in and 5 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Symeon Solomou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla has improved at 28, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Joaquín Zappacosta

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Morón have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

The drought breaks for Paralimni

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Anorthosis were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Match

Paralimni get the job done against Anorthosis

A 1‑0 win over Anorthosis, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

57 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Michalis Charalabous takes the afternoon — 9.15

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Michalis Charalabous provided it, and the 9.15 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Kristijan Jovović, 19, steals the show — 8.56

Marked 8.56 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

6 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Kıvanç Küçükkarış puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Kristijan Jovović is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

Giorgos Panagi due for a Paralimni medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Paralimni walk away from Ewandro

$910.0K was the most the club would pay and Omonoia were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

In brief

55 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye has said yes to Doxa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Paralimni have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Asilbek Aliev is a medical away from Paralimni

The deal with Andijon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Thodoris Fanourakis turns down Paralimni

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Orestis Kalemi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Thomas Nikolaou

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Transfer targets

All Boys tell Paralimni: Bruno Medina is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

54 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

38 days out for Asdrúbal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The terraces

A $390.0K sale, and a town that did not want it

Jalil Saadi has gone, the accounts have $390.0K in them, and the supporters have the feeling of having been sold something themselves. Good business and a good decision are not always the same thing.

Transfer targets

Joaquín Zappacosta is a medical away from Paralimni

The deal with Morón is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Hernán Taborda rejects the move

Paralimni had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Talleres, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

The step up is real for Symeon Solomou

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Markus Kuster signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Business is business: Jalil Saadi goes

Aris paid $390.0K and Paralimni took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Saba watching Savvas Michos

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Paralimni have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

53 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Stelios Kastanos has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Real improvement from Kristijan Jovović at Paralimni

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Kristijan Jovović is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Markus Kuster signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Jalil Saadi attracts admirers

The name of Jalil Saadi has come up in conversations Paralimni were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Valentín Cerrudo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. River Plate have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Paralimni try to borrow Hernán Taborda

Talleres have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Ben Yagan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ben Yagan is on it.

In brief

52 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

52 days out for Asdrúbal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Tomás Villagra is a medical away from Paralimni

The deal with Defensa y Justicia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ahmed Khaled

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ahmed Khaled will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Francisco Martinicorena

Paralimni asked and Uruguay Montevideo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Cesco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Cesco, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Paralimni try to borrow Valentín Cerrudo

River Plate have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

51 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Paralimni boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javi Navarro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Michalis Theodosiou

Paralimni asked and Aris said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Francisco Martinicorena is in the works

Paralimni have made the call to Uruguay Montevideo. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Markus Kuster has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

No place for Orestis Kalemi in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Paralimni are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Asdrúbal knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

50 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Asdrúbal breaks a bone — 68 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 68 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Terms done: Adebayo Adeleye is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Doxa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

Antonis Katsiaris: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Paralimni turn down Saba for Savvas Michos

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Kostas Lampsias will join Paralimni for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Kostas Lampsias has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Paralimni have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Anorthosis tell Paralimni: Giorgos Pavlidis is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

49 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Asdrúbal breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Stelios Kastanos has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Asdrúbal asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Joan Sastre signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joan Sastre and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Joel Erlinch

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Racing have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Asdrúbal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Paralimni and Nick Tsaroulla

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Paralimni, another week without a signature from Nick Tsaroulla.

In brief

47 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Savvas Michos at Paralimni

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Savvas Michos is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Almirante Brown tell Paralimni: Facundo García is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

João Cesco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Markus Kuster plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Nick Tsaroulla knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

46 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Asdrúbal breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Terms done: Adebayo Adeleye is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Doxa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Saliou Guindo rejects the move

Paralimni had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Djoliba, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Roman Lazăr moves on

Nea Salamis pay $100.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Antonis Katsiaris

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antonis Katsiaris, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ben Yagan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ben Yagan is on it.

Squad

The formation has left Maximo Gamboa behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Paralimni will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

45 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Asdrúbal breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Stelios Kastanos has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Ahmed Khaled has said yes to Doxa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Paralimni have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Paralimni make their move for Christos Karanatsios

$480.0K on the table at APOEL. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roman Lazăr is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Loizos Kosmas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Loizos Kosmas, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Paralimni ask about Saliou Guindo

A loan enquiry to Djoliba: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

43 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

118 days out for Asdrúbal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A move Gustavo Nogueira would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Gustavo Nogueira is living that version at Paralimni, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Markus Kuster has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Savvas Michos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Asdrúbal knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes Loizos Kosmas a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Paralimni. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

42 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

125 days out for Asdrúbal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Ben Yagan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Loizos Kosmas has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Loizos Kosmas has written the date down.

The dugout

Roman Lazăr asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

41 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

132 days out for Asdrúbal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nick Tsaroulla

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nick Tsaroulla, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kostas Pileas is on it.

The dugout

Thomas Nikolaou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

40 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Asdrúbal out for 139 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Paralimni put Stelios Kastanos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The dugout

Thomas Nikolaou says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Javi Navarro

50 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Paralimni and Nick Tsaroulla

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Paralimni, another week without a signature from Nick Tsaroulla.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

39 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Asdrúbal breaks a bone — 146 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 146 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mayron de Almeida gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Markus Kuster has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

  • The dugout Claudinho asks for a word with the manager
  • The dugout Canario has been promised minutes
  • Squad The training reports on João Cesco are not good
38 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Nando García says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

37 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Paralimni promote Constantinos Laifis from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Constantinos Laifis has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Paralimni promote Valentinos Economides from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Valentinos Economides has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Paulinho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Paulinho, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Gal Kurež knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gal Kurež trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Markus Kuster has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Paralimni that is a harder question to answer.

The dugout

A door opens for Loizos Kosmas

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

36 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni spell it out for Stelios Kastanos

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Stelios Kastanos has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

The step up is real for Savvas Michos

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nick Tsaroulla and Paralimni agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Alen Kozar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ben Yagan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ben Yagan, and the manager let it.

In brief

35 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Markus Kuster has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Canario asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Mayron de Almeida

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

34 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Asdrúbal says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 93% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

International break empties Paralimni

4 call-ups is a compliment to the squad and a headache for the man running it. He will get them back in a fortnight, tired, in various states of repair.

The dugout

Ben Yagan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Paralimni will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

33 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Symeon Solomou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Symeon Solomou and Paralimni agree another 4 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Cesco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kostas Pileas is on it.

The dugout

Thomas Nikolaou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

32 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Stelios Kastanos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The dugout

Claudinho says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

15 seasons of Loizos Kosmas

212 appearances across 15 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Paralimni know what they have.

Squad

Kostas Pileas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kostas Pileas and Paralimni agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Canario

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Canario, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Paralimni and Canario

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Paralimni, another week without a signature from Canario.

The dugout

Mayron de Almeida is still paying for one afternoon at Paralimni

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

31 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni bow out of the cup

Pafos go through and Paralimni go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Markus Kuster stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

Loizos Kosmas has been here 15 seasons

212 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Match

4 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Paralimni

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Paralimni can tell you which week it ends in.

The dugout

Paulinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Paralimni Chronicle

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Full time on the season at Paralimni

Position 11 on 23 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

The dugout

Antonis Katsiaris: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

6 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Markus Kuster falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Alejo Navarro

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Newell's Old Boys have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Ethnikos Achnas

0‑2 to Ethnikos Achnas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Asdrúbal is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Paralimni has been clear about where Asdrúbal stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni taken apart

0‑3 to Omonoia, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Alen Kozar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Pablo Ortiz

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Chacarita Juniors have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kostas Pileas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kostas Pileas, and the manager let it.

Squad

Appearance number 200 for Sean Ioannou

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Boardroom

Inquest at Paralimni

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Stelios Kastanos after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kostas Pileas is on it.

In brief

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The Paralimni Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Thiago Ocampo will not be coming to Paralimni

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Nueva Chicago is saying, and nobody at Paralimni is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Javi Navarro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Facundo García

Paralimni asked and Almirante Brown said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Paralimni promote Fotis Christofi from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Fotis Christofi has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mayron de Almeida

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mayron de Almeida, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Javi Navarro beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Mayron de Almeida is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

No place for Demir Imeri on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Paralimni pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

27 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Market

Adebayo Adeleye puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Adebayo Adeleye keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Paralimni close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Thiago Ocampo due for a Paralimni medical

Everything agreed with Nueva Chicago, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Francisco Martinicorena

Paralimni asked and Uruguay Montevideo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Ben Yagan the difference as Paralimni beat Agia Napa

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ben Yagan. 2‑1 against Agia Napa, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

26 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Antonis Katsiaris asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Gabriel Vázquez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Quilmes have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Canario

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Late, late show earns Paralimni a point

Minute 87, against AEL, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Boardroom

Wages eat 94% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Felipe Karabulut is in the works

Paralimni have made the call to Gimnasia y Tiro. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

25 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Markus Kuster is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Pedro Ataíde

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Paralimni come up short against APOEL

APOEL left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Mayron de Almeida

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Mayron de Almeida.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Paralimni ask about Facundo García

A loan enquiry to Almirante Brown: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Leonel Ortíz is in the works

Paralimni have made the call to Nueva Chicago. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Kostas Pileas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kostas Pileas is on it.

In brief

23 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andreas Christofi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Savvas Michos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Markus Kuster was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Nea Salamis take the points off Paralimni

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Markus Kuster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Markus Kuster, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A month that belonged to Ahmed Khaled

The young player of the month award goes to a 19-year-old at Paralimni who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Market

Paralimni and Nick Tsaroulla are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

22 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Cruel end for AE Kition as Paralimni pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Paralimni scored in the 92th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Alen Kozar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ahmed Khaled the difference as Paralimni beat AE Kition

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ahmed Khaled. 2‑1 against AE Kition, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ben Yagan

Marked 8.50 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

126% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Stelios Kastanos on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Paralimni

Something was said to Nando García and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

When it matters, Markus Kuster plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

20 days out for Marko Simonovski after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Paralimni taken apart

1‑4 to Ethnikos Achnas, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Loizos Kosmas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Halfway: Paralimni sit in position 11

13 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Javi Navarro was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

16 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Marko Simonovski out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

6 saves: Markus Kuster was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Paulinho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Stelios Kastanos on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Mayron de Almeida knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

No goals between Paralimni and Omonoia

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Omonoia will be the happier side with the point.

Looking ahead

Thomas Nikolaou faces his old club

Ethnikos Achnas next, and one man in the Paralimni dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

14 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

45 days out for Marko Simonovski after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Javi Navarro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Javi Navarro

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The drought breaks for Paralimni

6 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Agia Napa were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Markus Kuster stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Kıvanç Küçükkarış falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Gal Kurež sends Paralimni past Agia Napa

It finished 1‑0, and it was Gal Kurež’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Paralimni.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Paralimni and Nick Tsaroulla

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

  • Player ratings Gal Kurež takes the honours
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout No hiding place for Savvas Michos
12 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marko Simonovski breaks a bone — 60 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 60 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Paralimni taken apart

0‑3 to APOEL, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No end in sight to Paralimni's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Paralimni has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The step up is real for Savvas Michos

At 18 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javi Navarro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alen Kozar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alen Kozar, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Stelios Kastanos after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

11 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Marko Simonovski out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paralimni will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

4 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Kostas Pileas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kıvanç Küçükkarış is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Paralimni promote Grigoris Elia from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Grigoris Elia has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Paulinho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Paulinho, and the manager let it.

Match

Paralimni share the spoils with Aris

A 1‑1 draw with Aris leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Stelios Kastanos on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Stelios Kastanos after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

9 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

82 days out for Marko Simonovski after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Markus Kuster is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Markus Kuster: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Cup progress for Paralimni

A 3‑3 win over Aris, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

A brace, and Michalis Charalabous takes the afternoon — 8.61

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Michalis Charalabous provided it, and the 8.61 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Javi Navarro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ben Yagan at his very best

Marked 8.08. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Paralimni.

Match

Paralimni rescue it on 87 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 87. AE Kition had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Cesco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Cesco, and the manager let it.

In brief

7 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sean Ioannou

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paralimni lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

98 days out for Marko Simonovski after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Markus Kuster stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Michalis Theodosiou

The deal with Aris died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Player ratings

João Cesco goes up and wins it — 7.32

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.32 for the rest of it.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Gianluca Cangiano rejects the move

Paralimni had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Lincoln City, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Javi Navarro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Paralimni come up short against Pafos

Pafos left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Giorgos Loizou steps up from the Paralimni academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Giorgos Loizou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

5 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sean Ioannou damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

118 days out for Marko Simonovski after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Paralimni will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

Stefen Tchamche will not be coming to Paralimni

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at AGF is saying, and nobody at Paralimni is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Kostas Pileas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Paralimni rebuffed over Jefferson Churi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Alianza Lima have kept their man, and Paralimni go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Apollon

0‑2 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gal Kurež

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gal Kurež, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Paralimni and Nick Tsaroulla

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief