Markus Kuster

Goalkeeper - Paralimni
18 Apr 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Markus Kuster

192 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Brendi Malaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Andreas Christofi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Paralimni

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

No hiding place for Brendi Malaj

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brendi Malaj, and the manager let it.

Market

The Markus Kuster question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Kuster’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

Back issues
188 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Paralimni

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Markus Kuster loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Markus Kuster. Paralimni will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

No hiding place for Brendi Malaj

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brendi Malaj, and the manager let it.

Market

The Markus Kuster question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Kuster’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

186 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Demir Imeri

Marked 8.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Tobías Berón in the eights

A performance of 8.80 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Baigorria

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Demir Imeri is carrying Paralimni

5 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Wages eat 117% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Markus Kuster lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

185 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nicolás Baigorria’s goal not enough for Paralimni

Nicolás Baigorria scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Omonoia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolás Baigorria

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Tobías Berón runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Emmanuel Okeke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Markus Kuster lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

A long bet from Paralimni on Yaroslav Babenko

He is 17, and nobody at Paralimni signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Player ratings

Michalis Charalabous gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Paralimni lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Squad

Yaroslav Babenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yaroslav Babenko and Paralimni agree another 3 years.

In brief

184 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

David Viana puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Markus Kuster signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Markus Kuster commits to Paralimni for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Demir Imeri runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gal Kurež

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.64, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Paralimni sign Stefan Keseru, one for the future

Stefan Keseru is 19, and Paralimni have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Match

Gal Kurež rescues a point for Paralimni

It needed Gal Kurež to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Doxa, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

181 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Maioli asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Paralimni turn down Doxa for Ivan Šunjić

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen’s goal not enough for Paralimni

Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to APOEL, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Markus Kuster gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demir Imeri

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

Marked 8.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

A long bet from Paralimni on Jakob Berg

He is 17, and nobody at Paralimni signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Jakob Berg stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jakob Berg and Paralimni agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

180 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Giorgos Pittas has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Sotiris Kelepesii hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicolás Baigorria in the eights

A performance of 8.68 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Tobías Berón is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Paralimni has been clear about where Tobías Berón stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Marios Merkis

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Tobías Berón runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brayan Troncoso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

178 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

Mohammad Mustafa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nicolás Baigorria sends Paralimni past AE Kition

It finished 2‑1, and it was Nicolás Baigorria’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Paralimni.

Player ratings

One of those days for Demir Imeri

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nicolás Baigorria

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Demir Imeri is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

177 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Paralimni out

Out, 0‑1 to Pafos, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Gabriel Maioli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

8 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Maioli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Maioli, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolás Baigorria

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Paralimni share the spoils with Ermis

A 1‑1 draw with Ermis leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

176 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Paralimni

Beaten 0‑4 by Pafos, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Marios Merkis out for 44 days

The medical room confirms 44 days on the sidelines for Marios Merkis, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tobías Berón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Paralimni

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Markus Kuster

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

174 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

David Viana puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Maioli

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Apollon

0‑1 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexander Ruud Tveter

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexander Ruud Tveter, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 102% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

173 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Paralimni

A 1‑6 beating by Ethnikos Achnas was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Dimitris Kastanos says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alen Kozar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Demir Imeri in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Maioli

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

171 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Paralimni spell it out for Giorgos Pittas

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Giorgos Pittas has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Michał Marciniak is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gabriel Maioli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Doxa take the points off Paralimni

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Demir Imeri

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Sean Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sean Ioannou, and the manager let it.

Squad

Demir Imeri named player of the month

The award goes to Demir Imeri, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Paralimni

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

170 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Paralimni find a way past Agia Napa

Agia Napa made Paralimni work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Demir Imeri

Marked 9.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nicolás Baigorria

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

168 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Paralimni

1‑4 against APOEL, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Brendi Malaj hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demir Imeri

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Kozar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Maioli

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.71, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli is carrying Paralimni

5 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

167 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Alexander Ruud Tveter: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Michał Marciniak is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Demir Imeri sends Paralimni past Aris

It finished 3‑2, and it was Demir Imeri’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Paralimni.

Squad

Sean Ioannou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sean Ioannou commits to Paralimni for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Demir Imeri in the eights

A performance of 9.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli in the eights

A performance of 9.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tobías Berón

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

166 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Yehor Petrenko sends Paralimni through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Yehor Petrenko obliged against Ethnikos Achnas. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Paralimni.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Paralimni

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jakub Rakyta

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yehor Petrenko in the eights

A performance of 8.91 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Darluis Paz in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Nea Salamis

0‑2 to Nea Salamis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Markus Kuster

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

165 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Paralimni come up short against AE Kition

AE Kition left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Maioli

Marked 8.71 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolás Baigorria

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.51, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Sean Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sean Ioannou, and the manager let it.

Market

The Ivan Šunjić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ivan Šunjić signs something — a contract at Paralimni or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

163 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michał Marciniak

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michał Marciniak will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Pafos

2‑4 to Pafos, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Maioli

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen, and the manager let it.

Squad

Ivan Shapovalov out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Ivan Shapovalov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

162 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Market

So close: Ivan Šunjić’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Doxa moved on, Ivan Šunjić reports back to Paralimni, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolás Baigorria

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.67, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ivan Šunjić

Marked 8.54 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Paralimni and Anorthosis

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Boardroom

89% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Paralimni counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Paralimni now.

In brief

161 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Paralimni's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Paralimni has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

So close: Gabriel Maioli’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Nea Salamis moved on, Gabriel Maioli reports back to Paralimni, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Georgios Soteriou comes home

The shirt still fits. Georgios Soteriou is back at Paralimni, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Kostakis Merkis comes home

The shirt still fits. Kostakis Merkis is back at Paralimni, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Pieros Nicolaou returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Pieros Nicolaou is a Paralimni player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli in the eights

A performance of 8.55 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ivan Šunjić

Marked 8.50 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

159 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Market

Gabriel Maioli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michał Marciniak

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michał Marciniak will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Markus Kuster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Markus Kuster, and the manager let it.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Šunjić trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

158 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Ivan Šunjić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roko Pavlović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Roko Pavlović and Paralimni agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tobías Berón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The armband comes off Markus Kuster

Paralimni will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Boardroom

Paralimni pull $82.0K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Demir Imeri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Demir Imeri signs something — a contract at Paralimni or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Nobody at Paralimni has picked up the phone to Sotiris Kelepesii

5 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

157 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni are in real trouble now

Position 12, 25 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Paralimni turn down Doxa for Ivan Šunjić

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

88% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Roko Pavlović has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Paralimni will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

154 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Maioli asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Markus Kuster stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brayan Troncoso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Roko Pavlović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Demir Imeri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Demir Imeri signs something — a contract at Paralimni or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

153 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Paralimni sink to position 12

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Markus Kuster signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Markus Kuster and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ivan Šunjić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Šunjić, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 87% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Roko Pavlović has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Paralimni will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Market

The Michał Marciniak conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Ermis will make the call about Michał Marciniak this week. Paralimni have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

$82.0K taken back off the Paralimni table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

149 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Giorgos Pittas has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Paralimni

Position 12 and 25 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Ivan Šunjić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Alen Kozar told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Alen Kozar has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Paralimni.

Squad

No hiding place for Roko Pavlović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Roko Pavlović, and the manager let it.

Squad

Roko Pavlović has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Paralimni will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

$82.0K taken back off the Paralimni table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

146 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Andreas Christofi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Paralimni have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Wilfrido Rivas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Paralimni know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

The Demir Imeri question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Demir Imeri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

145 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Giorgos Pittas has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Paralimni

Position 12 and 25 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Ivan Šunjić asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Demir Imeri stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Demir Imeri and Paralimni agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Kozar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

141 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni sink to position 12

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Harallamb Qaqi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Ivan Shapovalov

29 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

No hiding place for Sotiris Kelepesii

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sotiris Kelepesii, and the manager let it.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

140 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Andreas Christou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roko Pavlović asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Sean Ioannou loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Sean Ioannou. Paralimni will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Boardroom

$82.0K taken back off the Paralimni table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

138 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Paralimni lose Alexander Ruud Tveter

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

No hiding place for Markus Kuster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Markus Kuster, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 125% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

David Viana wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Paralimni know it.

In brief

137 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni sink to position 12

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Wilfrido Rivas's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Paralimni are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Paralimni sign Richard Muriel, one for the future

Richard Muriel is 20, and Paralimni have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sotiris Kelepesii

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Markus Kuster knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Markus Kuster trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

133 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Paralimni

Position 12 and 24 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Andreas Christou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Sotiris Kelepesii keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Gal Kurež in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Omonoia take the points off Paralimni

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Andreas Christou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andreas Christou, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathías González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Darluis Paz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

129 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Wilfrido Rivas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Demir Imeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Maioli

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Wilfrido Rivas's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Paralimni are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against APOEL

0‑2 to APOEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Nicolás Baigorria gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Markus Kuster knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Markus Kuster trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Markus Kuster

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Ivan Šunjić never got going

4.77 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

128 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni put Giorgos Pittas on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Wilfrido Rivas out for 105 days

The medical room confirms 105 days on the sidelines for Wilfrido Rivas, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Paralimni come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tobías Berón stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tobías Berón and Paralimni agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gal Kurež

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

127 Edition

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1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Market

Aidar Khabibullin asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Maioli

Marked 8.94 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Markus Kuster gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nicolás Baigorria in the eights

A performance of 8.63 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Nicolás Baigorria rescues a point for Paralimni

It needed Nicolás Baigorria to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Nea Salamis, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

The armband comes off Markus Kuster

Paralimni will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

126 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ivan Šunjić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gal Kurež

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.88, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Paralimni get the job done against AE Kition

A 1‑0 win over AE Kition, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

106% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Šunjić

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demir Imeri

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

125 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Paralimni find a way past Ermis

Ermis made Paralimni work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nicolás Baigorria in the eights

A performance of 8.96 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Darluis Paz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Darluis Paz commits to Paralimni for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Spyros Risvanis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Spyros Risvanis, and the manager let it.

Market

Paralimni sign Niko Sutalo, one for the future

Niko Sutalo is 19, and Paralimni have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Demir Imeri

3 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

The Demir Imeri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Demir Imeri signs something — a contract at Paralimni or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

124 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

5 matches without a win for Paralimni

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Paralimni are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Wilfrido Rivas

136 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Iván Calligaris has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alen Kozar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Demir Imeri in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Paralimni and Pafos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

123 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Giorgos Pittas has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Paralimni can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Paralimni boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Manuel Páez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Paralimni

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Markus Kuster signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Markus Kuster commits to Paralimni for another 2 years.

Squad

Home is on Musa Magagula's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Paralimni are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Mathías González in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

122 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni taken apart

0‑3 to Apollon, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Aidar Khabibullin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Markus Kuster keeps Paralimni in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Paralimni lose Alexander Ruud Tveter

35 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

No hiding place for Aidar Khabibullin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aidar Khabibullin, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Paralimni

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

100% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

120 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Paralimni

A 0‑4 beating by Omonoia was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Iván Calligaris

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Iván Calligaris will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gabriel Maioli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ahmed Al Hashmi comes home

The shirt still fits. Ahmed Al Hashmi is back at Paralimni, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Gerónimo Montivero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Paralimni dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathías González

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

119 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Emanuel Šakić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Manuel Páez says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Šunjić

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Demir Imeri

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Kozar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Demir Imeri the difference as Paralimni beat Doxa

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Demir Imeri. 1‑0 against Doxa, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

118 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Aidar Khabibullin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Spyros Risvanis says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Alexander Ruud Tveter out for 66 days

The medical room confirms 66 days on the sidelines for Alexander Ruud Tveter, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Mathías González runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Maioli

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Tobías Berón

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tobías Berón, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Paralimni earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Paralimni share the spoils with Agia Napa

A 1‑1 draw with Agia Napa leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

117 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Musa Magagula asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Emanuel Šakić

32 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Ivan Šunjić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Demir Imeri

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.33, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Paralimni get the job done against AEL

A 2‑1 win over AEL, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gal Kurež

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.75, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathías González

Marked 8.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Michalis Charalabous gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Markus Kuster knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

116 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni sink to position 13

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Manuel Páez asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Iván Calligaris is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Mathías González’s goal not enough for Paralimni

Mathías González scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to APOEL, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Markus Kuster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Markus Kuster, and the manager let it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Markus Kuster

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Emmanuel Okeke knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

115 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Emanuel Šakić asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Demir Imeri signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Demir Imeri and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Paralimni against Aris

1‑3 to Aris, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Maioli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gabriel Maioli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

114 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Paralimni out of the cup

Ethnikos Achnas ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Giannis Kalanidis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Alexander Ruud Tveter

96 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Demir Imeri signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Demir Imeri and Paralimni agree another 2 years.

Squad

Home is on Musa Magagula's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Paralimni are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Demir Imeri the difference as Paralimni beat Nea Salamis

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Demir Imeri. 3‑2 against Nea Salamis, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Demir Imeri

Marked 9.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Brayan Troncoso in the eights

A performance of 8.93 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

113 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Musa Magagula asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Markus Kuster

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Paralimni's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Paralimni has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Emanuel Šakić

63 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Maioli

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.93, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Aidar Khabibullin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aidar Khabibullin, and the manager let it.

Match

Gabriel Maioli rescues a point for Paralimni

It needed Gabriel Maioli to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against AE Kition, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

112 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aidar Khabibullin asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demir Imeri

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Šunjić

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Only the photograph left for Iván Calligaris

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Iván Calligaris will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Paralimni's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Paralimni has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gerónimo Montivero stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.86 on the card, and the Paralimni support went home talking about one name.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammad Mustafa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Aidar Khabibullin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

111 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Paralimni taken apart

0‑4 to Pafos, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Emanuel Šakić asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Ivan Šunjić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Spyros Risvanis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Paralimni

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demir Imeri

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Musa Magagula asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

4 past Markus Kuster

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 2 saves does not settle it either way.

Market

The Markus Kuster question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Kuster’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

110 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ivan Šunjić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alexander Ruud Tveter out for 126 days

The medical room confirms 126 days on the sidelines for Alexander Ruud Tveter, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Maioli

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Kozar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gal Kurež

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Gabriel Maioli rescues a point for Paralimni

It needed Gabriel Maioli to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Anorthosis, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli is off the mark for Paralimni

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Player ratings

Nicolás Baigorria keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

109 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jakub Rakyta says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Giannis Kalanidis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Paralimni say no — this time

The offer from Doxa for Mohammad Mustafa was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Paralimni count the cost of losing Emanuel Šakić

92 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Christos Loizou comes home

The shirt still fits. Christos Loizou is back at Paralimni, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Dimitris Demetriou returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Dimitris Demetriou is a Paralimni player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

No hiding place for Markus Kuster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Markus Kuster, and the manager let it.

Match

Paralimni come up short against Apollon

Apollon left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

107 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Maioli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jakub Rakyta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Markus Kuster question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Kuster’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no ink between Paralimni and Darluis Paz

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Paralimni, another week without a signature from Darluis Paz.

In brief

106 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ivan Šunjić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gerónimo Montivero stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gerónimo Montivero and Paralimni agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Musa Magagula wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Paralimni know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gabriel Maioli trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

Paralimni pull $890.1K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

104 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Musa Magagula hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ahmad Aburasyin says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Iván Calligaris

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Iván Calligaris will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mathías González is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Paralimni has been clear about where Mathías González stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Gerónimo Montivero linked with a move away

The name of Gerónimo Montivero keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Paralimni say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

103 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Maioli asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Kozar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

101 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Miro Soldo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brandon Palacios

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

$890.1K taken back off the Paralimni table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Demir Imeri linked with a move away

The name of Demir Imeri keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Paralimni say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Squad Gabriel Maioli is training like a man with a point to make
  • Boardroom The Paralimni production line keeps running
100 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Iván Calligaris is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Paralimni lose Ahmad Aburasyin

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

99 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Maioli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Doxa come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Paralimni did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Demir Imeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Markus Kuster gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Gabriel Maioli knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gabriel Maioli trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Markus Kuster question follows Paralimni around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Kuster’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

98 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Spyros Risvanis out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Spyros Risvanis, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Markus Kuster was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Michalis Charalabous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michalis Charalabous, and the manager let it.

Market

The Iván Calligaris conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Doxa will make the call about Iván Calligaris this week. Paralimni have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Markus Kuster knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Paralimni know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

97 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Paralimni

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Paralimni is running low.

Squad

Miro Soldo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Paralimni know it.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giannis Kalanidis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Markus Kuster loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Markus Kuster. Paralimni will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Market

Demir Imeri linked with a move away

The name of Demir Imeri keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Paralimni say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

95 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Maioli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

The season belongs to Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Paralimni have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Markus Kuster in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief