David Nemeth

Central Defender - St. Pauli
25 Jul 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for David Nemeth

193 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

St. Pauli are in real trouble now

Position 16, 29 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Nowhere to hide for St. Pauli

0‑3 against FC Augsburg, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taichi Hara

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Jordan Lotomba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Pauli is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

At 21, Jeremiah Debrah is already the best thing here

An average of 7.09 in a first team he is several years too young for. St. Pauli have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

David Nemeth is carrying St. Pauli

12 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

Back issues
191 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Martijn Kaars is carrying St. Pauli

12 goals and a season average of 7.58. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Only the photograph left for Julien Lomboto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Julien Lomboto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

RB Leipzig take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nediljko Labrović

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nediljko Labrović knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

One of those days for Erik Ahlstrand

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.64, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

David Nemeth in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yannick Gerhardt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

190 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tiago Pereira Cardoso: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David Nemeth is carrying St. Pauli

11 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Borussia Mönchengladbach

1‑2 to Borussia Mönchengladbach, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Maximiliano Gómez

Marked 8.21 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Taichi Hara keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

186 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Nemeth is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Werder Bremen

1‑2 to Werder Bremen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

David Nemeth in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Erik Ahlstrand

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Nediljko Labrović

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

181 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jordan Lotomba hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Jeremiah Debrah is already the best thing here

An average of 7.08 in a first team he is several years too young for. St. Pauli have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Martijn Kaars is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.51 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Eintracht Frankfurt

2‑3 to Eintracht Frankfurt, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Taichi Hara in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

180 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jackson Irvine: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The season belongs to David Nemeth

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and St. Pauli have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against Köln

Köln left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 8.89 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The one thing Mathias Pereira Lage could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Gómez keeps on missing

Shots: 13, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

Maximiliano Gómez linked with a move away

The name of Maximiliano Gómez keeps appearing in other people's back pages. St. Pauli say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Player ratings The one thing Taichi Hara could not do
  • Boardroom The St. Pauli production line keeps running
179 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nediljko Labrović keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

St. Pauli get the job done against SC Freiburg

A 3‑1 win over SC Freiburg, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Pereira Lage

Marked 9.21 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Taichi Hara is carrying St. Pauli

9 goals and a season average of 7.39. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Taichi Hara in the eights

A performance of 9.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordan Lotomba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordan Lotomba, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

David Nemeth in the eights

A performance of 8.72 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Nediljko Labrović

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

175 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Mathias Pereira Lage wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at St. Pauli hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Maximiliano Gómez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Maximiliano Gómez and St. Pauli agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 9.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nediljko Labrović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David Nemeth

8 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

St. Pauli and TSG Hoffenheim take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

174 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against RB Leipzig

RB Leipzig left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Jordan Lotomba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martijn Kaars

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

David Nemeth in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

David Nemeth is carrying St. Pauli

7 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Nediljko Labrović lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

173 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

At 20, Jeremiah Debrah is already the best thing here

An average of 7.02 in a first team he is several years too young for. St. Pauli have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taichi Hara

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jackson Irvine

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

David Nemeth is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

172 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nediljko Labrović wants more than St. Pauli are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Nemeth stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Nemeth and St. Pauli agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Bayern Munich

0‑2 to Bayern Munich, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Taichi Hara

7 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Nediljko Labrović

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The one thing Maximiliano Gómez could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

171 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Santiago Rodríguez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jackson Irvine wants more than St. Pauli are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nediljko Labrović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Nemeth

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Gómez in the eights

A performance of 8.14 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

St. Pauli share the spoils with Mainz 05

A 3‑3 draw with Mainz 05 leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nediljko Labrović

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nediljko Labrović knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

170 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

David Nemeth sends St. Pauli past Bayer Leverkusen

It finished 2‑1, and it was David Nemeth’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Pauli.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.97 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Taichi Hara

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Erik Ahlstrand's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and St. Pauli will not try tonight.

Squad

No hiding place for Yannick Gerhardt

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yannick Gerhardt, and the manager let it.

Squad

Mathias Pereira Lage is carrying St. Pauli

2 goals and a season average of 7.23. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

The Joel Chima Fujita talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. St. Pauli know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

168 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Joel Chima Fujita

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 33 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

David Nemeth shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martijn Kaars

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Taichi Hara

Marked 8.71 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

St. Pauli find a way past VfL Wolfsburg

VfL Wolfsburg made St. Pauli work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manolis Saliakas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Taichi Hara is carrying St. Pauli

7 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Rrok Toma stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rrok Toma and St. Pauli agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

166 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

St. Pauli out of the cup

FC Augsburg ended it 3‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

No mercy from St. Pauli

Heidenheim will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. St. Pauli were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Ben Voll is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Ben Voll: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

Taichi Hara says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

David Nemeth shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Whatever happens, St. Pauli do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Joel Chima Fujita

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Taichi Hara

Marked 9.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

165 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nediljko Labrović keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ahmed Azaouagh has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Still nobody has beaten St. Pauli

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Joshua Wilbrenninck-van Cuilenborg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joshua Wilbrenninck-van Cuilenborg commits to St. Pauli for another 5 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Ben Voll

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ben Voll, and the manager let it.

Match

David Nemeth rescues a point for St. Pauli

It needed David Nemeth to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Borussia Dortmund, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Gómez leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

162 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiago Pereira Cardoso

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Joel Chima Fujita shuts the door

Defensive actions: 31, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mathias Pereira Lage wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at St. Pauli hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yannick Gerhardt signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yannick Gerhardt and St. Pauli agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Tomoya Ando

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Santiago Rodríguez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Pauli know it.

In brief

159 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jordan Lotomba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jordan Lotomba keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

St. Pauli say no — this time

The offer from Union Berlin for David Nemeth was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Nediljko Labrović wants more than St. Pauli are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Taichi Hara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Taichi Hara, and the manager let it.

In brief

151 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

St. Pauli give the job to Niklas Wolff

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

Jeremiah Debrah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

SC Freiburg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and St. Pauli did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

142 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiago Pereira Cardoso

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Badredine Bouanani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Badredine Bouanani, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

David Nemeth in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mathias Pereira Lage

5 goals and a season average of 7.44 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Manolis Saliakas

Marked 3.21, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Match

St. Pauli and VfB Stuttgart take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Badredine Bouanani's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and St. Pauli will not try tonight.

Market

Joel Chima Fujita linked with a move away

The name of Joel Chima Fujita keeps appearing in other people's back pages. St. Pauli say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

141 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 9 of the 45 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tiago Pereira Cardoso says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Badredine Bouanani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against FC Augsburg

FC Augsburg left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Joel Chima Fujita

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joel Chima Fujita, and the manager let it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Tomoya Ando

10 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Erik Ahlstrand

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

139 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tomoya Ando in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

St. Pauli find a way past RB Leipzig

RB Leipzig made St. Pauli work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martijn Kaars

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.21, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Jackson Irvine gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Gómez in the eights

A performance of 8.51 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Nemeth

Marked 8.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Erik Ahlstrand

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Badredine Bouanani

6 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

135 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Abdoulie Ceesay keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Badredine Bouanani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Bayer Leverkusen

1‑2 to Bayer Leverkusen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jackson Irvine gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Nemeth

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Tomoya Ando is carrying St. Pauli

9 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

The one thing Maximiliano Gómez could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

133 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nediljko Labrović keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Santiago Rodríguez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Nediljko Labrović wants more than St. Pauli are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Nemeth

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Joshua Wilbrenninck-van Cuilenborg stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joshua Wilbrenninck-van Cuilenborg and St. Pauli agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

St. Pauli share the spoils with VfL Wolfsburg

A 2‑2 draw with VfL Wolfsburg leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

118 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Tomoya Ando was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.14, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

St. Pauli see off Bayer Leverkusen

Three points for St. Pauli, 2‑1 the final word against Bayer Leverkusen in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

St. Pauli lose David Nemeth

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 8.73 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Erik Ahlstrand in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Santiago Rodríguez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Pauli know it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manolis Saliakas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The one thing Maximiliano Gómez could not do

Shots: 13, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

114 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

St. Pauli out of the cup

FC Augsburg ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

Maximiliano Gómez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Maximiliano Gómez and St. Pauli agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Badredine Bouanani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

St. Pauli get the job done against Heidenheim

A 5‑3 win over Heidenheim, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taichi Hara

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Erik Ahlstrand in the eights

A performance of 9.67 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

St. Pauli count the cost of losing David Nemeth

68 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 9.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Badredine Bouanani

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

110 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tomoya Ando says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nediljko Labrović

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Mathias Pereira Lage wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at St. Pauli hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Badredine Bouanani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David Nemeth out for 96 days

The medical room confirms 96 days on the sidelines for David Nemeth, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Samuel Klein attracts admirers

The name of Samuel Klein has come up in conversations St. Pauli were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martijn Kaars

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Arkadiusz Pyrka

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Gómez keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief