Noah Bitsche

Defensive Midfielder - Cukaricki
21 Aug 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Noah Bitsche

93 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aleksandar Đermanović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Miloš Mladenović has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Milan Pavkov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Milan Pavkov and Cukaricki agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Uroš Miladinović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Srđan Mijailović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Uroš Miladinović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Uroš Miladinović, and the manager let it.

Market

Cukaricki and Uroš Nikolić are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Home is on Noah Bitsche's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Cukaricki are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Jovan Trač has seen enough of PAS Giannina

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Cukaricki, and 1 appearances in 17 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

Back issues
92 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lazar Mijović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Uroš Miladinović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kelland Watts falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Noah Bitsche pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

The dugout

Veljko Radosavljević gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Leart Paçarada knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Leart Paçarada trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Marko Lekić linked with a move away

The name of Marko Lekić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cukaricki say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Žarko Bogdanović has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Loan watch

Matija Marsenić would sign for Trayal Kruševac tomorrow

“Nobody here treats me like a loan player, and that is worth more than people think.” 30 appearances and 1 goals, and a summer that will decide it.

In brief

90 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ismaël Maïga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ismaël Maïga has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Marko Lekić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Milan Gajić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aboubacar Cissé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aboubacar Cissé, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Maksim Kličković’s exile

8 goals in 30 games at Zeleznicar Pancevo — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Cukaricki updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

The dugout

When it matters, Vasilije Novičić plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Đorđe Nikolić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Leart Paçarada has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Cukaricki that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

85 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aleksandar Đermanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miloš Mladenović

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miloš Mladenović will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Uroš Miladinović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Milan Gajić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Cukaricki agree a free transfer for Stefan Tomović

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Leart Paçarada

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

11 new faces, and Cukaricki are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Loan watch

Jovan Trač counts the days

“I watch every Cukaricki game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at PAS Giannina runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Noah Bitsche stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Noah Bitsche and Cukaricki agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

44 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at FAC Wien

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ollie O'Neill was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at FAC Wien

Lan Piskule and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Luuk Vogels stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luuk Vogels and FAC Wien agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Noah Bitsche

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Owen Lunt knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Owen Lunt trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Luka Marić has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Luka Marić has written the date down.

In brief

37 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Alex Sobczyk says FAC Wien went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at FAC Wien

Niko Galešić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ollie O'Neill falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

FAC Wien lose Noah Bitsche

26 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Loan watch

Tomislav Glavan wants to come home

“I did not go to Karlovac 1919 to sit and watch. I want to come back to FAC Wien and fight for my place.” 10 appearances in 34 matches say the rest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lukas Gabbichler

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Owen Lunt asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Luka Marić has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Luka Marić has written the date down.

Market

The Lan Piskule question follows FAC Wien around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Lan Piskule’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

33 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Real improvement from Owen Lunt at FAC Wien

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Owen Lunt is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at FAC Wien

Niko Galešić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

FAC Wien lose Noah Bitsche

56 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ollie O'Neill

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at FAC Wien training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Owen Lunt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Tomislav Glavan counts the days

“I watch every FAC Wien game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Karlovac 1919 runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

30 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Still nobody has beaten FAC Wien

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

The wait goes on for FAC Wien

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marco Tilio

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at FAC Wien

Ollie O'Neill was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Jonas Krumrey gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at FAC Wien training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Owen Lunt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

FAC Wien rescue it on 92 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 92. Stripfing had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Luka Marić

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Luka Marić.

Market

Noah Bitsche is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at FAC Wien has been clear about where Noah Bitsche stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

29 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Whatever happens, FAC Wien do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at FAC Wien

Andrej Bačanin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at FAC Wien

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Niko Galešić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Rapid Wien tell FAC Wien: Kenan Muharemović is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Andrej Bačanin

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Anteo Fetahu

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

7 new faces, and FAC Wien are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Andrej Bačanin takes the honours

Marked 7.26 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, FAC Wien had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Bitsche

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Bitsche, and the manager let it.

In brief

25 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah Bitsche asks to leave FAC Wien

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Senol Hasanoski keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” FAC Wien may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Modou Kéba Cissé will not be coming to FAC Wien

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at LASK is saying, and nobody at FAC Wien is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Ollie O'Neill in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FAC Wien this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Universitatea Craiova watching Moritz Neumann

The interest is real enough to have reached print. FAC Wien have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

3 matches without a goal for FAC Wien

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Ludogorets tell FAC Wien: Erick Marcus is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Belmin Beganović

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Niko Galešić is in the works

FAC Wien have made the call to Dinamo Zagreb. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

14 Edition

The FAC Wien Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

FAC Wien bow out of the cup

Red Bull Salzburg go through and FAC Wien go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The dugout

Marco Tilio: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FAC Wien have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Andrej Bačanin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FAC Wien this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at FAC Wien

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ollie O'Neill was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Marco Tilio was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Talks stall between FAC Wien and Luka Marić

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Julian Roider named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Julian Roider is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Thomas Alaba on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Tobias Lerchbacher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief