Joelson

Striker - OB
16 Jan 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Joelson

19 Edition

The OB Post

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fiete Arp

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jakob Bonde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” OB may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Joelson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what OB can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at OB

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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A defender's afternoon for Adam Sørensen

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

OB see off Hobro

Three points for OB, 1‑0 the final word against Hobro in a contest settled by the finer margins.

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A masterclass from Milan Vidakov

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

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Ismahila Ouédraogo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Ricardinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
18 Edition

The OB Post

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tobías Donsanti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at OB, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Joelson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” OB have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at OB this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

FC Nordsjaelland take the points off OB

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

171% of the income goes out in wages at OB

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Viljar Myhra gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Tobías Donsanti

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Tobías Donsanti.

Player ratings

Alan Medina runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Viljar Myhra question follows OB around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Viljar Myhra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

11 Edition

The OB Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Fiete Arp runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 48. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Adam Sørensen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 34 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Ismahila Ouédraogo asks to leave OB

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Rasmus Falk shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Theo Sander keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” OB may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for OB

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at OB

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ismahila Ouédraogo

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

OB count the cost of losing Lasse Legolas

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

10 Edition

The OB Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Fiete Arp runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Adam Sørensen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 31 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Joelson asks to leave OB

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for OB

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at OB this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Alan Medina's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; OB are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Rasmus Falk

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Boardroom

Wages eat 246% of everything OB earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Ricardinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

2 Edition

The OB Post

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fiete Arp

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Fiete Arp signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fiete Arp commits to OB for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at OB

Fiete Arp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Viljar Myhra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jona Niemiec in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

OB and Viljar Myhra are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Jona Niemiec rescues a point for OB

It needed Jona Niemiec to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Randers, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Rasmus Falk knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at OB, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

24 months and counting on Jakob Bonde

Still no offer on the table, and Jakob Bonde’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

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