Vander

Left Midfielder - Retired
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Vander

43 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Vander out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Milton Keynes Dons will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Pablo Rossi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
42 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vander breaks a bone — 70 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 70 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Abdukodir Khusanov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

41 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vander breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Dan Crowley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Vander keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

40 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Vander out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Milton Keynes Dons will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Abdukodir Khusanov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins in the eights

A performance of 8.67 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Aaron Collins sends Milton Keynes Dons past Bristol City

It finished 1‑0, and it was Aaron Collins’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Milton Keynes Dons.

Squad

Callum Paterson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

James Wright was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Kane Wilson

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Shumaira Mheuka keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Rhys Williams

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 11 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

39 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 18, 26 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Vander out for 94 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Milton Keynes Dons will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Milton Keynes Dons training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdukodir Khusanov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ben Wiles’s goal not enough for Milton Keynes Dons

Ben Wiles scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Charlton Athletic, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Charlie Setford

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Setford, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Shumaira Mheuka

8 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy could not find anything

5.69. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

38 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vander breaks a bone — 101 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 101 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Abdukodir Khusanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Milton Keynes Dons training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julio Soler is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Aaron Collins gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons share the spoils with Fulham

A 1‑1 draw with Fulham leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

37 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vander breaks a bone — 108 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 108 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑3 to Hull City, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

18th and falling: the mood at Milton Keynes Dons has gone

25 points and a position everybody in the ground can do the arithmetic on. The songs have stopped being about the team and started being about surviving, which is a different noise entirely.

Market

Only the photograph left for Dan Crowley

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Dan Crowley will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Abdukodir Khusanov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Julio Soler

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

36 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Vander out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Milton Keynes Dons will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

7 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Charlie Setford

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Real improvement from James Wright at Milton Keynes Dons

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. James Wright is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Leeds United

0‑1 to Leeds United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Aaron Collins — 6.49

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 6.49, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Player ratings

Callum Paterson could not find anything

5.61. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Shumaira Mheuka

A mark of 5.65 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

31 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Abdukodir Khusanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Julio Soler falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bolton Wanderers take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Charlie Setford gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

No place for Vander on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Pablo Rossi never got going

5.47 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

30 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Milton Keynes Dons training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdukodir Khusanov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Abdukodir Khusanov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Cardiff City

Cardiff City left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Alex Gilbey is still paying for one afternoon at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Dan Crowley

A mark of 5.49 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

28 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Shumaira Mheuka's — 8.45

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.45, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Words at Milton Keynes Dons training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdukodir Khusanov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons see off Huddersfield Town

Three points for Milton Keynes Dons, 2‑1 the final word against Huddersfield Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

Milton Keynes Dons supporters have found a favourite in Shumaira Mheuka

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Shumaira Mheuka has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Gethin Jones in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dan Crowley

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Julio Soler

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Julio Soler has come out of that comparison in the side, and Milton Keynes Dons have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Player ratings

An afternoon Kane Wilson will want back

Marked 4.73. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vander

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief