Elton

Defensive Midfielder - Retired
11 Feb 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Elton

93 Edition

The Parma Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

8 unbeaten for Parma

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Parma did not have in the autumn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Elton

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elton will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Emanuele Valeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The run at home goes on for Parma

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Juan Pablo Domínguez

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ramiro Carrera signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ramiro Carrera commits to Parma for another 2 years.

Squad

Hans Nicolussi Caviglia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Parma find a way past Palermo

Palermo made Parma work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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92 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 36. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Parma tear Mantova apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Mantova, and it could have been more.

Market

Mariano Troilo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Jonathan Asp-Jensen's — 8.13

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.13, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Parma

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Parma is running low.

Squad

Elton: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

João Denoni is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Alessandro Circati wants more than Parma are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Emanuele Valeri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Match Whatever happens, Parma do not lose
  • Squad Words at Parma training over how hard people work
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Pontus Almqvist
89 Edition

The Parma Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Jonathan Asp-Jensen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Only the photograph left for Elton

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elton will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Emanuele Valeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hans Nicolussi Caviglia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody wins at Parma

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Parma find a way past Cesena

Cesena made Parma work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jacob Ondrejka

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Juan Pablo Domínguez is still paying for one afternoon at Parma

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Loan watch

Daniel Mikołajewski counts the days

“I watch every Parma game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Novara runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

85 Edition

The Parma Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Owen Kouassi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 48. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Elton is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Elton has agreed to leave Parma for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Emanuele Valeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pontus Almqvist falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Parma agree a free transfer for Federico Casarini

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

The goals have deserted Parma

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Parma can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Oliver Sørensen raises the bar for Parma

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Parma heard it as anything else.

Match

Parma come up short against Spezia

Spezia left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

66 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jacob Ondrejka

Successful dribbles: 57. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Elton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Adrian Benedyczak stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Adrian Benedyczak and Parma agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Enrico Delprato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody wins at Parma

9 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

No hiding place for Mandela Keita

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mandela Keita, and the manager let it.

Match

Parma share the spoils with Spezia

A 1‑1 draw with Spezia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Edoardo Corvi question follows Parma around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Edoardo Corvi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

55 Edition

The Parma Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Parma spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rachid Kouda

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Parma say no — this time

The offer from Leixões for Nesta Elphege was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Jonathan Asp-Jensen is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Enrico Delprato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$633.3K lands at Parma thanks to Sascha Britschgi

A clause somebody insisted on years ago, in a negotiation nobody remembers, has just paid Parma $633.3K. Sascha Britschgi left a long time ago; the paperwork stayed.

Market

The Edoardo Corvi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Still no ink between Parma and Anthony Partipilo

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Parma, another week without a signature from Anthony Partipilo.

In brief

42 Edition

The Parma Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Antonio D'Angelo

Parma interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Antonio D'Angelo keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Market

Lautaro Valenti hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Enrico Delprato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Elton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mateo Pellegrino is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Mateo Pellegrino is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

Squad

Mariano Troilo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

35 Edition

The Parma Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Parma

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Edoardo Corvi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Pablo Domínguez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sassuolo take the points off Parma

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Juan Pablo Domínguez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Elton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A promise honoured for Juan Pablo Domínguez

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Parma told Juan Pablo Domínguez something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief