Caleb

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Gandzasar
2 Dec 2026
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Caleb

14 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Gandzasar

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and João Nóbrega was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Annan Mensah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gandzasar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Luca Meirelles gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Luca Meirelles is on it.

Market

Talks stall between Gandzasar and Caleb

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The Mariano Ahouangbo question follows Gandzasar around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Mariano Ahouangbo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Caleb asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

Back issues
13 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

João Nóbrega signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” João Nóbrega and Gandzasar agree another 4 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Gandzasar

João Nóbrega and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Annan Mensah falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Gandzasar

19 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Market

The João Nóbrega story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until João Nóbrega signs something — a contract at Gandzasar or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Hagai Katoh has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Gandzasar will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

  • The dugout Caleb asks for a word with the manager
  • The dugout The manager comes out for Bertrand Mani
12 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The step up is real for Mher Kankanyan

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

The decline has begun for Caleb

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Gandzasar is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Words at Gandzasar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Annan Mensah is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

7 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Gabriel Yeghiazaryan due for a Gandzasar medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Luca Meirelles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Gandzasar rebuffed over Aleksandr Aleksanyan

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ararat have kept their man, and Gandzasar go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at Gandzasar

Pablo Diogo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gandzasar are still strangers to each other

16 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Caleb gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Pablo Diogo needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Gandzasar know which stage they are at.

Market

Talks stall between Gandzasar and Caleb

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Rafael Nadal linked with a move away

The name of Rafael Nadal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Gandzasar say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

6 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 23 signed and 1 gone

That is the business done at Gandzasar until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gandzasar

João Nóbrega and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Gandzasar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luca Meirelles is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Gandzasar rebuffed over Yomar Rocha

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Akron have kept their man, and Gandzasar go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Pablo Diogo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Pablo Diogo and Gandzasar agree another 3 years.

Market

Pablo Diogo already looking beyond Gandzasar

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

Squad

Artem Avanesyan slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Artem Avanesyan is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

When it matters, Luca Meirelles plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Pablo Diogo brings the grey hairs Gandzasar lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

5 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bertrand Mani hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gandzasar can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Gandzasar rebuffed over Mamady Cissé

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Atlético Mineiro have kept their man, and Gandzasar go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Mika join the queue for Leo Reis

Add another name to the list: Mika have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Leo Reis. The answer from Gandzasar has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gandzasar

Hagai Katoh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The formation has left Caleb behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Gandzasar will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

When it matters, Hagai Katoh plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

4 Edition

The Gandzasar Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for Gandzasar

2‑2 against Ararat, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Urartu come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Gandzasar did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Grigory Matevosyan decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kalifala Doumbia at 21 — 8.02

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kalifala Doumbia did not need any: 8.02, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Akorede Usman Ajibona was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Gandzasar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kalifala Doumbia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Shirak tell Gandzasar: Donald Kodia is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kalifala Doumbia

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Ararat snatch it back from Gandzasar

A goal on 87 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

In brief

1 Edition

The Atlético CP Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rodrigo Basso signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rodrigo Basso and Atlético CP agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Atlético CP

Catarino Pascoal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Kevin Pérez is in the works

Atlético CP have made the call to Junior. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Pedro Balotelli is in the works

Atlético CP have made the call to Novorizontino. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Nobody at Atlético CP has picked up the phone to Caio Santana

49 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

The dugout

Catarino Pascoal knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Atlético CP, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Délcio Fernandes leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Délcio Fernandes leaves Atlético CP the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Caleb leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Caleb leaves Atlético CP the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Renato Santos leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Renato Santos leaves Atlético CP the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief