Pachu

Striker - Kapaz
6 Nov 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Pachu

63 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Olawale Onanuga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rauf Hüseynli is still paying for one afternoon at Kapaz

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Pachu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Pachu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehtiram Şahverdiyev is on it.

Looking ahead

Rauf Hüseynli goes back to face Qarabag

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Rauf Hüseynli’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Kapaz needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

Back issues
62 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Marquinhos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aldo Teqja

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aldo Teqja, and the manager let it.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Karvan

Karvan left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Olawale Onanuga wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Kapaz can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Marquinhos is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kapaz has been clear about where Marquinhos stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

60 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cup progress for Kapaz

A 1‑0 win over DIFAI Agsu, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

Kapaz leave it late against Sumgayit

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 89th, and Sumgayit spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Market

Luiz Fernando hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Aldo Teqja keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev delivers — 7.74

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Umarali Rahmonaliyev scored, was marked 7.74, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Olawale Onanuga is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Umarali Rahmonaliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

59 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Kapaz board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Olawale Onanuga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Camargo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Treze have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Sabah

Sabah left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The formation has left Pablo Oliveira behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Kapaz will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Kapaz

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

50 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 11 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Yusif İmanov attracts admirers

The name of Yusif İmanov has come up in conversations Kapaz were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Lautaro Napolitano

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Iquique have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Caique Gomes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Aydın Bayramov

Zira have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Talks stall between Kapaz and David Schloffer

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

47 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Kapaz say no — this time

The offer from Karvan for Pachu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Yusif İmanov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Taofeek Ismaheel rejects the move

Kapaz had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Qarabag, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

No deal for Álex Serrano at that price

Kapaz offered $330.0K; Turan Tovuz said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Artur Garibyan

Kapaz asked and Rodina said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Umarali Rahmonaliyev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

44 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Umarali Rahmonaliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Camargo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

A loan that did nothing for Dongo Cresus

1 appearances and 0 goals is not a season away, it is a year lost. He is back at Kapaz no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their fault.

The dugout

Luiz Fernando knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Pachu linked with a move away

The name of Pachu keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kapaz say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Arzu Atakişiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Arzu Atakişiyev is on it.

The dugout

A door opens for Marquinhos

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

The shop window has Dongo Cresus in it

Kapaz have let the market know Dongo Cresus can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

40 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Umarali Rahmonaliyev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Camargo wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Kapaz can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Dragoljub Savić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dragoljub Savić is on it.

The dugout

Umarali Rahmonaliyev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Pachu linked with a move away

The name of Pachu keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kapaz say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

37 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Luiz Fernando wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Kapaz can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Samuel Bastos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Luiz Fernando knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Luiz Fernando trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Elcan Əbilov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

36 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Umarali Rahmonaliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Kapaz and Rodrigo Antunes are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 85% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Dragoljub Savić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Rodrigo Antunes knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Kapaz have started building around Fərid Nəbiyev

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

Market

The Pachu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pachu signs something — a contract at Kapaz or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Nerves in the Kapaz squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

In brief

32 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luiz Fernando hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Marquinhos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marquinhos and Kapaz agree another 3 years.

Squad

Marquinhos wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Kapaz and Rodrigo Antunes are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Dragoljub Savić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dragoljub Savić is on it.

The dugout

Arzu Atakişiyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

31 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Kapaz board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Olawale Onanuga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pachu wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Kapaz can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Umarali Rahmonaliyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Dongo Cresus wants to come home

“I did not go to Imishli to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Luiz Fernando asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Elcan Əbilov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Elcan Əbilov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Olawale Onanuga gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Olawale Onanuga is on it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luiz Fernando asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Luiz Fernando wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Bastos gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Samuel Bastos has just signed for Kapaz, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iztok Drašler Raišp

Kapaz asked and Dugopolje said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodrigo Antunes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Antunes, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Dragoljub Savić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

22 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 10, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

Caique Gomes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Marquinhos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Sumgayit

Sumgayit left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pachu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pachu, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 133% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

21 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Elcan Əbilov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marquinhos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Luiz Fernando gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Sabah

Sabah left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Namig Huseynov after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Rauf Hüseynli is still paying for one afternoon at Kapaz

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

An afternoon Rauf Hüseynli will want back

Marked 4.60. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Rövlan Muradov

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Sumgayit in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

Pachu linked with a move away

The name of Pachu keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kapaz say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

16 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Dongo Cresus: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marquinhos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for David Schloffer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Schloffer, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kapaz keep their word to Dragoljub Savić

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Luiz Fernando knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A Kapaz teenager takes the young player award

Pedro Cobra is 20, and for one weekend he was the best of everybody his age in the division. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

In brief

14 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz sink to position 10

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Diogo Verdasca and Kapaz agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marquinhos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Yusif İmanov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 126% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Mate Abuladze takes the honours

Marked 7.41 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Kapaz had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Sadiq Şəfiyev

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Sadiq Şəfiyev has come out of that comparison in the side, and Kapaz have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

Dragoljub Savić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Namig Huseynov after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

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Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro Cobra

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Caique Gomes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marquinhos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Pedro Cobra

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Karvan

Karvan made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Namig Huseynov kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Squad

A Kapaz teenager takes the young player award

Pedro Cobra is 20, and for one weekend he was the best of everybody his age in the division. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

The dugout

Marquinhos does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

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Player ratings

Diogo Verdasca pops up at the right end — 7.46

7.46, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marquinhos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mahamadou Ba

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Victor Stînă was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.04. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Kapaz rescue it on 96 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 96. Sumgayit had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Kapaz share the spoils with Sumgayit

A 3‑3 draw with Sumgayit leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Namig Huseynov after the 3‑3 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Pedro Cobra asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The first one for Victor Stînă

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Kapaz have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

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Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Sadiq Şəfiyev at 20 — 7.70

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Sadiq Şəfiyev did not need any: 7.70, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marquinhos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Samuel Lobato

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Qarabag have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pedro Cobra

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro Cobra, and the manager let it.

Match

Kapaz share the spoils with Sabah

A 1‑1 draw with Sabah leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Namig Huseynov on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Rodrigo Antunes asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev is the weekend's best young player

At 20 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

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Match

Kapaz march on in the cup

Shafa are out and Kapaz go through, 2‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev scores twice — 8.78

Two goals and a mark of 8.78 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Pedro Cobra stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

Romarinho turns down Kapaz

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Marquinhos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Dragoljub Savić

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Neftchi have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

Kapaz supporters have found a favourite in Sadiq Şəfiyev

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Sadiq Şəfiyev has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rauf Hüseynli

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for David Schloffer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Schloffer, and the manager let it.

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Squad

A career in one shirt: Əli Səmədov

10 seasons and 169 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Diogo Verdasca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Zira tell Kapaz: Rövlan Muradov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Jabrayil join the queue for Ümid Səmədov

Add another name to the list: Jabrayil have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ümid Səmədov. The answer from Kapaz has not changed — yet.

Market

The clock runs on Pachu's contract

36 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

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