Pachu

Striker - Kapaz
21 Nov 2026
Saturday
Process
16 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kapaz find a way past Neftchi

Neftchi made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 1-0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No place for Kenan Dervišagić on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Kapaz pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
15 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Kenan Dervišagić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

AZAL take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

9 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Pachu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kapaz and Qarabag take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

8 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

César Carrizo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kapaz and Inter cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Inter came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

6 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ándrés González

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Ümid Səmədov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Wages eat 580% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Elguja Grigalashvili gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

César Carrizo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The armband comes off Pachu

Kapaz will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

  • Market Kapaz bring in an old head
  • Match Kapaz and AZAL cancel each other out
  • Market Kapaz and Elgün Bayramov are talking past each other
  • Market The window shut and Pachu is still in the building
4 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Olawale Onanuga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Kapaz get the job done against Khazar

A 1-0 win over Khazar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Şakir Seyidov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Kapaz put Pachu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Pachu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Umut Dilek is off the mark for Kapaz

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

The Dejan Vokić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

3 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pachu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Gabala take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Talks stall between Kapaz and Alen Kurtalić

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Kapaz sign Kamran Sadygov, one for the future

Kamran Sadygov is 16, and Kapaz have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Kapaz on Eddy Guseynov

He is 16, and nobody at Kapaz signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Sadiq Şəfiyev

Every debut is a small story about the future: Sadiq Şəfiyev, 20 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

In brief

1 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 3 years.

Market

Kapaz and Kenan Dervišagić are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Nobody at Kapaz has picked up the phone to Pachu

36 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Market

Olawale Onanuga is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kapaz has been clear about where Olawale Onanuga stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Experience through the door at Kapaz

Elguja Grigalashvili arrives at 36 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Squad

Pachu takes the armband

It is a strip of cloth and it decides nothing on a Saturday. It still tells the dressing room exactly whose opinion the manager values, which is the whole point of it.

In brief