João Celeri

Striker - Guarani
22 May 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for João Celeri

94 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mirandinha

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarani lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Guilherme Cachoeira runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Lucca keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Guarani may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Lucão is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Guarani is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Guarani

Lucas Barbosa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

João Celeri the difference as Guarani beat Ypiranga

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: João Celeri. 1‑0 against Ypiranga, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Guarani count the cost of losing Vitor Viana

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

João Celeri takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Guarani had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

Back issues
93 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mirandinha damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Lucas Barbosa wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Rafael Donato signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rafael Donato and Guarani agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Isaque and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Guilherme Parede falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

São Bernardo take the points off Guarani

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Guilherme Parede gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marcos Paulo

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Guilherme Cachoeira is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Guarani has been clear about where Guilherme Cachoeira stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

92 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Mirandinha out for 138 days

138 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Guarani lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

João Celeri: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Guarani have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

6 saves: Caíque França was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Only the photograph left for Herbert

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Herbert will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Guarani the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Whatever happens, Guarani do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Isaque was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Guilherme Parede was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Guarani supporters have found a favourite in Lucas Stefanello

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Lucas Stefanello has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Guarani get the job done against Maringá

A 2‑0 win over Maringá, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

88 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Willian Farias damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Guarani

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Only the photograph left for Herbert

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Herbert will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Guarani the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for João Celeri

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Guarani will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Isaque was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nathan Melo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Celeri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Celeri, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Igor Pereira gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Igor Pereira is on it.

Market

Vinícius Yuji told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Vinícius Yuji has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Guarani.

In brief

85 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Willian Farias

73 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarani lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Isaque and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jonathan Costa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Guarani are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Loan watch

Hyan wants to come home

“I did not go to América de Natal to sit and watch. I want to come back to Guarani and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Market

Talks stall between Guarani and Willian Farias

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Rafael Donato asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Isaque question follows Guarani around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Isaque’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

  • The dugout Renan Castro has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The manager makes João Celeri a promise
  • Boardroom The Guarani academy earns its keep
75 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The season belongs to Isaque

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Guarani have had the benefit of it.

Market

Renan Castro has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Guarani they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Lucas Barbosa wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Lucas Barbosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Guilherme Parede was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Guarani rebuffed over Luizão

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Corinthians have kept their man, and Guarani go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

João Celeri returns a better player

18 games and 6 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

Squad

André Luís slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. André Luís is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Market

Talks stall between Guarani and André Luís

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

74 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kewen agrees terms with Humaitá

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Guarani people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Dalberson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Guarani can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lucão

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lucão will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Guarani the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Loan watch

Hyan’s loan is measured in nothing happening

17 clean sheets from 19 appearances at Tuna Luso. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Lucca and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

André Luís gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Isaque is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Guarani has been clear about where Isaque stands, which is more than many ever get.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Baranhas is in the works

Guarani have made the call to CSA. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

68 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lucas Martins has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Guarani they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lucca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarani this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jonathan Costa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Caíque França linked with a move away

The name of Caíque França keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Guarani say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Carlos Abeldaño remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Guarani would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from João Celeri’s exile

6 goals in 18 games at Dinamo Batumi — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Guarani updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

The dugout

Renan Castro has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Guarani will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes Marcos Vinicius a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Guarani. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

67 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

84 days out for Jorginho after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Dinamo Batumi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dinamo Batumi

Revaz Chiteishvili and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Dinamo Batumi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and João Gabriel was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Paulo Vitor has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Dinamo Batumi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

João Celeri still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Dinamo Batumi would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Match

Dinamo Batumi in the hunt for Europe

Position 4, 27 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

The dugout

A door opens for Luka Lakvekheliani

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Guram Japaridze knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Dinamo Batumi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Giorgi Tsetskhladze question follows Dinamo Batumi around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Giorgi Tsetskhladze’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

63 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Renan Castro has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Guarani they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Isaque was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rafael Donato

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Hyan has seen enough of Tuna Luso

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Guarani, and 13 appearances in 42 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Nathan Melo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nathan Melo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Loan watch

8 clean sheets on loan for Emerson Júnior

16 appearances at Operário-MS and the goals have stopped going in. Guarani lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Marcos Vinicius

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Volta Redonda in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

The Caíque França talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Guarani know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

58 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Agustín Lara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Guarani, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Lucão is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Guarani is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Guarani

Rafael Donato and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rafael Donato

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Hyan counts the days

“I watch every Guarani game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Tuna Luso runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Randerson

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Guarani told Randerson something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Emerson Barbosa moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Guarani than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

The dugout

Willian Farias asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

50 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ewerton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dinamo Batumi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Full time on the season at Dinamo Batumi

Position 4 on 27 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Guram Japaridze has said yes to Lokomotivi

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Dinamo Batumi have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Igdir FK come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Dinamo Batumi did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Pedrinho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

The wait goes on for Dinamo Batumi

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi baulk at the price for Giorgi Kveladze

Samtredia wanted more than $460.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Batumi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ilya Gubarevich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Batumi

Jorginho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

45 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Viktor Bliznichenko

Successful dribbles: 49. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Dinamo Batumi march on in the cup

Lokomotivi are out and Dinamo Batumi go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Dila come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Dinamo Batumi did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

$340.0K settles it between the clubs for Giorgi Gvasalia

Dinamo Tbilisi have accepted the money. What Dinamo Batumi do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Dachi Abuselidze asks to leave Dinamo Batumi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Dinamo Batumi may not be able to give Paulo Vitor what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Paulo Vitor wants continental football; whether Dinamo Batumi can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Transfer targets

No deal for Julen Cordero at that price

Dinamo Batumi offered $690.0K; Samtredia said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Ewerton wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Dinamo Batumi know it.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi bid $210.0K for Emmanuel Boansi

The offer went to Dila this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

In brief

44 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Pedrinho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Wandson asks to leave Dinamo Batumi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Dinamo Batumi

Mamuka Kobakhidze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

Dinamo Batumi supporters have found a favourite in Luka Tsulukidze

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Luka Tsulukidze has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

João Celeri sends Dinamo Batumi past Sioni

It finished 2‑0, and it was João Celeri’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Dinamo Batumi.

Player ratings

Luka Tsulukidze in the eights

A performance of 8.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Nika Kalandarishvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Nika Kalandarishvili gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Lasha Gvelesiani kept it short after the 2‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

43 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Saba Tsitaishvili breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Pedrinho, 21, steals the show — 8.11

Marked 8.11 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Luka Tsulukidze

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Pedrinho

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Mamuka Kobakhidze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

João Celeri was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dmitri Mandrîcenco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitri Mandrîcenco, and the manager let it.

Match

Dinamo Batumi caught on 85 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Gagra scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

A falling-out at Dinamo Batumi

Nikoloz Baladze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

39 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Wandson asks to leave Dinamo Batumi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

23 days out for Temur Kvaratskhelia after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Dinamo Batumi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ewerton

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dinamo Batumi

Ewerton and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Sandro Altunashvili runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Batumi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mamuka Kobakhidze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Artem Mylchenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Samgurali Tskaltubo snatch it back from Dinamo Batumi

A goal on 88 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

The form table has caught Mikheil Makatsaria

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

36 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

João Celeri: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Dinamo Batumi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The step up is real for Mikheil Makatsaria

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Market

Paulo Vitor wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Home is on Ewerton's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Dinamo Batumi are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Luka Tsulukidze beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Batumi

Paulo Vitor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mamuka Kobakhidze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jorginho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Dinamo Batumi and Dinamo Tbilisi

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

28 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Wandson wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Dinamo Batumi know it.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi rebuffed over Kaique Rodrigues

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Londrina have kept their man, and Dinamo Batumi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Batumi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mamuka Kobakhidze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No place for João Celeri in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Dinamo Batumi are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Dinamo Batumi

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Paulo Vitor knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Dinamo Batumi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Pedrinho talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Dinamo Batumi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Dinamo Batumi bring in João Celeri on loan

A season-long audition: Guarani still own him, but the shirt and the minutes are Dinamo Batumi's to give. A loan is a bet both clubs believe they are winning.

Market

Old ground calling Andrii Andreichuk home

The talk of Andrii Andreichuk going back to Oleksandriya has reached the stage where nobody remembers who started it. That is usually the stage where somebody makes a phone call.

In brief

28 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

95 days out for Willian Farias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Guarani will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Guarani

Lucca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Guarani training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Willian Farias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Vinícius Yuji for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Guarani will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Loan watch

Ryuta Takahashi wants to come home

“I did not go to Brusque to sit and watch. I want to come back to Guarani and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Willian Farias knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Guarani, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dentinho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Guilherme Cachoeira has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Guarani will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Caíque França story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Caíque França signs something — a contract at Guarani or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

27 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Window shuts: 4 in, 1 out at Dinamo Batumi

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 4 arrived, 1 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

João Celeri is a medical away from Dinamo Batumi

The deal with Guarani is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Ewerton wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Dinamo Batumi know it.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi rebuffed over Gabriel Taliari

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Juventude have kept their man, and Dinamo Batumi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Batumi

Jorginho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Dinamo Batumi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mamuka Kobakhidze was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Mikheil Makatsaria has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Dinamo Batumi know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi try to borrow Nehemías Portillo

Colón have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

João Victor joins Dinamo Batumi on a free

No fee and no drama: João Victor has signed at Dinamo Batumi, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

27 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Willian Farias breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Terms done: João Celeri is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Dinamo Batumi waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Guarani is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Dentinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Guarani, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Lucca and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Guarani training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Willian Farias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Carlos Abeldaño gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Felipe Zamboni counts the days

“I watch every Guarani game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Azuriz runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Carlos Abeldaño moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Guarani than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

The dugout

Diego Torres asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

26 Edition

The Dinamo Batumi Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Yan Philippe out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dinamo Batumi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Dinamo Batumi get their man

The chase for Mikheil Makatsaria ended with $480.0K changing hands and Dinamo Tbilisi out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Transfer targets

Damac tell Dinamo Batumi: Mohammad Alsalkhadi is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dinamo Batumi

Jorginho and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Batumi try to borrow Gabriel Taliari

Juventude have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for João Celeri is in the works

Dinamo Batumi have made the call to Guarani. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

26 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Shonan Bellmare come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Guarani did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Isaque was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nathan Melo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Diego Torres

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Yan counts the days

“I watch every Guarani game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at São Luiz runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

“I want to play”: João Celeri speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

The Guilherme Maranhão talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Guarani know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Renan Castro gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Renan Castro is on it.

The dugout

Maurício Antônio knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Maurício Antônio trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

25 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Lucca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarani this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Willian Farias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Guarani

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucão

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucão, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mirandinha gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mirandinha is on it.

The dugout

João Celeri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Guarani, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

19 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Fred Conte agrees terms with Tocantinópolis

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Guarani people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Guarani say no — this time

The offer from Iguatu for Rafael Freitas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

David Ricardo is a medical away from Guarani

The deal with Dinamo Moscow is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

4 matches without a win for Guarani

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Guarani are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Guilherme Maranhão and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mirandinha stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mirandinha and Guarani agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Willian Farias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Guarani against Náutico

0‑2 to Náutico, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Celeri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

18 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Lucão keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Guarani may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Lucca, 36, rolls back the years — 7.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.84 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Felipe Zamboni

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Felipe Zamboni will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Guarani the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarani

Lucca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Guilherme Parede falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Isaque gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ponte Preta snatch it back from Guarani

A goal on 89 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Squad

Ryuta Takahashi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Guarani know it.

Match

Guarani share the spoils with Ponte Preta

A 1‑1 draw with Ponte Preta leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

11 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Nathan Melo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nathan Melo commits to Guarani for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarani

Lucca and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarani

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Melo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Dentinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Mirandinha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Guarani will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Looking ahead

Mateus Claus goes back to face Caxias

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Mateus Claus’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Guarani needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Caíque França question follows Guarani around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Caíque França’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

João Celeri asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

A wage question at Guarani

Caíque França has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

  • Market Still no signature from Lucão
  • Looking ahead Guarani host Caxias
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Lucca
2 Edition

The Guarani Sentinel

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

5 goals for Isaque

The match ball belongs to Isaque, whose 5 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Guarani tear Maringá apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑1 against Maringá, and it could have been more.

Match

Guarani win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Floresta will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

João Celeri arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. João Celeri has, at Guarani, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Player ratings

Willian Farias, 37, rolls back the years — 7.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.93 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Lucca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarani this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Guilherme Maranhão was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.92. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

7 goals as Guarani and Maringá go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Guarani and Maringá, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Isaque was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.87. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief