The Remo Gazette
Player ratings19 Oct 2026
Nobody could get near Yago Pikachu
Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Squad19 Oct 2026
A move Marcelo would have made for nothing
There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Marcelo is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.
Market19 Oct 2026
Leonel Picco has his eye on Europe
It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Remo can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.
Squad19 Oct 2026
Tempers go at Remo
Leonel Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad19 Oct 2026
Yago Pikachu is not the player he was
It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 34 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.
Squad19 Oct 2026
Words at Remo training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Léo Lang is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
The dugout19 Oct 2026
No hiding place for Warleson
“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Warleson, and the manager let it.
Match17 Oct 2026
Ferroviária take the points off Remo
Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.
The dugout19 Oct 2026
Renato Batista: “No excuses”
“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.
In brief
- The dugout Remo pick somebody else ahead of Léo Lang
- The dugout Patrick de Paula gets picked when it counts
- Market The Leonel Picco talk will not go away