Jhow

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3 Aug 2027
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Marked for Jhow

51 Edition

The Alashkert Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Karen Nalbandyan breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

David Nduka has said yes to Van

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Alashkert have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Pele van Anholt puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Alashkert, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Alashkert turn down Gomel for Maxim Khokhlov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Alashkert

Mômô Fanyé Touré and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Arsen Sadoyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Domi Jaurès Massoumou wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Alashkert know it.

The dugout

Alex Santana is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jhow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jhow, and the manager let it.

In brief

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49 Edition

The Alashkert Post

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Alashkert's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Alashkert has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Kajally Drammeh was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 33. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Silvano asks to leave Alashkert

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The goals have deserted Alashkert

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Alashkert can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Alashkert

Mômô Fanyé Touré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

El-Kanemi Warriors watching Philip Ejike

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Alashkert have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A row about effort at Alashkert

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Aghbalyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Jhow's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Alashkert are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Pedro Balotelli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

44 Edition

The Alashkert Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kajally Drammeh

Successful dribbles: 52. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Olawale Farayola damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alef asks to leave Alashkert

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Silvano keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Alashkert may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Alashkert's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Alashkert has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Alashkert cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Alashkert

Mômô Fanyé Touré and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Alashkert against Pyunik

0‑2 to Pyunik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Alashkert

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsen Sadoyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Boardroom 103% of the income goes out in wages at Alashkert
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout No hiding place for Jhow
34 Edition

The Alashkert Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Olawale Farayola damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Domi Jaurès Massoumou out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Alashkert will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Alex Santana: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Alashkert have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Alex Santana goes up and wins it — 7.65

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.65 for the rest of it.

Player ratings

Kajally Drammeh was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Home is on Malik Odeyinka's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Alashkert are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Alashkert

Silvano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Alashkert against Pyunik

1‑2 to Pyunik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Armen Haroyan: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Jhow
  • The dugout The form table has caught Alef
  • Market The Yaroslav Matyukhin story refuses to die
24 Edition

The Alashkert Post

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Serob Grigoryan

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Alashkert lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Alex Santana is a medical away from Alashkert

The deal with Corinthians is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

The step up is real for Zaven Khudaverdyan

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Tempers go at Alashkert

Mômô Fanyé Touré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The decline has begun for Alef

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Alashkert is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Mikheil Makatsaria is in the works

Alashkert have made the call to Dinamo Tbilisi. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Edgar Piloyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Edgar Piloyan is on it.

The dugout

David Nduka knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and David Nduka trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes Olawale Farayola a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Alashkert. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief