Styopa Mkrtchyan

Central Defender - Nürnberg
27 Jan 2029
Saturday
Process

Marked for Styopa Mkrtchyan

103 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Finn Becker out for 109 days

109 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Nürnberg lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Styopa Mkrtchyan has said yes to Shirak

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Nürnberg have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Hertha BSC come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Nürnberg did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Noah Maboulou asks to leave Nürnberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Nürnberg

Jan Reichert was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Justvan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Business is business: Hansel Zapata goes

Preußen Münster paid $120.0K and Nürnberg took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexis Claude-Maurice

Nürnberg asked and RB Leipzig said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Kevin Sessa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Nürnberg Post

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Styopa Mkrtchyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nürnberg can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Nürnberg turn down First Vienna for Tino Kusanović

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Nürnberg

Joe Gelhardt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Hertha BSC join the queue for Sam Adekugbe

Add another name to the list: Hertha BSC have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sam Adekugbe. The answer from Nürnberg has not changed — yet.

Squad

Julian Justvan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Business is business: Alexander Brunst goes

Holstein Kiel paid $200.0K and Nürnberg took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Transfer targets

Nürnberg rebuffed over Albert Grønbæk

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Borussia Dortmund have kept their man, and Nürnberg go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rafael Lubach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rafael Lubach, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Nürnberg try to borrow Philipp Maybach

Austria Wien have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

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26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luka Lochoshvili puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nürnberg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nürnberg sign Precious Benjamin for $1.8M

The paperwork is done: Precious Benjamin joins from TSG Hoffenheim in a deal worth $1.8M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Shirak come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Nürnberg did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Lucas Assadi turns down Nürnberg

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: O'Higgins keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Nürnberg

Keven Schlotterbeck and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Tomáš Nemčík has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Nürnberg can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Nürnberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Justvan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Udinese tell Nürnberg: Luca Kjerrumgaard is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Johan Gómez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Johan Gómez, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Nürnberg Post

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Filip Đukić out for 39 days

39 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Nürnberg lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Finn Becker hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nürnberg can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Nürnberg

Joe Gelhardt and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Justvan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Styopa Mkrtchyan's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Nürnberg are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Jan Reichert gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jan Reichert is on it.

The dugout

Tom Baack gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Jan Reichert talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Nürnberg know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Luka Lochoshvili knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Luka Lochoshvili trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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The Nürnberg Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Julian Justvan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Karlsruher SC take the points off Nürnberg

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Mickaël Biron in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nürnberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tomáš Nemčík

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tomáš Nemčík, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Paul Roth answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Jan Reichert has had enough of the noise

The ambition story running backwards, and the one nobody tells: a footballer who wants a smaller ground, fewer cameras and a crowd that does not turn. It is not weakness and it is rarely reported as anything else.

The dugout

Amin Younes dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Piet Scobel’s exile

8 goals in 31 games at Torreense — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Nürnberg updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Market

Styopa Mkrtchyan is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Nürnberg has been clear about where Styopa Mkrtchyan stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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The Nürnberg Post

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Finn Becker asks to leave Nürnberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Noah Maboulou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nürnberg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Alexander Prass wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Nürnberg

Keven Schlotterbeck and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Justvan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Styopa Mkrtchyan placed on the list

Nürnberg have made Styopa Mkrtchyan available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Luka Lochoshvili is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Looking ahead

Adriano Grimaldi goes back to face Preußen Münster

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Adriano Grimaldi’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Nürnberg needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Malik Odeyinka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pyunik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Pyunik

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A row about effort at Pyunik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Eric Boakye was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Levon Vardanyan sends Pyunik past Noah

It finished 1‑0, and it was Levon Vardanyan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Pyunik.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hovhannes Harutyunyan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Levon Vardanyan takes the honours

Marked 7.79 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Pyunik had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Pyunik

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Vadim Uljanov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Styopa Mkrtchyan wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Pyunik will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Vadim Uljanov asks for a word with the manager
  • Player ratings Iman Griffith runs at them all day
84 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Pyunik tear Van apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑0 against Van, and it could have been more.

The dugout

Vadim Uljanov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Pyunik have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Pyunik — 7.70

1 for Pedro Ivo, marked 7.70, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Boardroom

An order from above at Pyunik: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Market

Nikos Kainourgios has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Pyunik they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The run at home goes on for Pyunik

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A falling-out at Pyunik

Malik Odeyinka and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Pyunik

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

James signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” James commits to Pyunik for another 2 years.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Vadim Uljanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pyunik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eric Boakye is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Witi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Witi is on it.

Market

The Henri Avagyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Pyunik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Malik Odeyinka takes up the language

The least glamorous thing a foreign signing ever does and the one that decides most of them. A player who can hear the shout behind him is a different footballer from one who cannot.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Albert Gareginyan at Pyunik

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Albert Gareginyan is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Eric Boakye falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Mkhitar Hakobyan counts the days

“I watch every Pyunik game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Urartu runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Styopa Mkrtchyan is on it.

Squad

This league is too small for Ajdin Husić

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Pyunik will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Match

Pyunik have something to play for

Position 4 on 31 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

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The Nürnberg Post

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for René Ludwig

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nürnberg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Amin Younes out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nürnberg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Hansel Zapata asks to leave Nürnberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

6 saves: Jan Reichert was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Jobe Bellingham delivers — 7.62

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Jobe Bellingham scored, was marked 7.62, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Boardroom

Nürnberg close the window on a squad of their own making

7 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Alexander Prass wants more than Nürnberg are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Adam Markhiev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Adam Markhiev and Nürnberg agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Union Berlin tell Nürnberg: Timo Hübers is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Da Rocha asks to leave Pyunik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Witi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Witi commits to Pyunik for another 2 years.

Boardroom

Pyunik beat the market to Eric Boakye from Noah

Noah will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Eric Boakye has pre-agreed a move to Pyunik, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hovhannes Harutyunyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pyunik

Anton Sinyak and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Pyunik try to borrow Levon Vardanyan

Shirak have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Pyunik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Malik Odeyinka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Pyunik have something to play for

Position 4 on 31 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Pyunik say no — this time

The offer from Van for Yegor Baburin was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Pyunik sign Malik Odeyinka for $940.0K

The paperwork is done: Malik Odeyinka joins from Alashkert in a deal worth $940.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pyunik

Albert Gareginyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Pyunik spend $940.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $940.0K for Malik Odeyinka, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Squad

Erik Simonyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rafael Nadal

Pyunik asked and Shirak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

7 new faces, and Pyunik are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Sergiy Vakulenko is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Pyunik has been clear about where Sergiy Vakulenko stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pyunik lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Erik Simonyan is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Mika waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Pyunik is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Iman Griffith says no to Shirak

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Iman Griffith had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Transfer targets

Pyunik agree $940.0K for Malik Odeyinka

The clubs have shaken hands with Alashkert; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Nikos Kainourgios asks to leave Pyunik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Nikos Kainourgios is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Pyunik is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Artur Movsesyan rejects the move

Pyunik had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Noah, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Vadim Uljanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Pyunik agree a free transfer for Vahram Makhsudyan

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

In brief

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The Pyunik Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Gonzalo out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Pyunik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Iman Griffith asks to leave Pyunik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mika join the queue for Erik Simonyan

Add another name to the list: Mika have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Erik Simonyan. The answer from Pyunik has not changed — yet.

Squad

James honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Pyunik had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Transfer targets

Ararat-Armenia tell Pyunik: Vahram Makhsudyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pyunik

Erik Petrosyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Styopa Mkrtchyan has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Pyunik will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Transfer targets

Pyunik ask about Artur Movsesyan

A loan enquiry to Noah: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Pyunik try to borrow Albert Gareginyan

Mika have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

  • The dugout Witi has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market No place for Da Rocha in the plan
  • Boardroom Open for business: Pyunik enter the window
74 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gonzalo damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Erik Simonyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

131% of the income goes out in wages at Pyunik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Miguel Velosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Styopa Mkrtchyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Pyunik in the hunt for Europe

Position 4, 31 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

In brief

71 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Johan Gómez

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nürnberg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

8 matches without a win for Nürnberg

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Nürnberg are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Justvan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Nürnberg

Tomáš Nemčík and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Loan watch

Styopa Mkrtchyan has seen enough of Pyunik

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Nürnberg, and 0 appearances in 19 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Talks stall between Nürnberg and Daniel Hanslik

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Luka Lochoshvili is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Luka Lochoshvili has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luka Lochoshvili

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luka Lochoshvili, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Nürnberg and Karlsruher SC

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

70 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Gonzalo out for 65 days

65 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Pyunik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Real improvement from Alexandr Andreev at Pyunik

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alexandr Andreev is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Boardroom

Wages eat 140% of everything Pyunik earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Mkhitar Hakobyan comes back from a loan that worked

19 appearances and 44 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

Squad

A row about effort at Pyunik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and James was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Pyunik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The formation has left Artem Semin behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Pyunik will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Robert Darbinyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

69 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Silverware for Pyunik

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Squad

Henri Avagyan decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

The knee: Gonzalo out for 73 days

73 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Pyunik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Pyunik through in the cup

A 1‑1 win over Shirak, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Pyunik have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Witi

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The season belongs to James

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Pyunik have had the benefit of it.

Match

The run at home goes on for Pyunik

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A falling-out at Pyunik

Vadim Uljanov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

65 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Pyunik

Vadim Uljanov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Robert Darbinyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Styopa Mkrtchyan is on it.

Market

The Henri Avagyan question follows Pyunik around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Henri Avagyan’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Match

Pyunik have something to play for

Position 4 on 31 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

The dugout

Erik Petrosyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Pyunik, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

61 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Mkhitar Hakobyan’s exile

43 goals in 17 games at Urartu — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Pyunik updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

The dugout

Hrachya Sargsyan says Pyunik went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Pyunik

Sergiy Vakulenko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Sergiy Vakulenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Pyunik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

No place for Nikos Kainourgios in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Nikos Kainourgios has his answer from Pyunik; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Henrikh Khachatryan, 17, is the weekend’s best young player

Measured against every other kid in the division and first among them. The senior award is where Pyunik would like this to lead.

The dugout

Iman Griffith knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Iman Griffith trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

57 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Loan watch

Mkhitar Hakobyan keeps scoring at Urartu

14 appearances away from home and 39 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

Erik Petrosyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Pyunik may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Malik Odeyinka rejects the move

Pyunik had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Alashkert, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Pyunik baulk at the price for Domi Jaurès Massoumou

Alashkert wanted more than $140.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

MSK Zilina tell Pyunik: Samuel Duris is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Styopa Mkrtchyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Styopa Mkrtchyan is on it.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Momo Yansané is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Filipe Almeida knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Pyunik, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Momo Yansané

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

54 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nikos Kainourgios has said yes to Mika

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Pyunik have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Iman Griffith keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Pyunik may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jefinho wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Pyunik know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Alemão was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hovhannes Harutyunyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Zurich tell Pyunik: Kevin Fassnacht is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Styopa Mkrtchyan wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Pyunik will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Transfer targets

Pyunik ask about Vadim Uljanov

A loan enquiry to Krylya Sovetov: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Sergiy Vakulenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Pyunik, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

53 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Malik Odeyinka will not be coming to Pyunik

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Alashkert is saying, and nobody at Pyunik is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Eyes on Javi Moreno again

The phone has started ringing about Javi Moreno again, and this time the name on the line is Van. Pyunik are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Sheffield Wednesday tell Pyunik: George Brown is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Erik Petrosyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pyunik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

This league is too small for Styopa Mkrtchyan

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Pyunik will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Robert Darbinyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A step back for Artak Dashyan at Pyunik

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Pyunik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

When it matters, Styopa Mkrtchyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

51 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

91 days out for Christian Mathenia after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Nürnberg will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Nürnberg say no — this time

The offer from Hannover 96 for Jan Reichert was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Terms done: Styopa Mkrtchyan is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Pyunik waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Nürnberg is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Christian Mathenia’s move to SC Paderborn falls through

The deal that would have taken Christian Mathenia to SC Paderborn has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Nürnberg with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Nürnberg

Daniel Hanslik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jobe Bellingham falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

RB Leipzig tell Nürnberg: Pedro is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

RB Leipzig expected to open talks for Fabio Gruber

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Nürnberg will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

The dugout

Finn Becker gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

51 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Pyunik turn down Noah for Javi Moreno

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Arsen Beglaryan turns down Pyunik

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Alashkert keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Styopa Mkrtchyan

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Pyunik have done the hard part with Nürnberg, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pyunik

Alemão and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hovhannes Harutyunyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Spartak Kostroma tell Pyunik: Amur Kalmykov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Momo Yansané wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Pyunik can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Erik Petrosyan told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Erik Petrosyan has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Pyunik.

The dugout

When it matters, Hovhannes Harutyunyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

50 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Christian Mathenia out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nürnberg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Christian Mathenia agrees terms with SC Paderborn

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Nürnberg people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Nürnberg say no — this time

The offer from Fortuna Düsseldorf for Rafael Lubach was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Nicolas Ortegel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nürnberg can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Mitchell Weiser will not be coming to Nürnberg

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Werder Bremen is saying, and nobody at Nürnberg is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Justvan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tomáš Nemčík in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nürnberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Bayer Leverkusen tell Nürnberg: Luiz Henrique is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Michal Kukučka signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michal Kukučka and Nürnberg agree another 4 years.

In brief

47 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Amin Younes out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nürnberg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Nürnberg say no — this time

The offer from Kaiserslautern for Jan Reichert was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Ayoub Chaikhoun asks to leave Nürnberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Nürnberg

Daniel Hanslik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nürnberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jan Reichert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Hákon Arnar Haraldsson

Nürnberg asked and Bayer Leverkusen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Altach watching Tino Kusanović

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Nürnberg have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Transfer targets

Nürnberg try to borrow Facinet Conté

Young Boys have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

No place for Jobe Bellingham in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Nürnberg are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

43 Edition

The Nürnberg Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Manuel Feil damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

60 days out for Amin Younes after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Nürnberg will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A row about effort at Nürnberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sandro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Nürnberg

Tomáš Nemčík and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Finn Becker

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Finn Becker, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Christian Mathenia's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Piet Scobel knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Nürnberg, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Talks stall between Nürnberg and Styopa Mkrtchyan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

A door opens for Semir Telalović

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief