Artem Smolyakov

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135 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Door shut on Raul Gustavo

Los Angeles Football Club asked and Chicago Fire said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Ryan Raposo goes

New York Red Bulls paid $410.0K and Los Angeles Football Club took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Jason Shokalook attracts admirers

The name of Jason Shokalook has come up in conversations Los Angeles Football Club were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Los Angeles Football Club know it.

Squad

Sergi Palencia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No place for Ruben Ramos in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Los Angeles Football Club are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Amin Boudri knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Amin Boudri trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Forrest Lasso brings the grey hairs Los Angeles Football Club lacked

At 36, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

Back issues
131 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sergi Palencia was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Igor Jesus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

130 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Los Angeles Football Club sink to position 15

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club may not be able to give David Martínez what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. David Martínez wants continental football; whether Los Angeles Football Club can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Artem Smolyakov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Igor Jesus asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Agustín Anello linked with a move away

The name of Agustín Anello keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A season on the outside for David Martínez

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

126 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Cal Jennings puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Toronto FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Brendan McSorley says Toronto FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Niklas Dorsch wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Toronto FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Markus Cimermancic frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Markus Cimermancic has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Toronto FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

José Cifuentes knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Toronto FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Noel Buck plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Theo Corbeanu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Theo Corbeanu signs something — a contract at Toronto FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Luka Gavran in it

Toronto FC have let the market know Luka Gavran can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

125 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A row about effort at Toronto FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Henry Wingo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Henry Wingo and Toronto FC agree another 2 years.

The dugout

When it matters, Theo Corbeanu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Brendan McSorley

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Luka Gavran talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Toronto FC know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Luca De La Torre in it

Toronto FC have let the market know Luca De La Torre can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Nelson Palacio knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Toronto FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A wage question at Toronto FC

Brendan McSorley has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

The dugout

Earl Edwards Jr. has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Earl Edwards Jr. has written the date down.

In brief

123 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Lewis Morgan frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Lewis Morgan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Toronto FC lose Noel Buck

59 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Jonathan Osorio signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jonathan Osorio commits to Toronto FC for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Toronto FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Lewis Morgan

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Toronto FC told Lewis Morgan something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Brendan McSorley is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Brendan McSorley has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

122 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club sink to position 15

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Amin Boudri: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mark Delgado gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Agustín Anello linked with a move away

The name of Agustín Anello keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

Loan watch

David Martínez keeps scoring at ADO Den Haag

14 appearances away from home and 5 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

In brief

121 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Toronto FC

Artem Smolyakov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Noel Buck has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Toronto FC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Luka Gavran talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Toronto FC know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Luca De La Torre placed on the list

Toronto FC have made Luca De La Torre available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

A door opens for Brendan McSorley

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Earl Edwards Jr. knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Earl Edwards Jr. trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

Toronto FC keep producing them

23 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Luca De La Torre

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Luca De La Torre has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

Squad

Word from the training ground: Niklas Dorsch

The sharpest man in every session this week, by all accounts. Lines like this run the week before somebody’s run in the side begins.

In brief

120 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Jason Shokalook: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Igor Jesus wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Los Angeles Football Club hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergi Palencia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Julian Redrupp and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

The Denis Bouanga story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Denis Bouanga signs something — a contract at Los Angeles Football Club or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A wage question at Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

Squad

International call for Yevhen Cheberko

Yevhen Cheberko joins up with his country. Los Angeles Football Club lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club put Mathieu Choinière up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Mathieu Choinière may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

The manager makes Cabral Carter a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Los Angeles Football Club. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

120 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The season ends here for Toronto FC

Atlanta United FC go through. The table said this team was good enough for months and the format does not care what the table said, which is the argument every eliminated club has had with itself since playoffs were invented.

The dugout

Nelson Palacio frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Nelson Palacio has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Niklas Dorsch in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Toronto FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Theo Corbeanu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Theo Corbeanu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Toronto FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Luca McKennie faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Luca McKennie after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Theo Corbeanu gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theo Corbeanu is on it.

Player ratings

Luca De La Torre was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Talks stall between Toronto FC and Zane Monlouis

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

119 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Toronto FC are through

1‑0 settles it, and a club that spent a season earning the right to play these games has won one of them. Somebody else's season ended tonight, which is the part nobody mentions in the celebrations.

The dugout

Lewis Morgan frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Lewis Morgan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Toronto FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Cifuentes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Toronto FC and Theo Corbeanu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Toronto FC, another week without a signature from Theo Corbeanu.

Player ratings

Malik Henry was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Toronto FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nicksoen Gomis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A satisfied Luca McKennie

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Luca McKennie could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Luca De La Torre has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Toronto FC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

118 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in real trouble now

Position 15, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Los Angeles Football Club boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Agustín Anello linked with a move away

The name of Agustín Anello keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

Loan watch

5 goals on loan for David Martínez

10 appearances at ADO Den Haag and the goals keep coming. Los Angeles Football Club are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

117 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Job done: Toronto FC advance past DC United

The tie is over and the right side of it is theirs. 1‑0 on the night, a dressing room that will not come down for a day and a half, and a next round nobody has thought about yet.

Match

Cruel end for DC United as Toronto FC pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Toronto FC scored in the 116th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Malik Henry beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Niklas Dorsch wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Toronto FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dániel Sallói at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Toronto FC.

Squad

Henry Wingo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Toronto FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Luca McKennie: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cal Jennings

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cal Jennings, and the manager let it.

In brief

116 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luka Gavran hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Toronto FC can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Nelson Palacio frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Nelson Palacio has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Toronto FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zane Monlouis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zane Monlouis, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Theo Corbeanu gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theo Corbeanu is on it.

The dugout

Theo Corbeanu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Theo Corbeanu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Luka Gavran question follows Toronto FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Luka Gavran’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A wage question at Toronto FC

Luka Gavran has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

Market

The shop window has Luca De La Torre in it

Toronto FC have let the market know Luca De La Torre can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

115 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Alex Mighten sends Toronto FC through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Alex Mighten obliged against New York Red Bulls. 3‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Toronto FC.

The dugout

Lewis Morgan frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Lewis Morgan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Player ratings

Vintage Henry Wingo — 7.86

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.86, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Walker Zimmerman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Walker Zimmerman commits to Toronto FC for another 2 years.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Toronto FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lewis Morgan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lewis Morgan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Luka Gavran gifts one

A goalkeeper’s error has no defender behind it to tidy it away. He knew before the ball crossed the line, the crowd knew a second later, and there is nothing anybody can say tonight.

The dugout

Richie Laryea left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Richie Laryea will call it something else in private.

The dugout

When it matters, Luca De La Torre plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

114 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jonathan Osorio: 15 seasons and counting

409 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Toronto FC know exactly what they have.

Match

The wait goes on for Toronto FC

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Walker Zimmerman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Walker Zimmerman commits to Toronto FC for another 2 years.

The dugout

Markus Cimermancic frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Markus Cimermancic has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Match

Theo Corbeanu’s goal not enough for Toronto FC

Theo Corbeanu scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to New York City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Matheus Pereira ran the middle of the pitch — 6.73

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 10 combined actions and a mark of 6.73, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Brendan McSorley

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Luca McKennie answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

112 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Nelson Palacio frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Nelson Palacio has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Toronto FC

Artem Smolyakov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Toronto FC

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Inter Miami CF.

The dugout

Noel Buck gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Noel Buck is on it.

The dugout

Toronto FC keep their word to Alex Mighten

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Noel Buck knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Noel Buck trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

111 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jason Shokalook out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Los Angeles Football Club will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club and Amin Boudri are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Loan watch

David Martínez counts the days

“I watch every Los Angeles Football Club game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at ADO Den Haag runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Market

The Denis Bouanga talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Jason Shokalook knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jason Shokalook trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Agustín Anello goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Los Angeles Football Club would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

Market

Mathieu Choinière placed on the list

Los Angeles Football Club have made Mathieu Choinière available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Jackson Travis has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Los Angeles Football Club will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

111 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Lewis Morgan frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Lewis Morgan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Toronto FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Luca De La Torre has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Toronto FC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Talks stall between Toronto FC and Noel Buck

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Luka Gavran knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Toronto FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Luka Gavran linked with a move away

The name of Luka Gavran keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Toronto FC say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Luca De La Torre placed on the list

Toronto FC have made Luca De La Torre available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Alex Mighten finally belongs at Toronto FC

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Luca De La Torre

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Luca De La Torre has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

110 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No end in sight to Toronto FC's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Toronto FC has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Toronto FC cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

The dugout

Markus Cimermancic frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Markus Cimermancic has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Theo Corbeanu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Theo Corbeanu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Toronto FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Toronto FC and Theo Corbeanu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Toronto FC, another week without a signature from Theo Corbeanu.

Squad

Words exchanged at Toronto FC

Henry Wingo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Luka Gavran asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Richie Laryea

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

108 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matheus Pereira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Toronto FC can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

6 saves: William Yarbrough was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Toronto FC turn down Kazincbarcika for Dániel Sallói

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Home is on Niklas Dorsch's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Toronto FC are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Nelson Palacio frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Nelson Palacio has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Toronto FC and Luka Gavran

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nelson Palacio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nelson Palacio, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Artem Smolyakov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

107 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Lewis Morgan frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Lewis Morgan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Match

The run is over for Toronto FC

9 matches without defeat, and then Columbus Crew. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Squad

A falling-out at Toronto FC

Artem Smolyakov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Toronto FC rebuffed over Zidane Yañez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Nashville SC have kept their man, and Toronto FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Columbus Crew take the points off Toronto FC

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Toronto FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicksoen Gomis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Luca McKennie left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dániel Sallói

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Luca De La Torre plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

104 Edition

The Toronto FC Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Lewis Morgan's — 8.73

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.73, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Henry Wingo asks to leave Toronto FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Toronto FC make their move for Brendan McSorley

$2.2M on the table at Vancouver Whitecaps. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Inter Miami CF come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Toronto FC did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Ștefan Chirilă is a medical away from Toronto FC

The deal with FC Cincinnati is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Adisa De Rosario moves on

Colorado Rapids pay $530.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

The dugout

Nelson Palacio frozen out at Toronto FC

This is not rotation. Nelson Palacio has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Toronto FC is pretending otherwise.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Toronto FC

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Toronto FC get the job done against Charlotte Football Club

A 2‑1 win over Charlotte Football Club, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Luka Gavran
  • Transfer targets A loan move for Artem Smolyakov is in the works
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
103 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mathieu Choinière damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Jason Shokalook out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Los Angeles Football Club will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Amin Boudri frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Amin Boudri has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Market

Diego Rosales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Los Angeles Football Club walk away from Harbor Miller

$2.1M was the most the club would pay and LA Galaxy were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Veres come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Charlotte Football Club join the queue for Jason Shokalook

Add another name to the list: Charlotte Football Club have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jason Shokalook. The answer from Los Angeles Football Club has not changed — yet.

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club go back to the board over Juan José Mina

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $2.2M — a club that wants Juan José Mina enough to be asked twice.

Market

Kenny Nielsen moves on

FC Dallas pay $590.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

In brief

100 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

At last: Los Angeles Football Club win one

20 matches without a win, and then this, against Portland Timbers. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Choinière

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

121 days out for Jason Shokalook after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club say no — this time

The offer from Epicentr for Artem Smolyakov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Igor Jesus frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Igor Jesus has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Market

Kenny Nielsen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Denis Bouanga yet — 7.87

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.87 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Sergi Palencia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Los Angeles Football Club supporters have found a favourite in Amin Boudri

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Amin Boudri has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

98 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

19 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 19, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mathieu Choinière damages knee ligaments — 57 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 57 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Jason Shokalook out for 135 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Los Angeles Football Club will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Los Angeles Football Club

Position 15 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Reid Roberts says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Igor Jesus wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Los Angeles Football Club hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

The dugout

Ryan Raposo frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Ryan Raposo has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against Houston Dynamo

Houston Dynamo left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

96 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Los Angeles Football Club

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mathieu Choinière damages knee ligaments — 72 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 72 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Vintage Denis Bouanga — 8.24

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.24, and nobody on the pitch better.

The dugout

Igor Jesus frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Igor Jesus has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Sergi Palencia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Late, late show earns Los Angeles Football Club a point

Minute 91, against Austin FC, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club and Austin FC take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Cameron Yedlin on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 2‑2, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

95 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

16 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mathieu Choinière damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Artem Smolyakov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Amin Boudri frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Amin Boudri has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Jackson Travis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julián Fernández was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Cameron Yedlin was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Los Angeles Football Club dressing room was either.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Ryan Raposo

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

93 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

14 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Los Angeles Football Club spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Choinière

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

David Martínez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Ryan Porteous has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Artem Smolyakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artem Smolyakov, and the manager let it.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club caught on 89 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then San Jose Earthquakes scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

In brief

92 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mathieu Choinière damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

13 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club turn down Colorado Rapids for Jason Shokalook

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Igor Jesus frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Igor Jesus has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Sergi Palencia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Los Angeles Football Club know it.

Match

Agustín Anello’s goal not enough for Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Salt Lake, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Trey Muse

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

89 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Los Angeles Football Club spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kenny Nielsen

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Los Angeles Football Club lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club bow out of the cup

Toronto FC go through and Los Angeles Football Club go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Ryan Johnson breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club say no — this time

The offer from Sporting Kansas City for Eddie Segura was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Trey Muse stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Ryan Porteous has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

In brief

85 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

88 days out for Nick DePuy after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

David Martínez asks to leave Los Angeles Football Club

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club say no — this time

The offer from New York Red Bulls for Timothy Tillman was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Viktor Radojević’s move to Los Angeles Football Club collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Chicago Fire; Los Angeles Football Club go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Transfer targets

An offer of $3.2M for Bruno Caicedo

Los Angeles Football Club have gone to Vancouver Whitecaps with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Los Angeles Football Club

Day 41 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

83 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

104 days out for Nick DePuy after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Trey Muse arrives at Los Angeles Football Club in a $4.4M statement of intent

There comes a point where a club either backs its own ambition or admits it does not have any. Los Angeles Football Club have paid $4.4M for Trey Muse, which is the loudest way there is of saying which one it chose.

Market

Ryan Raposo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

An offer of $320.0K for Derek Dodson

Los Angeles Football Club have gone to San Jose Earthquakes with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

No deal for Ahmed Longmire at that price

Los Angeles Football Club offered $510.0K; Atlanta United FC said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Los Angeles Football Club know it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Kayne Rizvanovich is in the works

Los Angeles Football Club have made the call to Minnesota United FC. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

The Denis Bouanga talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

82 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in real trouble now

Position 15, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Jason Shokalook puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Trey Muse is a medical away from Los Angeles Football Club

The deal with Portland Timbers is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club go back to the board over Ahmed Longmire

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $611.9K — a club that wants Ahmed Longmire enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Los Angeles Football Club bid $510.0K for Ahmed Longmire

The offer went to Atlanta United FC this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Los Angeles Football Club

Something was said to Jason Shokalook and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ryan Porteous trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

81 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

David Martínez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Danny Musovski in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Armindo Sieb's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Los Angeles Football Club are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Los Angeles Football Club

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ryan Porteous trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Amin Boudri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Amin Boudri signs something — a contract at Los Angeles Football Club or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Igor Jesus placed on the list

Los Angeles Football Club have made Igor Jesus available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

80 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Matt Howard is out at Los Angeles Football Club

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

Cameron Yedlin minds the shop at Los Angeles Football Club

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Cameron Yedlin recited it perfectly.

The dugout

Igor Jesus frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Igor Jesus has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club pay $52.1K to end Matt Howard's contract

The bill for the sacking has arrived. Matt Howard leaves with $52.1K for the time left on his deal, and that money buys the club nothing it can put on the pitch.

Market

Talks stall between Los Angeles Football Club and Danny Musovski

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Denis Bouanga is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Denis Bouanga is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Armindo Sieb's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Ryan Porteous moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Los Angeles Football Club than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

79 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Amin Boudri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Diego Rosales

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diego Rosales, and the manager let it.

Market

The Denis Bouanga talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

78 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club are in real trouble now

Position 15, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Kenny Nielsen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

David Martínez has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Los Angeles Football Club can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Amin Boudri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

77 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Timothy Tillman puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Artem Smolyakov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

76 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Timothy Tillman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timothy Tillman, and the manager let it.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club and David Martínez are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

David Martínez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Sergi Palencia linked with a move away

The name of Sergi Palencia keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

75 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Los Angeles Football Club boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Agustín Anello was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

David Martínez returns a better player

16 games and 2 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

David Martínez is the division's best young player this month

At 21 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Los Angeles Football Club will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Squad

A step back for David Martínez at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

Talks stall between Los Angeles Football Club and Danny Musovski

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Denis Bouanga linked with a move away

The name of Denis Bouanga keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Ryan Porteous asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

74 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Los Angeles Football Club sink to position 15

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Danny Musovski in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Los Angeles Football Club know it.

In brief

73 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Los Angeles Football Club spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Los Angeles Football Club keep their word to Denis Bouanga

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Timothy Tillman asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Amin Boudri question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Amin Boudri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

72 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Armindo Sieb's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Los Angeles Football Club are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Amin Boudri asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club bring in an old head

Kevin Piedrahita is 36 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

The Sergi Palencia talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

70 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Los Angeles Football Club

Position 15 and 23 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Diego Rosales

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diego Rosales, and the manager let it.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club put Amin Boudri up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Amin Boudri may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Diego Rosales wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Los Angeles Football Club will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

69 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Matt Howard confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A clean slate for Denis Bouanga

A new manager did not pick last season’s side and does not care what it looked like. Denis Bouanga has taken that personally, in the best sense, and Los Angeles Football Club are seeing a version of him the last regime had stopped seeing.

Market

The Amin Boudri question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Amin Boudri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

67 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club still without a manager

38 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Yevhen Cheberko

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Los Angeles Football Club told Yevhen Cheberko something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

Denis Bouanga linked with a move away

The name of Denis Bouanga keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Los Angeles Football Club say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Jason Shokalook knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jason Shokalook trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

65 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Los Angeles Football Club board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Artem Smolyakov says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Hugo Lloris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Los Angeles Football Club

Something was said to Danny Musovski and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Amin Boudri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cabral Carter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Amin Boudri question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Amin Boudri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Jason Shokalook placed on the list

Los Angeles Football Club have made Jason Shokalook available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

64 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Hugo Lloris and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Timothy Tillman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timothy Tillman, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Los Angeles Football Club

Something was said to Agustín Anello and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club share the spoils with Vancouver Whitecaps

A 1‑1 draw with Vancouver Whitecaps leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Amin Boudri asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” George Reyna was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Los Angeles Football Club dressing room was either.

Market

The Sergi Palencia talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Los Angeles Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

61 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Los Angeles Football Club board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Los Angeles Football Club boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Danny Musovski scores twice — 8.39

Two goals and a mark of 8.39 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Hugo Lloris keeps Los Angeles Football Club in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Los Angeles Football Club and Sporting Kansas City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Smolyakov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Denis Bouanga at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

The dugout

Eddie Segura left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Eddie Segura will call it something else in private.

In brief

60 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mathieu Choinière signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mathieu Choinière commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 3 years.

The terraces

One of their own: Amin Boudri

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

David Martínez wants to come home

“I did not go to Lugo to sit and watch. I want to come back to Los Angeles Football Club and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Amin Boudri was the difference for Los Angeles Football Club

Marked 7.59. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

No place for Ryan Hollingshead on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Match

Amin Boudri rescues a point for Los Angeles Football Club

It needed Amin Boudri to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Austin FC, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Tyler Reyna was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Los Angeles Football Club dressing room was either.

In brief

58 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Los Angeles Football Club

Position 15 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Tyler Reyna has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Los Angeles Football Club can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Igor Jesus frozen out at Los Angeles Football Club

This is not rotation. Igor Jesus has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise.

Market

Denis Bouanga raises the bar for Los Angeles Football Club

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club heard it as anything else.

Squad

Denis Bouanga stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Denis Bouanga and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Hugo Lloris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Timothy Tillman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club and Danny Musovski are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

57 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Los Angeles Football Club spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Ryan Raposo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Hugo Lloris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amin Boudri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amin Boudri, and the manager let it.

Match

Danny Musovski sends Los Angeles Football Club past FC Dallas

It finished 1‑0, and it was Danny Musovski’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Los Angeles Football Club.

Player ratings

Sergi Palencia stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.48 on the card, and the Los Angeles Football Club support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

A satisfied Tyler Reyna

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Tyler Reyna could afford to be generous.

In brief

52 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mathieu Choinière puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club sell Jacob Shaffelburg for $6.6M

Jacob Shaffelburg has left for Atlanta United FC in a $6.6M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

The terraces

Los Angeles Football Club sell a favourite for $6.6M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Jacob Shaffelburg was one of the reasons people came, and $6.6M does not replace that by itself.

Market

CF Montreal watching Jeremy Ebobisse

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Los Angeles Football Club have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Danny Musovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Los Angeles Football Club walk away from Brayan Ceballos

$270.0K was the most the club would pay and CF Montreal were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Matthew Evans moves on

St. Louis CITY SC pay $320.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against Colorado Rapids

Colorado Rapids left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

200 appearances for Ryan Porteous

200 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

In brief

50 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Los Angeles Football Club

Position 15 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

David Martínez says no to ADO Den Haag

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. David Martínez had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Yevhen Cheberko asks to leave Los Angeles Football Club

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

An offer of $14.0M for Agustín Anello

Los Angeles Football Club have gone to Philadelphia Union with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Santos come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jesus Ferreira

Los Angeles Football Club asked and Seattle Sounders said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Los Angeles Football Club walk away from Diego Luna

$1.5M was the most the club would pay and Real Salt Lake were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Atlanta United FC join the queue for Jacob Shaffelburg

Add another name to the list: Atlanta United FC have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jacob Shaffelburg. The answer from Los Angeles Football Club has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

An offer of $300.0K for Dante Polvara

Los Angeles Football Club have gone to St. Louis CITY SC with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

In brief

49 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Slovan Bratislava come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Los Angeles Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Cabral Carter puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Igor Jesus signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Igor Jesus commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Sergi Palencia and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Artem Smolyakov comes back from a loan that worked

29 appearances and 2 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mark Delgado

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Artem Smolyakov is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Player ratings

Denis Bouanga stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.66 on the card, and the Los Angeles Football Club support went home talking about one name.

In brief

41 Edition

The Metalist Chronicle

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Loan watch

Kristian Mba keeps scoring at Chornomorets

29 appearances away from home and 16 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Squad

A row about effort at Metalist

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Baton Zabërgja was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ermir Rashica

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Metalist

Something was said to Rafael Profini and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

A falling-out at Metalist

Oleksandr Yushchenko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Ibrahima Dabo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Heorhii Yermakov linked with a move away

The name of Heorhii Yermakov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Metalist say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Oleksii Sydorov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Artem Smolyakov

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Metalist the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief