Joserra

Left Back - Hvidovre
5 Aug 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Joserra

87 Edition

The Hvidovre Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joachim Hojlund damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Hvidovre

Jordi Vanlerberghe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A move Cyril Borval would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Cyril Borval is living that version at Hvidovre, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Hvidovre

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mohamed Cherif Haïdara was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

William Kaastrup gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager makes Frederik Høgh a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Hvidovre. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Yamirou Ouorou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Hvidovre pick up Joserra for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Joserra arrives at Hvidovre with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

Market

Cyril Borval joins Hvidovre on a free

No fee and no drama: Cyril Borval has signed at Hvidovre, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

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41 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Javi Díaz

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Diego Gómez the difference as Cacereño beat Bilbao Athletic

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Diego Gómez. 2‑1 against Bilbao Athletic, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Diego Gómez

7.89, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Cacereño had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Francisco Álvarez, on a 2‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chevaro Bosveld is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Miguel Berlanga beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 13. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Pau Palacín's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

No hiding place for Javier Hyjek

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Javier Hyjek, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Cacereño Chronicle

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

16 matches without a win for Cacereño

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Cacereño are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Rodrigo Lugo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Joserra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cacereño share the spoils with Arenas Club

A 1‑1 draw with Arenas Club leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Francisco Álvarez chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Iván Fernández knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cacereño, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chevaro Bosveld is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Cacereño

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Racing Ferrol.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Monerris

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Cacereño Chronicle

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cacereño

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Iván Fernández hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cacereño can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Rafa De Vicente frozen out at Cacereño

This is not rotation. Rafa De Vicente has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Cacereño is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Rodrigo Lugo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rodrigo Lugo and Cacereño agree another 2 years.

Match

Barakaldo take the points off Cacereño

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Javi Díaz

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Javi Díaz.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Francisco Álvarez after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Pau Palacín gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Cacereño Chronicle

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Rodrigo Lugo stands alone

15 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

10 matches without a win for Cacereño

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Cacereño are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for Cacereño

Beaten 0‑3 by Tenerife, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

The dugout

Oussama El Goumiri says Cacereño went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wilfrid Kaptoum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Inquest at Cacereño

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Iván Fernández

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

27 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

$4.8M settles it between the clubs for Marvin Park

Las Palmas have accepted the money. What Cacereño do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Cacereño turn down Lugo for Iván Fernández

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

5 matches without a win for Cacereño

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Cacereño are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Deco delivers — 7.20

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Deco scored, was marked 7.20, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at Cacereño until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Wilfrid Kaptoum wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Cacereño can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Match

Deco’s goal not enough for Cacereño

Deco scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Zamora, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nico Conesa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nico Conesa, and the manager let it.

In brief

26 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Nacho Martín

Cacereño and Gijón have settled on $2.6M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Adri Crespo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Cacereño

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Cacereño are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Javi Díaz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Joserra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Cacereño try to borrow Cris Montes

Tenerife have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Cacereño try to borrow Marvel

Leganés have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Rodrigo Lugo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cacereño, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

25 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Cacereño rebuffed over Nacho Martín

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Gijón have kept their man, and Cacereño go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Daniel Yáñez

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Cacereño have done the hard part with Real Madrid, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Daniel Yáñez rejects the move

Cacereño had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Real Madrid, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Match

Arenteiro take the points off Cacereño

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Unionistas take the points off Cacereño

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodrigo Lugo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Lugo, and the manager let it.

Match

The half-term report on Cacereño

Position 15, 20 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

24 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Iván Fernández asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Obed Vargas

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Cacereño have done the hard part with Atlético Madrid, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Iván Fernández signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Iván Fernández and Cacereño agree another 4 years.

Match

Cacereño come up short against Bilbao Athletic

Bilbao Athletic left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Cacereño try to borrow Daniel Yáñez

Real Madrid have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pau Palacín

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Javi Barrio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

23 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cacereño win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 95th minute. Osasuna Promesas will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Joserra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rodrigo Lugo keeps Cacereño in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

Federico Redondo is a medical away from Cacereño

The deal with Elche is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

At last: Cacereño win one

6 matches without a win, and then this, against Osasuna Promesas. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Match

Kensly Vázquez sends Cacereño past Osasuna Promesas

It finished 2‑1, and it was Kensly Vázquez’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Cacereño.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Kensly Vázquez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Cacereño supporters have found a favourite in Kensly Vázquez

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Kensly Vázquez has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Iván Fernández at his very best

Marked 8.36. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cacereño.

In brief

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The Cacereño Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Cacereño's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cacereño has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Kensly Vázquez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cacereño come up short against Racing Ferrol

Racing Ferrol left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 138% of the Cacereño income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

No hiding place for Javi Díaz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Javi Díaz, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joserra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Wilfrid Kaptoum's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Wilfrid Kaptoum

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Cacereño, and it is a cruel one.

Match

Julen Azkue rescues a point for Cacereño

It needed Julen Azkue to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Pontevedra, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

21 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Cacereño — 7.77

1 for José Alonso, marked 7.77, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Match

The wait goes on for Cacereño

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Kensly Vázquez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Joserra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

José Alonso rescues a point for Cacereño

It needed José Alonso to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Arenas Club, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Francisco Álvarez after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Squad

José Alonso scores his first for Cacereño

The one goal every signing is asked about until it comes. It has come, and a press-conference question has been retired.

The dugout

Kensly Vázquez left out for tactical reasons at Cacereño

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

The dugout

Javi Díaz has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Javi Díaz has written the date down.

In brief

20 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Alex Monerris runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Guadalajara snatch it back from Cacereño

A goal on 88 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Player ratings

Jorge Gonzalez takes the honours

Marked 7.97 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Cacereño had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Honours even between Cacereño and Guadalajara

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dani González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Francisco Álvarez on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Pau Palacín is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Pau Palacín

Nobody at Cacereño is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

19 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Cacereño come up short against Mérida

Mérida left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Lugo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Adri Crespo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Francisco Álvarez to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joserra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Nico Conesa

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Cacereño will feel it on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Wilfrid Kaptoum

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Dani González knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dani González trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Diego Guti

Nobody at Cacereño is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

18 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rodrigo Lugo keeps Cacereño in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Home is on Wilfrid Kaptoum's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Cacereño are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Ponferradina take the points off Cacereño

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

134% of the income goes out in wages at Cacereño

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Joserra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Francisco Álvarez left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

A row about effort at Cacereño

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javi Barrio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Javi Díaz asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Dani González's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

17 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Kensly Vázquez's — 9.40

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.40, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Kensly Vázquez the difference as Cacereño beat Talavera

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kensly Vázquez. 3‑1 against Talavera, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Joserra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cacereño this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Francisco Álvarez, on a 3‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Javi Díaz knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cacereño, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Kensly Vázquez named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Kensly Vázquez has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Monerris

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Pau Palacín

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Player ratings

Iván Fernández changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Cacereño had a different afternoon.

In brief

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16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Kensly Vázquez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joserra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Cacereño keep their word to Kensly Vázquez

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Pau Palacín is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

A door opens for Diego Nieves

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Looking ahead

Home comforts ahead for Cacereño

Talavera, position 7, come to town on Saturday. Nobody will call it a big game and nobody at the club will be treating it as anything else.

In brief

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26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Diego Gómez wins it after the whistle should have gone

96 minutes played. Diego Gómez found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Celta Fortuna went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Diego Gómez scores twice — 8.48

Two goals and a mark of 8.48 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Cacereño get the job done against Celta Fortuna

A 2‑1 win over Celta Fortuna, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

12 new faces, and Cacereño are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Joserra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Francisco Álvarez kept it short after the 2‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dani González

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dani González, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kensly Vázquez

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The first one for Diego Gómez

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Cacereño have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

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19 Oct 2026
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Match

Cacereño come up short against Real Madrid Castilla

Real Madrid Castilla left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Francisco Álvarez left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Javi Barrio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Pau Palacín's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

The first one for Jorge Gonzalez

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Cacereño have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

Player ratings

The one thing Iván Fernández could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Kensly Vázquez keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

The dugout

A door opens for Javi Díaz

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

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12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Dani González keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cacereño may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nico Conesa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nico Conesa, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Rodrigo Lugo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for Cacereño

Real Madrid Castilla top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

The dugout

A door opens for Javi Díaz

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

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5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Wilfrid Kaptoum wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cacereño know it.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 173% of the Cacereño income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodrigo Lugo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Lugo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Iván Fernández was the difference for Cacereño

Marked 7.84. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Joserra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Wilfrid Kaptoum makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Match

Cacereño and Real Avilés take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Francisco Álvarez on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

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28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

6 saves: Rodrigo Lugo was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Kensly Vázquez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cacereño this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Javi Díaz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Javi Díaz, and the manager let it.

Match

Cacereño come up short against Zamora

Zamora left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Alex Monerris runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Cacereño

12 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Francisco Álvarez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Cacereño

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javi Barrio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Pau Palacín

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

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7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 20 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at Cacereño until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Franco Torres will not be coming to Cacereño

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Gimnasia La Plata is saying, and nobody at Cacereño is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

San Lorenzo tell Cacereño: Mathías de Ritis is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Alex Monerris slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Alex Monerris is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Squad

Javi Barrio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A promotion for Dani González

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Dani González has moved up it.

In brief

  • Market Window shut, Joserra still here
  • Looking ahead Looking ahead: Arenteiro at home
  • Squad Emi is not doing himself any favours