Noah Andreas

Central Defender - Stripfing
1 Jan 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Noah Andreas

22 Edition

The Stripfing Post

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Stripfing

Kapfenberg will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stripfing were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jonas Krumrey

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Real improvement from Kevin Weimann at Stripfing

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Kevin Weimann is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Stripfing training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Rózga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Meritan Shabani

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marcel Sabitzer

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Tempers go at Stripfing

Noah Andreas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Manuel Haas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Heinz Lindner: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

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The Stripfing Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Filip Rózga was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 26. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Filip Rózga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Meritan Shabani’s goal not enough for Stripfing

Meritan Shabani scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Austria Salzburg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Markus Ilsanker signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Markus Ilsanker commits to Stripfing for another 4 years.

The dugout

Heinz Lindner answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stripfing

Gernot Lainer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The formation has left Noah Andreas behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Stripfing will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maximilian Alaba

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Philipp Sabitzer keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief