David Lelle

Central Defender - Aris
11 Mar 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for David Lelle

136 Edition

The Aris Post

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Anderson's — 8.69

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.69, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

5 matches without a win for Aris

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Aris are no longer polite ones.

Squad

David Lelle wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Aris know it.

Boardroom

Aris agree a free transfer for Christos Sergiou

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alex Opoku Sarfo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for David Lelle

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Lelle, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Juraj Badelj is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Match

Aris and Pafos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

A step back for Andronikos Kakoullis at Aris

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

Back issues
126 Edition

The Aris Post

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Nobody wins at Aris

18 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Luiz Henrique has said yes to São José

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Aris have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

João Celeri turns Sergipe down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

The dugout

Santiago Sala frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Santiago Sala has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Player ratings

Ross McCausland beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Aris

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charalabos Charalabous was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Veljko Nikolić did the work nobody counts — 6.73

10 combined actions and 6.73. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

A falling-out at Aris

Christos Almyras and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

  • The dugout David Lelle gets it from the manager
  • Player ratings Gédéon Kalulu takes the honours
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
124 Edition

The Aris Post

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Aris make home a hard place to visit

17 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Market

João Celeri has said yes to Ituano

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Aris have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Aris turn down Retrô for Luiz Henrique

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamadou Sané

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamadou Sané will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Aris the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Aris

Wes Foderingham and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Charalabos Charalabous falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on David Lelle's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Aris are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Thiago frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Thiago has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Andronikos Kakoullis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

121 Edition

The Aris Post

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

João Celeri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Aris can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Aris

Gédéon Kalulu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charalabos Charalabous was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Celeri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Charalabos Charalabous gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Charalabos Charalabous is on it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Mislav Zadro's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Anderson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Anderson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Anderson Correia

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Anorthosis in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

The Wes Foderingham talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Aris know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

113 Edition

The Aris Post

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wes Foderingham

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aris lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Aris — 7.55

1 for David Lelle, marked 7.55, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Match

Nobody wins at Aris

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Tempers go at Aris

Wes Foderingham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Charalabos Charalabous ran the middle of the pitch — 7.19

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 15 combined actions and a mark of 7.19, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

Aris get the job done against Apollon

A 2‑0 win over Apollon, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

Santiago Sala gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ross McCausland

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Alex Opoku Sarfo makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

In brief

111 Edition

The Aris Post

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wes Foderingham

68 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aris lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Yacine Bourhane asks to leave Aris

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Miłosz Matysik frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Miłosz Matysik has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Charalabos Charalabous falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mislav Zadro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aris this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Juraj Badelj gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Petros Psychas deal

Aris ran out of time with Karmiotissa. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

João Celeri wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Aris know it.

Market

David Lelle told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” David Lelle has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Aris.

In brief

110 Edition

The Aris Post

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Wes Foderingham out for 78 days

78 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Aris lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Santiago Sala frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Santiago Sala has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Aris close the window on a squad of their own making

12 in and 9 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

So close: Anastasios Pisiias’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Karmiotissa moved on, Anastasios Pisiias reports back to Aris, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Gédéon Kalulu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gédéon Kalulu and Aris agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Aris

Wes Foderingham and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Omonoia Aradippou take the points off Aris

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Bruno Dentinho stays at PAEEK as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Aris will try again when the window opens; PAEEK may not be selling by then.

Market

Andronikos Kakoullis is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Aris has been clear about where Andronikos Kakoullis stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

105 Edition

The Aris Post

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wes Foderingham

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aris lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Mamadou Sané is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Digenis Morfou waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Business is business: Yair Mena goes

Pafos paid $370.0K and Aris took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

David Lelle wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Aris know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charalabos Charalabous was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Aris

Christos Almyras was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Aris

Something was said to Anderson and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Charalabos Charalabous gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Charalabos Charalabous is on it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Andreas Dimitriou's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

104 Edition

The Aris Post

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wes Foderingham

123 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Aris lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The view from the top for Aris

55 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Veljko Nikolić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Aris can pretend not to have heard.

Market

João Celeri says no to Torpedo Kutaisi

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. João Celeri had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Aris sign Erick Monteiro for $910.0K

The paperwork is done: Erick Monteiro joins from Akritas Chlorakas in a deal worth $910.0K. Now comes the harder part.

The dugout

Thiago frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Thiago has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Aris

Mislav Zadro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Lelle falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aris are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

97 Edition

The Aris Post

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

$920.0K settles it between the clubs for Alexandre Brito

Doxa have accepted the money. What Aris do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Ruan Costa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Aris, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Andrey

Aris asked and Karmiotissa said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Aris training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Charalabos Charalabous is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Aris

Mislav Zadro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Home is on Thiago's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Aris are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

David Lelle slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. David Lelle is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

Aris release $789.2K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

The dugout

Mamadou Sané gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

96 Edition

The Aris Post

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The view from the top for Aris

55 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Squad

Tempers go at Aris

Wes Foderingham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Thiago frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Thiago has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Aris training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Charalabos Charalabous is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A season away well spent by David Lelle

29 games, 1 goals, and a squad option that has arrived without a fee attached. The interesting question at Aris now is not whether he plays but who he displaces.

The dugout

Aris keep their word to Santiago Sala

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

7 new faces, and Aris are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

David Lelle asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Jaden Montnor gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jaden Montnor is on it.

In brief

90 Edition

The Aris Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Santiago Sala frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Santiago Sala has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Rody Junior Effaghe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rody Junior Effaghe and Aris agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gédéon Kalulu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Veljko Nikolić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Wes Foderingham gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Wes Foderingham is on it.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Mislav Zadro at Omonoia Aradippou

7 shut-outs in 24 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Mislav Zadro has been having a lot of them.

Market

The Wes Foderingham story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Wes Foderingham signs something — a contract at Aris or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Charalabos Charalabous has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Charalabos Charalabous has written the date down.

Squad

Santiago Sala wants to know why he earns less

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and Aris have no good answer.

In brief

89 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

The knee: Thomas Ioannou out for 15 days

15 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Paralimni lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Jalil Saadi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Marko Simonovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Alen Kozar frozen out at Paralimni

This is not rotation. Alen Kozar has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Paralimni is pretending otherwise.

Match

6 unbeaten for Paralimni

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Paralimni did not have in the autumn.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Paralimni. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

The dugout

No hiding place for David Lelle

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Lelle, and the manager let it.

Match

Marko Simonovski the difference as Paralimni beat Ethnikos Achnas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marko Simonovski. 1‑0 against Ethnikos Achnas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Marko Simonovski stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.49 on the card, and the Paralimni support went home talking about one name.

In brief

  • Squad Paralimni are still strangers to each other
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Player ratings Gal Kurež runs at them all day
86 Edition

The Aris Post

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Santiago Sala frozen out at Aris

This is not rotation. Santiago Sala has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Aris is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Aris

Wes Foderingham and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Aris

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yacine Bourhane was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Andronikos Kakoullis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Wes Foderingham gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Wes Foderingham is on it.

The dugout

Aris keep their word to Clinton Duodu

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Loan watch

7 clean sheets on loan for Mislav Zadro

24 appearances at Omonoia Aradippou and the goals have stopped going in. Aris lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

The Wes Foderingham story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Wes Foderingham signs something — a contract at Aris or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Ruan Costa placed on the list

Aris have made Ruan Costa available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

83 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Thomas Ioannou damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Paralimni

Ethnikos Latsion will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Paralimni were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Paralimni up to position 2

47 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

A day Marko Simonovski will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marko Simonovski yet — 9.36

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.36 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Alen Kozar is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Antonis Katsiaris pops up at the right end — 7.99

7.99, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

Gal Kurež was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marko Simonovski is slowing down

At 36, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

In brief

82 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thomas Ioannou

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paralimni lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

David Lelle in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Tony Varjund

Paralimni asked and Flora said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Paralimni come up short against APEA Akrotiri

APEA Akrotiri left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Charalambos Kastanos left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Max Miller is still paying for one afternoon at Paralimni

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Paralimni pick somebody else ahead of Demir Imeri

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Max Miller could not find anything

4.49. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

Javi Navarro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

75 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Paralimni refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Paralimni

The unbeaten run reaches 12. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Antonis Katsiaris asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Gal Kurež is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Paralimni will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Alen Kozar is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Paralimni are at home on the road

6 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

David Lelle and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Home is on Emmanuel Okeke's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Paralimni are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Eyes on Stavros Dimosthenous again

The phone has started ringing about Stavros Dimosthenous again, and this time the name on the line is Achyronas-Onisilos. Paralimni are listening politely and promising nothing.

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70 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

The dugout

Stavros Dimosthenous keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Stavros Dimosthenous

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Stavros Dimosthenous will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Whatever happens, Paralimni do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Paralimni

David Lelle was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Paralimni are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marko Simonovski was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Paralimni see off Chalkanoras Idaliou

Three points for Paralimni, 2‑1 the final word against Chalkanoras Idaliou in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Gal Kurež was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

David Lelle makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

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68 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Roman Lazăr has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

David Lelle and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marko Simonovski is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jalil Saadi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Eduardo is still paying for one afternoon at Paralimni

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Looking ahead

Panagiotis Louka faces his old club

AEZ Zakakiou next, and one man in the Paralimni dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Panagiotis Louka asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

A season on the outside for Marko Simonovski

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Paralimni has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The Michalis Charalabous talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Paralimni know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

63 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Paralimni spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alen Kozar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alen Kozar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

David Lelle and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Loizos Kosmas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Paralimni

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Eduardo's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Thomas Ioannou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Paralimni put Demir Imeri up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Demir Imeri may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Panagiotis Louka finally belongs at Paralimni

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

61 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alison Araçoiaba asks to leave Paralimni

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Jalil Saadi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paralimni may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jalil Saadi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jalil Saadi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

David Lelle in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marko Simonovski is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Paralimni come up short against MEAP Nisou

MEAP Nisou left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Alison Araçoiaba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Charalambos Kastanos left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

David Lelle knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

60 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

David Lelle says Paralimni went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Alen Kozar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Roman Lazăr has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Marko Simonovski in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marko Simonovski reaches 100 goals

100 goals for the club, every one of them filed away in the memory of a supporter somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michalis Charalabous

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Paralimni see off Iraklis Gerolakkou

Three points for Paralimni, 1‑0 the final word against Iraklis Gerolakkou in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at Paralimni

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alison Araçoiaba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Thomas Nikolaou

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

56 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Stavros Dimosthenous turns Omonia 29M down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Paralimni turn down Ethnikos Achnas for Antonis Katsiaris

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roman Lazăr

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roman Lazăr will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paralimni the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

David Lelle and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Javi Navarro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alison Araçoiaba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Paralimni ask about Igor Amaral

A loan enquiry to Agia Napa: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Leandro knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Paralimni, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Michalis Charalabous plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

50 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

João Cesco puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Paralimni, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Paralimni say no — this time

The offer from Iberia 1999 for Adebayo Adeleye was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Paralimni

Gal Kurež and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Max Miller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mamadou Meité

Paralimni asked and Bellinzona said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Symeon Solomou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Symeon Solomou, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Eduardo's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

João Cesco knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and João Cesco trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

David Lelle remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Paralimni would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

49 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Paralimni spell it out for Charalambos Kastanos

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Charalambos Kastanos has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Paralimni

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Loizos Kosmas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Paralimni can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Terms done: Roman Lazăr is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Spartakos Kitiou waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Paralimni is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

15 seasons of Loizos Kosmas

220 appearances across 15 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Paralimni know what they have.

Market

Jalil Saadi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paralimni they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Mamadou Meité turns down Paralimni

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Bellinzona keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

David Lelle in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paralimni this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alison Araçoiaba signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alison Araçoiaba and Paralimni agree another 4 years.

In brief

46 Edition

The Aris Post

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

David Lelle has said yes to Agia Napa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Aris have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Anápolis come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Aris did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Michalis Theodosiou asks to leave Aris

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Aris

Wes Foderingham and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Rody Junior Effaghe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Chahid el Allachi is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Aris has been clear about where Chahid el Allachi stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Andronikos Kakoullis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Aris, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Jaden Montnor plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Aris

Something was said to David Lelle and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

46 Edition

The Paralimni Chronicle

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Roman Lazăr has said yes to Ethnikos Latsion

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Paralimni have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Retrô come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Paralimni did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on David Lelle

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Paralimni have done the hard part with Aris, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Paralimni

Marko Simonovski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Labros Michail Konstanti

Paralimni asked and AEZ Zakakiou said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

One of our own: Dimitris Makris joins the Paralimni first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Dimitris Makris is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Grigoris Ioannou joins the Paralimni first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Grigoris Ioannou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Words at Paralimni training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Symeon Solomou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Stavros Dimosthenous wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Paralimni will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

40 Edition

The Aris Post

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Wes Foderingham in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Aris this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Aris training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Veljko Nikolić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Kokorin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Federico Guerra's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Aris are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ruan Costa is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Ruan Costa has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Veljko Nikolić knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Aris, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Aris and David Lelle are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Yair Mena gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yair Mena is on it.

Loan watch

Marios Theocharous keeps scoring at APEA Akrotiri

29 appearances away from home and 4 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

In brief