Arthur

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29 Aug 2036
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Process

Marked for Arthur

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The Bayern Munich Courier

18 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Samu Aghehowa

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayern Munich lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Paul Nebel is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and VfL Bochum waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Bayern Munich say no — this time

The offer from Lausanne-Sport for Ilaix Moriba was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Hugo Ekitiké puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bayern Munich, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Bayern Munich refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 80 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Transfer targets

An offer of $3.3M for Kadan Young

Bayern Munich have gone to Bayer Leverkusen with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Jamal Musiala and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Arthur is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gorka Carrera

Bayern Munich asked and Hertha BSC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

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28 Jul 2036
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Market

Arthur has said yes to Schalke 04

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Inter come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bayern Munich did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayern Munich

Jamal Musiala and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Home is on Ilaix Moriba's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bayern Munich are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. George Ilenikhena is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Karl Pohl steps up from the Bayern Munich academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Karl Pohl has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Thomas Frank joins the Bayern Munich first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Thomas Frank is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hugo Ekitiké

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Ekitiké, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Nico O'Reilly plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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The Bayern Munich Courier

7 Jul 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Malick Thiaw is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and TSG Hoffenheim waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Boardroom

Sven Baumann has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Bayern Munich can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Leon Avdullahu asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Bayern Munich

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Transfer targets

No deal for Niko Farkaš at that price

Bayern Munich offered $4.0M; Hamburger SV said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

VfB Stuttgart tell Bayern Munich: Dennis Seimen is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Lausanne-Sport watching Ilaix Moriba

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Bayern Munich have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Arthur is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Nico O'Reilly falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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The Bayern Munich Courier

23 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Bayern Munich say no — this time

The offer from Inter for Nico O'Reilly was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Levi Colwill asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Arthur has said yes to Hertha BSC

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich bid $8.6M for Dário Essugo

The offer went to Borussia Mönchengladbach this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Match

Bayern Munich up to position 3

80 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Erling Haaland wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bayern Munich hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Transfer targets

Hamburger SV tell Bayern Munich: Niko Farkaš is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nico O'Reilly falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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The Ponte Preta Post

12 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Marlon hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ponte Preta can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Cadu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ponte Preta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Tobías Sánchez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ponte Preta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Ponte Preta's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ponte Preta has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ponte Preta cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A row about effort at Ponte Preta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dominik Pech was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Bruno Lopes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ponte Preta against Sampaio Corrêa

0‑1 to Sampaio Corrêa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tobías Sánchez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ponte Preta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

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The Bayern Munich Courier

5 May 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Boardroom

Bayern Munich spell it out for Sven Baumann

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Sven Baumann has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Bayern Munich

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Player ratings

Vintage Jamal Musiala — 8.37

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.37, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Erling Haaland raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

Squad

Goal number 200 for Jamal Musiala

200 goals in these colours now, every one of them somebody’s memory. There is a supporter in the stand who can tell you where he was for most of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bayern Munich

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Loan watch

15 goals on loan for Hugo Ekitiké

16 appearances at Hamburger SV and the goals keep coming. Bayern Munich are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

Appearance number 400 for Levi Colwill

400 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

In brief

509 Edition

The Ponte Preta Post

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gustavo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ponte Preta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ponte Preta

Léo Maná and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Ponte Preta

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A row about effort at Ponte Preta

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dominik Pech was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cadu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cadu, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Rocco Vata's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Rocco Vata wants out of the spotlight

The ambition story running the other way, and the one nobody tells: a footballer asking for a smaller stage, fewer cameras and a crowd that does not turn. It is not weakness and it is very rarely reported as anything else.

Squad

Ponte Preta are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Player ratings

Arthur was the difference for Ponte Preta

Marked 7.26. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Market The Rocco Vata question follows Ponte Preta around
  • The dugout Marlon asks for a word with the manager
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The Ponte Preta Post

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Lucas Berrutti

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lucas Berrutti will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ponte Preta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Ponte Preta

Evertton Araújo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ponte Preta training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dominik Pech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ponte Preta come up short against Amazonas

Amazonas left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Talks stall between Ponte Preta and Henrique Silva

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Arthur

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ponte Preta told Arthur something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Douglas Costa answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

A step back for Álvaro Augusto at Ponte Preta

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

Gustavo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

471 Edition

The Ponte Preta Post

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rocco Vata wants more than Ponte Preta are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Player ratings

Evertton Araújo pops up at the right end — 7.79

7.79, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lucas Berrutti

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lucas Berrutti will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ponte Preta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Evertton Araújo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ponte Preta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Junior tell Ponte Preta: Metinho is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Ponte Preta get the job done against Athletic Club

A 2‑0 win over Athletic Club, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

César Bautista gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Eyes on Henrique Carvalho again

The phone has started ringing about Henrique Carvalho again, and this time the name on the line is Changchun Yatai. Ponte Preta are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Ponte Preta training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. João Prado is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

469 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

George Ilenikhena agrees terms with VfB Stuttgart

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Bayern Munich people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Nicolò Tresoldi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayern Munich can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Union Berlin for Matěj Jurásek

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Levi Colwill falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mikel Jauregizar knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bayern Munich, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Jamal Musiala gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jamal Musiala is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Malick Thiaw

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Werder Bremen are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Bayern Munich will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

469 Edition

The Werder Bremen Courier

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Peter Amoran

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Peter Amoran will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Werder Bremen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Kabangu Alex Teixeira agrees terms with Toulouse FC

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Werder Bremen people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Denis Radu asks to leave Werder Bremen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Yann Aurel Bisseck

Werder Bremen asked and Eintracht Frankfurt said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Arthur

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Werder Bremen have done the hard part with Bayer Leverkusen, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Boardroom

Werder Bremen to lose Peter Amoran for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Peter Amoran has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Werder Bremen

Anes Čardaklija was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Werder Bremen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kjell Peersman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Werder Bremen beat the market to Abdoul Koné from Holstein Kiel

Holstein Kiel will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Abdoul Koné has pre-agreed a move to Werder Bremen, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

In brief

468 Edition

The Werder Bremen Courier

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Federico Navarro hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Werder Bremen can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Werder Bremen walk away from Vinicius Tobias

$3.0M was the most the club would pay and Bayer Leverkusen were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Dijon come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Werder Bremen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Filipe de Carvalho

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Filipe de Carvalho will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Werder Bremen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Anes Čardaklija wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Filipe de Carvalho has agreed to leave Werder Bremen for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Kjell Peersman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Arthur

Werder Bremen asked and Bayer Leverkusen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Werder Bremen count the cost of losing Martin Bačík

33 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

465 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ousmane Diomande says no to Schalke 04

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Ousmane Diomande had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bayern Munich did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Arthur has said yes to TSG Hoffenheim

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Badredine Bouanani asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Bayern Munich to lose Martin Martin for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Martin Martin has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A move Oliver Dovin would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Oliver Dovin is living that version at Bayern Munich, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Levi Colwill falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bara Sapoko Ndiaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Jamal Musiala plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

463 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ousmane Diomande has said yes to Schalke 04

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Nobody above Bayern Munich

First, on 85 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Squad

15 Bayern Munich players away with their countries

The training ground goes quiet for a fortnight. 15 men have gone off to be somebody else’s players, and the manager is left with the ones nobody has called.

Market

Pedri wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bayern Munich hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down TSG Hoffenheim for Arthur

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Jürgen Vogt puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bayern Munich, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayern Munich

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Levi Colwill was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A move Yakiv Kinareikin would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Yakiv Kinareikin is living that version at Bayern Munich, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

No deal for Tim Schreiber at that price

Bayern Munich offered $180.0K; Darmstadt 98 said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

In brief

458 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Erling Haaland is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.89 with 48 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

Sven Baumann has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Bayern Munich can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

A brace, and Erling Haaland takes the afternoon — 9.11

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Erling Haaland provided it, and the 9.11 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

The Bayern Munich board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Erling Haaland wants more than Bayern Munich are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Lennart Karl stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lennart Karl and Bayern Munich agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Arthur is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayern Munich

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Levi Colwill was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bayern Munich

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

453 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Sven Baumann has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Bayern Munich can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

George Ilenikhena: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayern Munich have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Bayern Munich

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Jamal Musiala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Arthur

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arthur will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayern Munich the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayern Munich

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nico O'Reilly was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

The big one: Bayer Leverkusen come into view

Two sides from the top of the table, one afternoon, and a month of talk decided in ninety minutes. Bayern Munich will not use the word title this week and will not stop thinking it.

The dugout

Bayern Munich keep their word to Lennart Karl

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Player of the month: Erling Haaland

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order Bayern Munich prefer.

In brief

449 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Erling Haaland is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.86 with 40 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Bayern Munich run riot against VfL Wolfsburg

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Boardroom

Sven Baumann has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Bayern Munich can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Bayern Munich

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Erling Haaland takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Alphonso Davies has been here 16 seasons

580 appearances across 16 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Vintage Erling Haaland — 9.70

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 9.70, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

Bayern Munich make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Bayern Munich have 5 straight wins of it.

Market

Jamal Musiala wants more than Bayern Munich are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

In brief

  • Squad Pedri signs a new deal
  • Market Arthur is on his way
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Lennart Karl at his very best
447 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Erling Haaland

35 goals and a season average of 7.76 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Both of them Erling Haaland's — 9.46

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.46, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Bayern Munich are top

57 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matěj Jurásek

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matěj Jurásek will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayern Munich the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Arminia Bielefeld come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bayern Munich did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayern Munich

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nico O'Reilly was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hugo Ekitiké

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Ekitiké, and the manager let it.

Match

Erling Haaland among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Erling Haaland on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Bayern Munich and VfL Bochum.

In brief

447 Edition

The Werder Bremen Courier

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ozan Kabak

135 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Werder Bremen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

18 days out for Leon Ćuk after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Werder Bremen will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Javier Fernández hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Werder Bremen can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Immanuel Pherai says Werder Bremen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Iaia Manco Danfa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Werder Bremen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Werder Bremen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jarleysom was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Arthur

Werder Bremen asked and Bayer Leverkusen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jarleysom

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jarleysom, and the manager let it.

Squad

Andreas Skov Olsen is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

In brief

440 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Erling Haaland is carrying Bayern Munich

25 goals and a season average of 7.61. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Bayern Munich out of the cup

Heidenheim ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Erling Haaland leads the rout of Hertha BSC

3‑0, and Erling Haaland took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Bayern Munich tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

3 goals for Erling Haaland

The match ball belongs to Erling Haaland, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Vintage Erling Haaland — 9.80

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 9.80, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Levi Colwill honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Bayern Munich had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Leon Avdullahu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bayern Munich, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nico O'Reilly raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

Market

Arthur is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

433 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Bayern Munich

26 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Bayern Munich cannot stop winning

15 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

Hugo Ekitiké lights up a European night for Bayern Munich

1‑0 against Flora, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Hugo Ekitiké was at the centre of the description.

Squad

31 days out for Alexander Schmid after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bayern Munich will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Ernest Poku runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A quiet fortnight at Bayern Munich

With 13 players away on international duty the sessions are small and the manager can actually hear himself. It is the one break in the season, and it never quite feels like one.

Match

Another one collected away from home

6 on the bounce on the road for Bayern Munich. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Arthur has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bayern Munich they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

429 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

16 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Arthur

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arthur will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayern Munich the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Levi Colwill is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Leon Avdullahu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Alphonso Davies gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alphonso Davies is on it.

Market

The Alphonso Davies question follows Bayern Munich around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alphonso Davies’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Harry Amass knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Harry Amass trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

A door opens for Mikel Jauregizar

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Looking ahead

Patrick Dorgu faces his old club

Heidenheim next, and one man in the Bayern Munich dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The clock does Norman Bassette’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bayern Munich could ask drops and the wages Norman Bassette can ask rise.

In brief