Alexandre Klopp

Right Back - Samgurali Tskaltubo
11 May 2030
Saturday
Process

Marked for Alexandre Klopp

197 Edition

The Samgurali Tskaltubo Gazette

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Beka Ananidze out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Samgurali Tskaltubo lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Samgurali Tskaltubo tear Telavi apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Telavi, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Rickson pops up at the right end — 7.37

7.37, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Market

Patrick Jorge is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Samgurali Tskaltubo is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Samgurali Tskaltubo

Zurab Chavchanidze and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Bruninho in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Irakli Janjghava falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Halfway: Samgurali Tskaltubo sit in position 3

15 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

Dato Kobiashvili has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Dato Kobiashvili on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

Back issues
189 Edition

The Samgurali Tskaltubo Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Samgurali Tskaltubo

Sioni will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Samgurali Tskaltubo were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Thiago Calone takes the afternoon — 8.64

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Thiago Calone provided it, and the 8.64 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Bruninho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Patrick Jorge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Samgurali Tskaltubo they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Samgurali Tskaltubo

Zurab Chavchanidze and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Samgurali Tskaltubo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rickson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on André Batista's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Samgurali Tskaltubo are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alexandre Klopp at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Samgurali Tskaltubo.

Squad

Samgurali Tskaltubo are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

138 Edition

The Samgurali Tskaltubo Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Shola Ogundana says Samgurali Tskaltubo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gabriel Lima hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Samgurali Tskaltubo can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gustavo Daniel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gustavo Daniel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Samgurali Tskaltubo the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wants to play Samgurali Tskaltubo right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A falling-out at Samgurali Tskaltubo

Shola Ogundana and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A move Alexandre Klopp would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alexandre Klopp is living that version at Samgurali Tskaltubo, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

Samgurali Tskaltubo find a way past Dinamo Tbilisi

Dinamo Tbilisi made Samgurali Tskaltubo work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Samgurali Tskaltubo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johnatan Cardoso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Martín Quiróz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Martín Quiróz and Samgurali Tskaltubo agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

106 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Siauliai agree $880.0K for Saulius Valskis

The clubs have shaken hands with Atlantas; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Brad Leroy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Siauliai can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Alexandre Klopp has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Siauliai they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Dāvis Ikaunieks signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dāvis Ikaunieks and Siauliai agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Siauliai

Dāvis Ikaunieks was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Kator Akile frozen out at Siauliai

This is not rotation. Kator Akile has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Siauliai is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Ekene Olisema falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Kator Akile's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Siauliai are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

Siauliai ask about Billy Kirkman

A loan enquiry to Suduva: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

105 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Eliot Boudet

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Siauliai lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cup progress for Siauliai

A 2‑0 win over Stumbras, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

A brace, and Miloš Zličić takes the afternoon — 8.94

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Miloš Zličić provided it, and the 8.94 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Siauliai say no — this time

The offer from Atlantas for Ignas Sernas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Kator Akile asks to leave Siauliai

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Melvin Bijot

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Siauliai have done the hard part with Kauno Zalgiris, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Player ratings

Vido Marković runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

An offer of $100.0K for Anthony Kalik

Siauliai have gone to Kauno Zalgiris with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Siauliai

Ignas Sernas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

102 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Siauliai agree $880.0K for Saulius Valskis

The clubs have shaken hands with Atlantas; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Samuel Come Ruiz asks to leave Siauliai

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexandre Klopp

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexandre Klopp will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Siauliai the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

No deal for Marius Kazlauskas at that price

Siauliai offered $190.0K; Stumbras said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Veljko Bogićević in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Siauliai this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Đorđe Kukolj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Mihajlo Savanović's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Siauliai are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

This league is too small for Joshua Kayode

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Siauliai will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Alexandre Klopp gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alexandre Klopp is on it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mihajlo Savanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Siauliai can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Billy Kirkman is a medical away from Siauliai

The deal with Suduva is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Siauliai bid $190.0K for Marius Kazlauskas

The offer went to Stumbras this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Đorđe Kukolj signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Đorđe Kukolj commits to Siauliai for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Siauliai

Veljko Bogićević was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Edin Ajdinović frozen out at Siauliai

This is not rotation. Edin Ajdinović has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Siauliai is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Đorđe Kukolj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stephen Wisdom wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Siauliai know it.

Boardroom

Siauliai sign 3 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

100 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Martusevich damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Siauliai turn down Stumbras for Ignas Sernas

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Mai Kolbl hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Siauliai can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Edin Ajdinović has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Siauliai they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Ignas Sernas frozen out at Siauliai

This is not rotation. Ignas Sernas has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Siauliai is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Siauliai bid $100.0K for Anthony Kalik

The offer went to Kauno Zalgiris this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Siauliai

Veljko Bogićević and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Siauliai

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ekene Olisema was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Miloš Zličić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Miloš Zličić is on it.

In brief

98 Edition

The Siauliai Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Maxim Martusevich

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Siauliai lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The season ends: position 5 for Siauliai

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 15 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Saulius Valskis

Siauliai and Atlantas have settled on $880.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Kator Akile hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Siauliai can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Alexandre Klopp is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Siauliai is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Siauliai

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Siauliai are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

Siauliai make their move for Anthony Kalik

$100.0K on the table at Kauno Zalgiris. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Player ratings

Kristijan Živković beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Siauliai

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

In brief