Jan Eicher

Goalkeeper - UCSA
27 Mar 2027
Saturday
Process
34 Edition

The UCSA Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

UCSA sink to position 14

30 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Matvii Kharchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Pavlo Zakhidnyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around UCSA they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

264% of the income goes out in wages at UCSA

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Rubén Arellano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away

The name of Vavá Guerreiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. UCSA say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
33 Edition

The UCSA Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Goulart asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

UCSA lose Mykyta Nemetskov

94 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mykyta Sytnykov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

32 Edition

The UCSA Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Guilherme Santos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” UCSA have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Serhii Petko stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Serhii Petko and UCSA agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Jan Eicher asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Douglas Dias

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Oleksandr Osman talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. UCSA know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

28 Edition

The UCSA Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Wendell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for UCSA against Chernihiv

0-1 to Chernihiv, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jan Eicher left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Jan Eicher will call it something else in private.

Squad

Guilherme Santos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Guilherme Santos commits to UCSA for another 1 years.

Market

A long bet from UCSA on Albert Blackie

He is 19, and nobody at UCSA signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

26 Edition

The UCSA Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavlo Zakhidnyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around UCSA they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

350% of the income goes out in wages at UCSA

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

UCSA see off Nyva

Three points for UCSA, 1-0 the final word against Nyva in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Iwo Świerkot gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Roman Yuvkhymets asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away

The name of Vavá Guerreiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. UCSA say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

25 Edition

The UCSA Post

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

UCSA sink to position 15

24 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gabriel Goulart asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Market

Andrii Kireiev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at UCSA is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Douglas Dias gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between UCSA and Livyi Bereh

3-3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Bohdan Khoma lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Jan Eicher knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at UCSA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Allyson finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. UCSA have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

24 Edition

The UCSA Post

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jeron Al-Hazaimeh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

UCSA and Feniks take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Jan Eicher asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Oleksandr Osman talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. UCSA know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

22 Edition

The UCSA Post

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mykyta Sytnykov asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Pavlo Zakhidnyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around UCSA they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Wages eat 690% of everything UCSA earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Jan Eicher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

UCSA are $3.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Douglas Dias knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at UCSA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

UCSA draw a blank against Prykarpattia

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Prykarpattia defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away

The name of Vavá Guerreiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. UCSA say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Toya Nakajima placed on the list

UCSA have made Toya Nakajima available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

20 Edition

The UCSA Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kyrylo Barantsov says UCSA went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

UCSA see off Inhulets

Three points for UCSA, 2-1 the final word against Inhulets in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Jeron Al-Hazaimeh stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jeron Al-Hazaimeh and UCSA agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Mykyta Sytnykov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rubén Arellano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Experience through the door at UCSA

Jeron Al-Hazaimeh arrives at 34 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

The Oleksandr Osman talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. UCSA know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

UCSA put Douglas Dias up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Douglas Dias may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

18 Edition

The UCSA Post

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jan Eicher says UCSA went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Mykyta Sytnykov asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

830% of the income goes out in wages at UCSA

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

UCSA are $3.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Matheus Fogo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between UCSA and Metalurh Zaporizhzhia

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Metalurh Zaporizhzhia will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

Guilherme Santos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at UCSA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away

The name of Vavá Guerreiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. UCSA say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

17 Edition

The UCSA Post

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Rubén Arellano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Danylo Sydorenko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” UCSA have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

A bad afternoon for UCSA against Chornomorets

0-2 to Chornomorets, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Oleksandr Osman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jan Eicher knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at UCSA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

14 Edition

The UCSA Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

830% of the income goes out in wages at UCSA

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Douglas Dias

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for UCSA against Probiy

0-1 to Probiy, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

UCSA are $3.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Douglas Dias is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 35 with 1 appearances behind him, and UCSA have to plan for both answers.

Market

Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away

The name of Vavá Guerreiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. UCSA say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Talks stall between UCSA and Mykyta Sytnykov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

11 Edition

The UCSA Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mykyta Sytnykov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Matheus Fogo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Matheus Fogo and UCSA agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Allyson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

10 Edition

The UCSA Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jan Eicher asks to leave UCSA

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Wages eat 1381% of everything UCSA earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

UCSA see off Livyi Bereh

Three points for UCSA, 1-0 the final word against Livyi Bereh in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

UCSA are $2.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Douglas Dias signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Douglas Dias commits to UCSA for another 1 years.

Squad

Danylo Sydorenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

UCSA counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at UCSA now.

Squad

UCSA’s own kid cannot get a game

At 25, Pablo Castro has come through every age group this club has, and now watches a borrowed player of much the same level start every week. An academy notices these things, and so do the parents in the stand.

Squad

Serhii Petko is off the mark for UCSA

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

  • Market UCSA bring in an old head
  • Market Experience through the door at UCSA
  • Market Vavá Guerreiro linked with a move away
8 Edition

The UCSA Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andrii Kireiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jan Eicher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

UCSA share the spoils with Bukovyna

A 1-1 draw with Bukovyna leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Wendell is off the mark for UCSA

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

The Oleksandr Osman talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. UCSA know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Aleksa Čolović asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

4 Edition

The UCSA Post

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andrii Kireiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for UCSA

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around UCSA are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gonzalo Saavedra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gonzalo Saavedra and UCSA agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

UCSA come up short against Ahrobiznes

Ahrobiznes left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Jan Eicher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

UCSA lose Tymur Amilakhanov

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

3 Edition

The UCSA Post

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

UCSA turn down Vorskla for Vavá Guerreiro

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Honours even between UCSA and Metalurh Zaporizhzhia

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Jan Eicher knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at UCSA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Pablo Castro is off the mark for UCSA

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

UCSA put Anton Yevdokymov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Anton Yevdokymov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

The Kyrylo Barantsov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. UCSA know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief