Jacob Onyango

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Tusker
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Jacob Onyango

101 Edition

The Tusker Post

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Douglas Omanga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tusker can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Jolame Domonikibau signs for Bandari while still at Tusker

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Jolame Domonikibau has agreed terms with Bandari for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Jolame Domonikibau has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tusker they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Cheickna Samaké in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tusker this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Tusker

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Tusker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Paul Ochuoga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Pape Fall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Pape Fall has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Tusker know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Tusker academy

6 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

In brief

Back issues
51 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chinanu Victor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bidco United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

David Kalama asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Christopher Raila keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

48 Edition

The Tusker Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Tusker

The unbeaten run reaches 12. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Fabien Adikiny asks to leave Tusker

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Cheickna Samaké in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tusker this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Erambo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Tusker find a way past Bandari

Bandari made Tusker work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Vincent Owino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vincent Owino, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ian Simiyu Jr. runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Fabien Adikiny has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Tusker will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Yakeen Muthelil

A mark of 5.77 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

46 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clinton Asiago damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

7 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Michael Wanjala keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chizoba Amaefule is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Bidco United and Shabana

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

45 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Kevin Ouma keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

The Kariobangi Sharks deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Clinton Asiago reports back to Bidco United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Boardroom

The Bidco United board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Home is on Adama Traoré's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The goals have deserted Bidco United

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Bidco United can tell you which week it ends in.

In brief

44 Edition

The Tusker Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Fabien Adikiny says Tusker went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

8 unbeaten for Tusker

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Tusker did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Cheickna Samaké in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tusker this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Erambo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Eric Kapaito sends Tusker past Kakamega Homeboyz

It finished 1‑0, and it was Eric Kapaito’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Tusker.

Player ratings

Ian Simiyu Jr. runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Cliff Oruko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cliff Oruko, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Eric Kapaito

7.76, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Tusker had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Charles Momanyi

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

43 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Francis Chege says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gede Aditya Juliantara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United come up short against APS Bomet

APS Bomet left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

An afternoon Adama Traoré will want back

Marked 5.43. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

36 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

79 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Adama Traoré puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues at 19 — 7.61

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues did not need any: 7.61, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chizoba Amaefule and Bidco United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Michael Bodo told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Michael Bodo has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Bidco United.

In brief

32 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Richard Matloga damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Adama Traoré asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 31 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Boardroom

The Bidco United board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Matthew Acton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matthew Acton commits to Bidco United for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Simon Munala’s goal not enough for Bidco United

Simon Munala scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kariobangi Sharks, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief